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Oh didn't you hear? They're so embarrassed about being related to you that they no longer to to family reunions, they go bowling instead.
5/12/2008 2:44:11 PM
The reason is simple: Earth people are not proud of their ancestors, and never invite them 'round to dinner.
5/12/2008 2:52:28 PM
"Hey stupid evolutionists,if I'm related to monkeys then how come I never see any at my family reunions?
Answer me that oh wise ones!"
You're obviously attending the wrong reunions. Humans are apes, not monkeys. You want the reunion down the hall.
5/12/2008 2:55:20 PM
I would imagine your family reunions are: You, Your parents, Your siblings, trying to work out the fucked up ways you are related.
5/12/2008 3:07:12 PM
We have a saying over here in Ewwwrup: "Everyone knows the monkey; the monkey knows no one."
5/12/2008 3:20:04 PM
Hey, you're related to a briton from the 15th century, why doesn't he turn up to your family relations?
Hint: He's dead.
5/12/2008 3:30:19 PM
Evolution does not work on a scale that you can see in a mere human lifetime. You need freakin' millions.
5/12/2008 3:48:38 PM
you should try looking in the mirror!
5/12/2008 4:01:52 PM
You kinda do...
5/12/2008 4:09:36 PM
Because their invitation got sent to the wrong Tree-mail Address. Duh!
5/12/2008 4:35:04 PM
5/12/2008 4:57:37 PM
BC U R NOT LOOKING
5/12/2008 5:15:04 PM
cos you're adopted.
5/12/2008 6:04:29 PM
Same reason you don't see most of your other relatives. You're a dick and nobody likes you.
5/12/2008 6:33:02 PM
It's because they're embarassed of you
5/12/2008 8:00:57 PM
...You mean you don't have monkeys at family reunions? Is that just my family, then?
5/12/2008 8:50:02 PM
Hey, stupid fundamentalist, if I'm related to dirt then how come I never see any at my family reunions?
Answer me that oh wise ones!
5/12/2008 9:01:35 PM
Because you don't own a mirror?
5/12/2008 10:02:13 PM
Different branch of the tree. Although in your case I think you are a monkey and no functioning humans come to your reunions.
5/12/2008 10:18:55 PM
If we're all descended from one couple, how come I'm not invited to your family reunions?
5/12/2008 10:20:13 PM
Humans share 99.9% of their DNA with every other human. That means we're all related. So why aren't my family gatherings just "open" to the entire human species? As for you, dumbass, other primates don't invite you to their parties. They think fundies are beneath them.
5/12/2008 10:37:58 PM
Maybe next time your should look in the mirror if you want to find a monkey
5/12/2008 11:18:55 PM
because your the part of the family they shun
5/13/2008 12:35:11 AM
Paul The Burptist
I call Poe. This is almost a direct quote from Douglas Adams Hitch Hikers Guide.
5/13/2008 1:32:09 AM
If my nephew is a monkey. Then I'll be a monkey's uncle.
5/13/2008 3:08:14 AM
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