[Are you suggesting that sports, hobbies, reading and other leisure activities are Satanic?]
I'm not only suggesting or implying, I am outright stating that sports and other such things as hobbies etc........ are a 'waste' of TIME and effort so far as God is concerned. And the EXTENT to which some 'participate in such' PLAINLY shows outright WORSHIP
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What are we supposed to do? Whip ourselves daily and repent in prayer for 23 out of 24 hours a day, waiting for the end to come?
Didn't your god create you in his image? Why would he do that if he intended you to sit on your pedestal and judge the world through your unhappy, miserable eyes?
You're not suffering for your god. You're suffering because you're too fucking stupid to see life for what it is.
And you're not incurring in a satanic activity using this computer to post that nonsense?. Or isn't Mel Gibson(or Pat Robertson and his bunch of telemorons, for that matter)incurring in the same waste of time?. But the best of the bunch was Jesus. You know, hanging out with friends and enjoying life.
If wasting time is Satanic, then what the fuck are you doing on the internet? Presumably you have a job that paid for your computer and internet...unless you work at a church, that's Satanic, too.
Oh, shut the fuck up. If someone has hobbies or wants to play sports, that's his/her business, not your false god's.
I want a button or shirt that says "Proud Satanic Reader."
I'd rather devote my life to books of all sorts than to one dreary collected edition.
Wrap your head around that, fucker.
Well, he might be right about World of Warcraft.
I swear, that game is a timesink.
Explains why so many fundies are fat bastards.
And what is he doing 'wasting time' on the internet, huh?
I'm guessing he/she is of the "Why are you doing [insert non-essential-to-basic-survival-needs activity here] when you could be WINNING SOULS FOR THE *LORD*?" mentality.
{sigh} Whoever came up with the idea of the Soulwinner's Crown award did not exactly do Christian philosophy any favors...
So fun doesn't exist in Christianity?
Now I know why some Atheists think that all there's to do in Heaven is just pick a spot to shout praises to God.
Some person in Yahoo Answers claims Atheists are not human but what about people like Imagican? Can he/she be human? Even cats have fun.
> And the EXTENT to which some 'participate in such' PLAINLY shows outright WORSHIP
Well what do you expect when the rugby ball answers my prayers but your useless god never does? And the rugby ball has the advantage of being real...
Confused?
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