I don't watch TV but I watch TV?!
Oh, and commercials are evil. That's why those of us in the civilized 21st-century world now own DVRs.
5/17/2008 1:19:33 PM
Given how vile marriage-prejudice is in this country, I can't blame them for not wanting to do it. It's like one of those old-time country clubs that bars blacks and jews.
5/17/2008 1:23:55 PM
Are you KIDDING? That's evil? I do more evil things than that before breakfast!
5/17/2008 2:02:01 PM
The more I read of this chap, the less I think he's a misogynistic idiot, and the more I start thinking he's a troll. ...please be a troll...
5/17/2008 2:18:51 PM
That is the most evil thing you've seen?
5/17/2008 4:27:55 PM
If these commercials seem "more evil than anything" you'd previously seen, Jsmythe, then you really don't get out of the house much. Or read any books not on your church's "approved list."
If Jsmythe ever watched the Artificial Insemination scene from Pink Flamingoes, his/her head would probably explode!
5/17/2008 4:57:51 PM
Jsmythe needs to invest in cable.
5/17/2008 5:34:24 PM
Stop taking everything so seriously.
5/17/2008 6:04:05 PM
This is coming from the dumbfuck who thinks the rapture is coming because he's such a failure. (previous post)
5/17/2008 6:08:34 PM
I can't believe this person has so little of a life they have to go online and rant about commercials they saw on tv. Jsmythe, nobody gives a crap. It's a commercial. Move on with your life.
5/17/2008 7:10:01 PM
Won't somebody think of the children?
5/17/2008 8:27:35 PM
Clearly, enjoying your own beauty is an awful, awful thing. And so is enjoying your afternoon snack.
(Also: Shampoo clearly makes us objects of worship, and goddesses in our own right. Have you been to the Temple of Fishcakes lately to give me some proper offerings? I just washed my hair this morning. And I conditioned it, too, so I deserve even more offerings. *eyeroll*)
5/17/2008 8:43:54 PM
I pride myself on not being dumb enough to fall for TV advertising but after having read this I REALLY want that shampoo that gives you Godlike powers.
5/17/2008 9:45:26 PM
How come whenever these people bring up the subject of "evil," I know I can relax?
When you guys bring up that subject, I think, "Oh shit, murderers, rapists, religious extremists, and daddy lonlegs! Run!"
5/17/2008 10:14:03 PM
honestly, I don't like the "become a goddess" type ads myself. They are blatant manipulation and pandering to the delusional. however, while I don't think that's a healthy mindset, I don't know that I'd call it evil.
5/18/2008 12:14:28 AM
Yet another reason that nobody will marry or have sex with Jsmythe. So far it's been....
1) Women won't go to work to support him while he goes to school
2) Educated women only marry educated men and grad school is full of women.
3) Women automatically make more money than men, but they won't marry men who make less money
4) TV ad's tell them they're goddesses who shouldn't get married.
But of course it has nothing to with him. Nope, nothing wrong with him, he's great marriage material.
5/18/2008 12:45:31 AM
Those commercials are evil? They can't possibly be anywhere near as evil as the KY Liquid commercial that implies you can fuck all night long if you use it. Damn false advertising!
5/18/2008 12:51:35 AM
What the fuck time period/planet are you from?
5/18/2008 4:10:45 AM
wow, don't watch Family Guy then. Apparently you never leave the house
5/18/2008 12:08:10 PM
Fundies have REALLY gotta lighten up....
5/18/2008 1:46:53 PM
Let's just hope Jsmythe never sees those commercials for "herbal essences" shampoos ...
... the ones that give you a "totally organic experience" in the shower....
5/19/2008 8:30:31 PM
Yes. These products are from Hell itself. Did you know yogurt is the devil's favorite snack?
6/11/2008 6:02:57 PM
they see sin everywhere
6/11/2008 8:27:16 PM
"Mmm...this yogurt is so good that its not being a fundie good!"
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