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#496648
Sisyphus
Oh didn't you hear? They're so embarrassed about being related to you that they no longer to to family reunions, they go bowling instead.
5/12/2008 2:44:11 PM
#496658
David D.G.
The reason is simple: Earth people are not proud of their ancestors, and never invite them 'round to dinner.
~David D.G.
5/12/2008 2:52:28 PM
#496661
Horsefeathers
"Hey stupid evolutionists,if I'm related to monkeys then how come I never see any at my family reunions?
Answer me that oh wise ones!"
You're obviously attending the wrong reunions. Humans are apes, not monkeys. You want the reunion down the hall.
5/12/2008 2:55:20 PM
#496673
Terf
I would imagine your family reunions are: You, Your parents, Your siblings, trying to work out the fucked up ways you are related.
5/12/2008 3:07:12 PM
#496687
Paschal Wagner
We have a saying over here in Ewwwrup: "Everyone knows the monkey; the monkey knows no one."
5/12/2008 3:20:04 PM
#496695
Cymro
Hey, you're related to a briton from the 15th century, why doesn't he turn up to your family relations?
Hint: He's dead.
5/12/2008 3:30:19 PM
#496718
nuke
Evolution does not work on a scale that you can see in a mere human lifetime. You need freakin' millions.
5/12/2008 3:48:38 PM
#496736
Xotan
you should try looking in the mirror!
5/12/2008 4:01:52 PM
#496745
Yog-Sothoth
You kinda do...
5/12/2008 4:09:36 PM
#496781
GigaGuess
Because their invitation got sent to the wrong Tree-mail Address. Duh!
5/12/2008 4:35:04 PM
#496833
Old Viking
Professional straight-man?
5/12/2008 4:57:37 PM
#496879
cyborgtroy
BC U R NOT LOOKING
OUCH BURN
5/12/2008 5:15:04 PM
#496970
Frank
cos you're adopted.
5/12/2008 6:04:29 PM
#497011
DoctorFunkopolis
Same reason you don't see most of your other relatives. You're a dick and nobody likes you.
5/12/2008 6:33:02 PM
#497086
SurfinSeaOtter
It's because they're embarassed of you
5/12/2008 8:00:57 PM
#497169
Anna
...You mean you don't have monkeys at family reunions? Is that just my family, then?
5/12/2008 8:50:02 PM
#497188
ChildeofMalkav
Hey, stupid fundamentalist, if I'm related to dirt then how come I never see any at my family reunions?
Answer me that oh wise ones!
5/12/2008 9:01:35 PM
#497262
Antichrist
Because you don't own a mirror?
5/12/2008 10:02:13 PM
#497282
Michael
Different branch of the tree. Although in your case I think you are a monkey and no functioning humans come to your reunions.
5/12/2008 10:18:55 PM
#497283
Tenebrais
If we're all descended from one couple, how come I'm not invited to your family reunions?
5/12/2008 10:20:13 PM
#497312
Moondog
Humans share 99.9% of their DNA with every other human. That means we're all related. So why aren't my family gatherings just "open" to the entire human species? As for you, dumbass, other primates don't invite you to their parties. They think fundies are beneath them.
5/12/2008 10:37:58 PM
#497371
DW
Maybe next time your should look in the mirror if you want to find a monkey
5/12/2008 11:18:55 PM
#497477
Canadiest
because your the part of the family they shun
5/13/2008 12:35:11 AM
#497546
Paul The Burptist
I call Poe. This is almost a direct quote from Douglas Adams Hitch Hikers Guide.
5/13/2008 1:32:09 AM
#497799
Jedi1josh
If my nephew is a monkey. Then I'll be a monkey's uncle.
5/13/2008 3:08:14 AM
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