Hey stupid evolutionists,if I'm related to monkeys then how come I never see any at my family reunions?
Answer me that oh wise ones!
Darwin Was Wrong,
[5/12/2008 10:33:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Someone definitly need to get off the Vikaden. Mabye it's because evolution takes millions of years.....
5/13/2008 3:28:40 AM
They're to ashamed of you to wanna come.
5/13/2008 8:45:03 AM
Because evolution doesn't work that way.
5/13/2008 10:05:25 AM
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
What did this guy do in school? Listen to the walkman or read comics under the desk?
7/13/2008 8:33:59 PM
You and I both know you have no family.
8/17/2008 9:39:06 AM
What "Darwin Was Wrong" really meant to say (the truthful core of his soul... which might fade away because of the incredible lie-obesity of his mind...) was:
"I'm not sure if I understand the Theory of Evolution. Can someone explain it to me in layman's terms? Beware: You have to break through my unwillingness to accept the information that you present!"
2/10/2009 3:10:51 PM
The monkeys have standards?
12/20/2010 7:55:52 AM
Because the monkeys are too embarrassed to be seen with you?
12/21/2010 1:01:31 AM
You forgot your mirror.
12/22/2010 6:57:35 AM
You know the old joke, everybody has an idiot in the family, and if you don't it's you?
Yeah, that's why.
3/17/2011 2:01:53 AM
Same reason you don't see your 57th cousin, thrice removed, I wager.
3/17/2011 4:55:31 AM
maybe not any monkeys but lots of baboons or your apodted
3/25/2011 9:43:06 PM
3/25/2011 9:43:43 PM
Well guys, I'm sorry to disappoint you but no, we don't evolve from monkeys and modern science prove Darwin wrong. There is no evolution from monkeys to human beings, but there is in fact DEGRADATION. Yes, monkeys have degradeded from us.
12/30/2011 6:12:59 PM
12/30/2011 6:16:27 PM
Because you see apes at your family reunion, stupid monkey.
8/20/2012 10:13:41 AM