Quote# 39226

[Are you suggesting that sports, hobbies, reading and other leisure activities are Satanic?]

I'm not only suggesting or implying, I am outright stating that sports and other such things as hobbies etc........ are a 'waste' of TIME and effort so far as God is concerned. And the EXTENT to which some 'participate in such' PLAINLY shows outright WORSHIP

Imagican, 123 Christian Forums 31 Comments [5/13/2008 8:32:53 PM]
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So do absolutely nothing but worship the lord.

Go do that then, and get off the internet.

5/13/2008 8:38:59 PM


God remind me of these douchebag kids who always have to be the center of attention and can't handle even a little competition without throwing a fit.

5/13/2008 8:40:16 PM


Two for one from Imagican! I think he's my new favorite fucknutter...

5/13/2008 8:54:03 PM


So anyone who isn't in church praying 24/7 is Satanic? Wait, what?
I...I really can't even...even begin to make sense of this....

5/13/2008 8:55:37 PM


Somebody has an obesity and weight problem.

5/13/2008 9:05:38 PM


"Whatever you do, do it for the glory of God."


These people really need to read their Bible more.

5/13/2008 9:16:31 PM


What are we supposed to do? Whip ourselves daily and repent in prayer for 23 out of 24 hours a day, waiting for the end to come?

Didn't your god create you in his image? Why would he do that if he intended you to sit on your pedestal and judge the world through your unhappy, miserable eyes?

You're not suffering for your god. You're suffering because you're too fucking stupid to see life for what it is.

5/13/2008 9:18:13 PM


I...I really can't even...even begin to make sense of this....

Don't try! Nothing good will come of it.

5/13/2008 9:26:05 PM

And you're not incurring in a satanic activity using this computer to post that nonsense?. Or isn't Mel Gibson(or Pat Robertson and his bunch of telemorons, for that matter)incurring in the same waste of time?. But the best of the bunch was Jesus. You know, hanging out with friends and enjoying life.

5/13/2008 9:40:02 PM

Jesus Klingon

No, you are to kiss Hank's ass all the time, or he will beat the shit out of you.

5/13/2008 9:44:08 PM

If wasting time is Satanic, then what the fuck are you doing on the internet? Presumably you have a job that paid for your computer and internet...unless you work at a church, that's Satanic, too.

5/13/2008 9:58:08 PM


Oh, shut the fuck up. If someone has hobbies or wants to play sports, that's his/her business, not your false god's.

5/13/2008 10:00:45 PM


I want a button or shirt that says "Proud Satanic Reader."

I'd rather devote my life to books of all sorts than to one dreary collected edition.

Wrap your head around that, fucker.

5/13/2008 10:06:58 PM


Well, he might be right about World of Warcraft.

I swear, that game is a timesink.

5/13/2008 10:29:38 PM


Explains why so many fundies are fat bastards.

And what is he doing 'wasting time' on the internet, huh?

5/13/2008 10:30:57 PM


Damn, I am more satanic than i thought! Awesome!

5/13/2008 11:32:40 PM


Oh, go lop off your feet. You'll be on your knees all the time, praising the lord.

5/13/2008 11:35:30 PM

Old Viking

Lawn croquet requires strategic thinking, competitiveness and superb hand-to-eye coordination.

5/14/2008 12:44:44 AM


Time was meant to be wasted. It's the "wasted" time that's the truly enjoyable time, free from the soul-crushing routine and practicality of useful activities.

5/14/2008 3:56:08 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

OK, so I'll just go into my closet and pray until my limbs atrophy. Great advice.

5/14/2008 9:40:38 AM


Tsk Tsk, Not too much fun now.....

5/14/2008 2:06:53 PM


I'm guessing he/she is of the "Why are you doing [insert non-essential-to-basic-survival-needs activity here] when you could be WINNING SOULS FOR THE *LORD*?" mentality.

{sigh} Whoever came up with the idea of the Soulwinner's Crown award did not exactly do Christian philosophy any favors...

5/14/2008 3:16:04 PM



DragonForce heil....

I dunno, I'm not really into worshiping anything.

5/14/2008 5:06:35 PM

Me again

What? so can you list some things that atheists do to worship God by mistake?

7/3/2008 12:59:47 PM


What are you doing on the internet, godslave? Someone needs to rat on you to your imaginary master.

7/3/2008 2:56:52 PM

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