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#516370
ZugTheMegasaurus
Chapter and verse? And hey, if the Bible talks about evolution, and everything in the Bible is true, then evolution must be a fact.
5/26/2008 11:39:27 PM
#516372
Mike
You know nothing of logic.
5/26/2008 11:43:16 PM
#516377
...
Genesis is a metaphorical myth. As such, it can perfectly well co-exist with the Theory of Evolution, and does for very many Christians.
5/26/2008 11:53:40 PM
#516380
Mark
"The Bible talks about evolution and says that people that believe in it are fools."
...Seriously?
Shit.
5/27/2008 12:00:01 AM
#516382
I can't find the post...
5/27/2008 12:03:19 AM
#516384
Old Viking
The Bible talks about evolution immediately following the discussion of the infield fly rule.
5/27/2008 12:10:01 AM
#516385
tmr
Um, where in the bible does it say that?
5/27/2008 12:14:04 AM
#516387
GigaGuess
God is omnipotent ad all-powerful...but evolution appears to be well out of his grasp.
5/27/2008 12:14:14 AM
#516389
Eden
So Patriotwolf states that the bible mentions evolution and says that it is false.
Somehow I cannot believe this :D
5/27/2008 12:19:31 AM
#516390
aaa
Kent Hovind is not the bible.
5/27/2008 12:19:48 AM
#516419
Nowonmai
Where is evolution mentioned in the bible? Citation please?
5/27/2008 12:39:49 AM
#516431
"Saying you truly believe God exists but also truly believe Evolution is completely real is a logical fallacy"
No, it isn't. In fact you're the one committing the logical fallacy of a false dichotemy.
"The Bible talks about evolution and says that people that believe in it are fools"
Um.. no it doesn't.
5/27/2008 1:01:20 AM
#516439
approximate
Lying about what Jeebus said? Oh, you're gonna pay for that one.
5/27/2008 1:20:55 AM
#516443
Illuminatalie
"The Bible talks about evolution and says that people that believe in it are fools."
Poe? How can any fundy be THAT ignorant of the bible?
5/27/2008 1:26:40 AM
#516462
Antichrist
And just where does the bible mention evolution?
There's nothing wrong with a Christian accepting evolution. It just means that the person is sane enough to put their personal faith in a position of reality.
5/27/2008 1:47:49 AM
#516469
emau99
[Saying you truly believe God exists but also truly believe Evolution is completely real is a logical fallacy and hypocritical.]
I can't just take your word for it. Prove it.
[The Bible talks about evolution and says that people that believe in it are fools.]
Evolution is not mentioned in the Bible.
What does the Bible say about people who misquote scripture to serve themselves?
5/27/2008 1:53:20 AM
#516476
Crazy Fundie
LOL. What a dipshit.
"PatriotWolf" gets pwned by poster "Phoenix Gamma" on page 15 of the thread: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/
genmessage.php?board=263&topic=42955205&page=14
5/27/2008 1:56:47 AM
#516483
Saturos
''My pastor talks about evolution and says that people that believe in it are fools.''
Fixed.
5/27/2008 2:07:50 AM
#516494
Pyroclasm
Saying you truly believe God exists but also truly believe Evolution is completely real is a logical fallacy and hypocritical. You are just trying to please the other side and save you beliefs.
There's plenty of people who understand that the Theory of Evolution is completely valid and manage to work their religious beliefs around it. Ah the wonders of mental compartmentalization.
The Bible talks about evolution and says that people that believe in it are fools. Does that meet your criteria?
Chapter and verse, or you're making it up.
5/27/2008 2:12:54 AM
#516588
Alethe
Where exactly does the Bible talk about evolution?
I'd expect something like: "Verily I say unto thee, the mighty T. Rex will turn into ostriches and chicken, but it will take so many million years none of my deluded fundtard followers will believe it."
5/27/2008 3:44:26 AM
#516599
Beeblebrox
The Bible talks about evolution...
No it doesn't.
...says that people that believe in it are fools.
No it doesn't.
Does that meet your criteria?
It meets my criteria for being a complete load. I just love how anyone that differs in any way from traditional Christian orthodoxy is gang-f***ed by his brothers in Christ while they scream in his ear that he's not a "real" Christian.
5/27/2008 3:54:29 AM
#516658
Angus
verse, please?
5/27/2008 5:10:28 AM
#516681
anonymous_troy
Search key not found in file 'King James Bible'
1) Retry
2) Advanced Search
3) Quit
5/27/2008 5:47:48 AM
#516717
apYrs
fundie-fight!!!! My faith's better than yours! I can JUDGE you because I'm one of god's favorites.
PS @Old Viking: not even the bable or god attempts to explain the off-side rule in associated football (soccer)
5/27/2008 6:31:14 AM
#516737
FMG
Then don't use any of the things evolution has given us...
Like mordern medicine.
5/27/2008 7:05:11 AM
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