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#504238
Aethernaut
I don't watch TV but I watch TV?!
Oh, and commercials are evil. That's why those of us in the civilized 21st-century world now own DVRs.
5/17/2008 1:19:33 PM
#504246
xander8
Given how vile marriage-prejudice is in this country, I can't blame them for not wanting to do it. It's like one of those old-time country clubs that bars blacks and jews.
5/17/2008 1:23:55 PM
#504269
LadyJafaria
Are you KIDDING? That's evil? I do more evil things than that before breakfast!
5/17/2008 2:02:01 PM
#504279
Empress
The more I read of this chap, the less I think he's a misogynistic idiot, and the more I start thinking he's a troll. ...please be a troll...
5/17/2008 2:18:51 PM
#504400
JustinGG
That is the most evil thing you've seen?
5/17/2008 4:27:55 PM
#504431
Jeff Weskamp
If these commercials seem "more evil than anything" you'd previously seen, Jsmythe, then you really don't get out of the house much. Or read any books not on your church's "approved list."
If Jsmythe ever watched the Artificial Insemination scene from Pink Flamingoes, his/her head would probably explode!
5/17/2008 4:57:51 PM
#504455
Sasha
Jsmythe needs to invest in cable.
5/17/2008 5:34:24 PM
#504473
Osiris
Stop taking everything so seriously.
5/17/2008 6:04:05 PM
#504480
Hw22
This is coming from the dumbfuck who thinks the rapture is coming because he's such a failure. (previous post)
5/17/2008 6:08:34 PM
#504514
Amanda
I can't believe this person has so little of a life they have to go online and rant about commercials they saw on tv. Jsmythe, nobody gives a crap. It's a commercial. Move on with your life.
5/17/2008 7:10:01 PM
#504579
Old Viking
Won't somebody think of the children?
5/17/2008 8:27:35 PM
#504608
Fishcakes
Clearly, enjoying your own beauty is an awful, awful thing. And so is enjoying your afternoon snack.
(Also: Shampoo clearly makes us objects of worship, and goddesses in our own right. Have you been to the Temple of Fishcakes lately to give me some proper offerings? I just washed my hair this morning. And I conditioned it, too, so I deserve even more offerings. *eyeroll*)
5/17/2008 8:43:54 PM
#504678
Tomby Stone
I pride myself on not being dumb enough to fall for TV advertising but after having read this I REALLY want that shampoo that gives you Godlike powers.
5/17/2008 9:45:26 PM
#504716
Lithp
How come whenever these people bring up the subject of "evil," I know I can relax?
When you guys bring up that subject, I think, "Oh shit, murderers, rapists, religious extremists, and daddy lonlegs! Run!"
5/17/2008 10:14:03 PM
#504913
honestly, I don't like the "become a goddess" type ads myself. They are blatant manipulation and pandering to the delusional. however, while I don't think that's a healthy mindset, I don't know that I'd call it evil.
5/18/2008 12:14:28 AM
#504959
Antichrist
Yet another reason that nobody will marry or have sex with Jsmythe. So far it's been....
1) Women won't go to work to support him while he goes to school
2) Educated women only marry educated men and grad school is full of women.
3) Women automatically make more money than men, but they won't marry men who make less money
4) TV ad's tell them they're goddesses who shouldn't get married.
But of course it has nothing to with him. Nope, nothing wrong with him, he's great marriage material.
5/18/2008 12:45:31 AM
#504973
KatAutumn
Those commercials are evil? They can't possibly be anywhere near as evil as the KY Liquid commercial that implies you can fuck all night long if you use it. Damn false advertising!
5/18/2008 12:51:35 AM
#505073
Moon Wolfhowl
What the fuck time period/planet are you from?
5/18/2008 4:10:45 AM
#505349
Canadiest
wow, don't watch Family Guy then. Apparently you never leave the house
5/18/2008 12:08:10 PM
#505401
Jordan666
Fundies have REALLY gotta lighten up....
5/18/2008 1:46:53 PM
#507430
tracer
Let's just hope Jsmythe never sees those commercials for "herbal essences" shampoos ...
... the ones that give you a "totally organic experience" in the shower....
5/19/2008 8:30:31 PM
#537879
Yes. These products are from Hell itself. Did you know yogurt is the devil's favorite snack?
6/11/2008 6:02:57 PM
#538100
apYrs
they see sin everywhere
6/11/2008 8:27:16 PM
#1232148
Quartz
"Mmm...this yogurt is so good that its not being a fundie good!"
12/4/2010 10:28:17 PM
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