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I'm almost 17 (not quite as long, but it's still a while), and I've never been on a date or kissed a girl. It's not that I couldn't get a girlfriend or anything like that, I've just chosen to concentrate on other things. Not having a girlfriend gives me the opportunity to spend more time with God and become closer to Him.

misterniceguy, POD Warrior Forum 32 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

Aren't these the same kinds of people that whine about how cults ruin your lives in the false hopes of a religious leader?

11/25/2005 3:34:05 AM

Redhunter

So you are coming out of the closet then?

6/29/2006 10:03:38 AM

Julian

I can't believe you called your penis God!

I sincerely doubt it has the capacity to cause Earthquakes or flood the world. Although it might be able to smite whores with the pox so one out of 3 aint bad.

6/29/2006 10:14:40 AM

Will

Okay buddy keep telling yourself that.

8/3/2006 7:28:45 PM

The Jamo

Julian:I sincerely doubt it has the capacity to cause Earthquakes or flood the world.

If his bladder is big enough then I suppose he could flood the world.

11/1/2006 2:37:24 AM

CousinTed

Hey misterniceguy! I've found to solution to all of your problems:


11/1/2006 6:23:26 AM

BarkleyVader

Damn, if you have problems getting a girlfriend don't use God as an excuse,
at least come up with a better one. Heck, I have problems with getting a girlfriend mainly because I always move and I'm shy when it comes to flirting, but you don't see me blaming God.

1/6/2007 5:33:27 PM

Joe

He's so deep in the closet, he's still finding Christmas presents..

1/6/2007 5:47:27 PM

Man Called True

Around here, we don't call that becoming closer to God. We call that kind of pathetic.

1/6/2007 5:50:53 PM

,madman,You should stop making fun of people like that, you guys. It's constant humiliation that makes them "seek Jebus". I for once am fat and ugly and it took me long time to come to terms with this fact and jokes didn't make it easier...,,Post!

,madman,You should stop making fun of people like that, you guys. It's constant humiliation that makes them "seek Jebus". I for once am fat and ugly and it took me long time to come to terms with this fact and jokes didn't make it easier...,,Post!

8/17/2008 11:10:06 PM

Natasha

Oh, so when I didn't date in high school it wasn't because I was short and fat, it was because I was getting closer to God! Didn't really work out well, since I became an atheist in my late teens.

8/18/2008 4:36:51 AM



Repressed gay much?

9/1/2008 11:35:44 AM

ozznova

Dude, join a monastery if that's what you want.

9/1/2008 12:06:34 PM

Philbert McAdamia

It's not that I couldn't become a millionaire, either, I just have . . . well, priorities for right now. There's plenty of time left for millionairing, after I'm done playing, and when I retire from this dead end job; I'm only 63 and a half.

9/1/2008 12:33:39 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You're gay.
Kill yourself.

9/1/2008 1:50:10 PM

watchdog

By the sound of it, his hand is his god and he likes getting closer too it.

9/1/2008 3:07:23 PM

Timon

Loving God all night long.

4/21/2009 6:30:19 AM

JohnTheAtheist

So, you are gay?

4/21/2009 6:34:12 AM

BrotherofZeus

Why am I getting weird vibes of self-loathing from this post?

8/31/2009 6:01:44 PM

Elia

If by "God" you mean the poster of Scarlett Johansson on your bedroom wall. Or is it the one of Lake Bell? Or maybe the one of Nick Jonas?

8/31/2009 7:04:45 PM

Angua

Well, then there are those of us who when we were "almost 17" couldn't get a boyfriend but would rather have liked to. But I think that having a girlfriend would get in the way of your praying or bible studies all that much.

8/31/2009 8:55:49 PM

Blaidd Drwg


Please, continue to remain celibate - all your life, if possible - the more of your kind that do, the quicker that version of insanity will become extinct.

8/31/2009 9:34:45 PM

EvoPagan

Mr. Nice Guy here is 23 now, at college and fucking like a bunny every chance he gets.

9/1/2009 3:13:07 AM

towey

pillow pants the pussy troll and listerfiend might eat him

3/14/2011 7:21:36 PM

JohnTheAtheist

My guess is this guy is truly a virgin by choice. Just not his choice.

3/14/2011 8:12:42 PM
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