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Hey stupid evolutionists,if I'm related to monkeys then how come I never see any at my family reunions?
Answer me that oh wise ones!

Darwin Was Wrong, Yahoo! Answers 66 Comments [5/12/2008 10:33:21 AM]
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#497829
bcp

Someone definitly need to get off the Vikaden. Mabye it's because evolution takes millions of years.....

5/13/2008 3:28:40 AM
#498127
Comicartist

They're to ashamed of you to wanna come.

5/13/2008 8:45:03 AM
#498215


Because evolution doesn't work that way.

5/13/2008 10:05:25 AM
#585877
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

What did this guy do in school? Listen to the walkman or read comics under the desk?

7/13/2008 8:33:59 PM
#637498
Kitourahime

You and I both know you have no family.

8/17/2008 9:39:06 AM
#891672
God

What "Darwin Was Wrong" really meant to say (the truthful core of his soul... which might fade away because of the incredible lie-obesity of his mind...) was:

"I'm not sure if I understand the Theory of Evolution. Can someone explain it to me in layman's terms? Beware: You have to break through my unwillingness to accept the information that you present!"

2/10/2009 3:10:51 PM
#1236332
MarylandBear

The monkeys have standards?

12/20/2010 7:55:52 AM
#1236489
Justanotharatheist

Because the monkeys are too embarrassed to be seen with you?

12/21/2010 1:01:31 AM
#1237042
ThisTroper

You forgot your mirror.

12/22/2010 6:57:35 AM
#1267873
Kuyohashi

You know the old joke, everybody has an idiot in the family, and if you don't it's you?

Yeah, that's why.

3/17/2011 2:01:53 AM
#1267908


Same reason you don't see your 57th cousin, thrice removed, I wager.

3/17/2011 4:55:31 AM
#1271394
towey

maybe not any monkeys but lots of baboons or your apodted

3/25/2011 9:43:06 PM
#1271395
towey

adopted

3/25/2011 9:43:43 PM
#1361966
Alice

Well guys, I'm sorry to disappoint you but no, we don't evolve from monkeys and modern science prove Darwin wrong. There is no evolution from monkeys to human beings, but there is in fact DEGRADATION. Yes, monkeys have degradeded from us.

12/30/2011 6:12:59 PM
#1361968


@Alice
[Citation needed]

12/30/2011 6:16:27 PM
#1437132
Quantum Mechanic

Because you see apes at your family reunion, stupid monkey.

8/20/2012 10:13:41 AM
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