Oh noes! They got spies in our forums!!!
5/17/2008 6:34:08 AM
Your a RETARD, that is all. . .
5/17/2008 6:36:47 AM
Because a cross-tian would never write anything hateful, stupid, abusive, untrue, ignorant, ill-informed, racist, homophobic, threatening, paranoid...on the internet.
5/17/2008 6:47:57 AM
"How many other limits do you put on Almighty God?"
His existence, for one.
That puts a cramp in most the other things, as well.
5/17/2008 7:19:07 AM
How about most of those things that you claim are just stories.
5/17/2008 7:26:13 AM
do you often quote Atheist lies in order to attack other Christians?
Actually I follow a top secret method invented by geniuses roughly 60,000 years ago: I keep my mouth shut and my eyes open. After observing the yawning chasm between what Christians say they believe and what they actually do I begin drawing conclusions.
As you mock the people believing in a 6 day creation, remember you are mocking all of the OT Jews and saints............
Four questions suggest themselves here:
By the way, do you deny that Jesus turned water into aged Wine?
Does He or does He not also control time as Master over His creation?
Are you telling us, that you claim to believe in the Creator, one that gave us a Virgin birth, Ine that could walk on water, but He could not create the heavens and earth in six days?
That's exactly what we're telling you. Congratulations on finally getting it after a mere 2 millenia.
How many other limits do you put on Almighty God?
How many have you got?
5/17/2008 7:41:03 AM
lol. You guys are the ones that put limits on your god and that's what's confusing. 6 day creation? Why? You yourself claim he could've done it in an instant. Man falls from grace? Why? He was created perfectly in god's image. Apparently god fucked up. Hell, even on the subject on omnipresence why didn't god speak up and tell Eve tha the snake was being a prcik and trying to decieve her before she went through with eating the apple? He not only should have been able to predict, he should have been witnessing the situation happening and had the ability to stop it if he wanted to. This only leads to god wanting man to fall from grace, desiring death and destruction. If god is in control of everything and he initially started with paradise then why are we so far from it now? It's all his design so every flaw within any system is to be attributed to him. He's either really bad at being god or a sadist, or both.
5/17/2008 7:47:23 AM
If god has a problem with me mocking, let him do something about it.
5/17/2008 7:58:47 AM
I try not to disbelieve something because of a lack of evidence for it, but rather because of the presence of specific evidence against it. There is plenty of specific evidence against Biblical creationism, but there is no specific (emphasis on that word) evidence against something like the virgin birth. Therefore, as a Christian, believing in evolution does not cause any major problems with my religious beliefs.
Oh, and I hereby declare Diane S. to be the world's ultimate poe. No reason, I just feel like being paranoid.
5/17/2008 7:59:56 AM
WTF is she rambling on about?
5/17/2008 8:51:34 AM
"By the way, do you deny that Jesus turned water into aged Wine"
"Tell us, how did He do so, when good wine must be aged for a long time?"
You just answered your own question.
5/17/2008 9:19:52 AM
If He is Almighty God, then He could create the Universe in an instant. ...........
then why did he take six days?
5/17/2008 9:37:21 AM
oi, Diane! its fundies say the darndest things.. not christians.. there have been quotes on here from muslims and other faiths
I do deny that jesus ACTUALLY turned water into wine, maybe it was just a good magic trick, like david copperfield or something.
5/17/2008 10:21:28 AM
5/17/2008 10:24:08 AM
Jesus turned water to wine in the same way that Zeus turned into a Swan to seduce Leda or Vishnu sent his Giant Robot to fight the Garuda.
5/17/2008 10:53:43 AM
There are creation-evolution debate lists which have documented cases of one creationist creating several accounts so one could post something and the others could agree 100%. They all got caught when they couldn't keep track of which account they were sending from, or consistently made the same spelling errors, etc. The other side never did that.
I wonder if Diane S. was one of those multiple personalities?
5/17/2008 11:17:05 AM
At least when atheists troll, for the most part we do it intelligently, and it is near impossible to tell the real from the fake. That is the best way to cut through your bullshit and get to the horrific, slimy underbelly of hate that underpins all fundie beliefs. It also confuses and maddens you, which is fun to watch.
5/17/2008 11:35:34 AM
"do you often quote Atheist lies in order to attack other Christians? Are you aware that those "other" websites send trolls here, it is documented on their forums and websites where they actually boast of pretending to be a Christian and arguing with themselves as one poster, two accounts. They pretend they are Christians, say outrageous, ridiculous things and THEN pull the quotes to another forum claiming that it was written by Christians."
Fundies say things that are stupider than atheists can invent, therefore this "plot" you have "discovered" is uneccesary.
"As you mock the people believing in a 6 day creation, remember you are mocking all of the OT Jews and saints............ "
Are you claiming to be as ignorant as iron age tribesmen . . . . .
"Are you telling us, that you claim to believe in the Creator, one that gave us a Virgin birth, Ine that could walk on water, but He could not create the heavens and earth in six days? "
No, I'm telling you that you are an idiot. Why would we reject one part of your fairy tale book, yet accept another part as true? Did you read what you wrote before you posted it?
5/17/2008 11:43:15 AM
Does God, like Mayor MacCheese, have a cheeseburger for a head? Before you scream "blasphemy" or "mockery" aren't you putting limits on Almighty God?
Okay, how about a prehensile tail bursting with ripe bananas?
Before you go on about "creating Adam in his own image" you'll need to address the issues of whether God 1) has a dick; 2) has a large intestine; 3) eyelashes, 4) kidneys, or 5) a spleen. If not, why?
5/17/2008 12:01:16 PM
Do you have a point? There is nothing here but a jumble of ramblings by an incoherent idiot.
Usually, if one has a point to make, they do it in the simplest, most concise way possible so as to prevent misunderstanding and time wasting.
5/17/2008 12:55:47 PM
That was great.
5/17/2008 1:09:39 PM
Oh no! Diane figured it out--there are no hateful, bigoted fundamentalists, just atheists saying they're fundamentalists in order to make them look bad. Dobson, Hovind, Bush--all atheists on the troll of a fuckin' lifetime!
But seriously, how stupid does one have to be in order to first complain that the outrageous things attributed to Christians are really just atheists trolling...and then endorse young-Earth creationism?
5/17/2008 1:33:06 PM
Translation: if a fundie says something stupid, he must have been an atheist pretending to be a Christian in order to embarrass us.
5/17/2008 2:21:14 PM
If God has a problem with me, he can stop being a pussy and come talk to me instead of sending people like you.
5/17/2008 2:26:54 PM
I didn't know we had trolls.
It's not really posted anywhere, though I haven't bothered to get an account [CAPTCHA kept bitching at me]
5/17/2008 3:16:50 PM