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hey, i just thought i would tell you that using an [magic] 8 ball is sorcery...it opens up the door for satan to attack you. just letting you know. i would ask forgiveness and get rid of it i were you.

Jehovah is Love, POD Warrior Forum 25 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

If using a die suspended in a chemical liquid is sorcery, then yes, it is.

If using an 8-ball of coke is sorcery, well, it would be rather magickal.

6/29/2006 9:24:43 AM

Julian

But the magic 8 ball says 'NO'...

... and the voices say 'Kill Jehovah is Love'.

6/29/2006 9:26:08 AM

Adrian

What the hell? There's nothing magic about the ball.

12/27/2006 8:48:16 PM

szenah

He's right. I used a magic 8 ball and Satan attacked me. Or maybe it was my cat, I'm not sure. No, it must have been Satan. Come to think of it, one of my earrings went missing the day I used the 8 ball. And a year after I bought it, I got a flat tire.

You're right!

12/27/2006 9:51:55 PM

David D.G.

(*sigh*) Another fundie who has absolutely no concept of the distinction between fantasy and reality.


~David D.G.

12/27/2006 9:58:46 PM

Katherine

Um.

WHAT.

12/27/2006 10:42:15 PM

Niali

Look... just buy a \"Magic\" 8-ball and crack it open. It's obvious how the damn thing works; it's an 8-sided die with text on each face, suspended in fluid of slightly higher density than the die. There isn't any pixie dust in there.

12/28/2006 3:50:27 AM



Cannot answer now: Reply hazy.

1/3/2007 12:43:02 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

My reply is no.

1/24/2008 6:33:00 AM

cyborgtroy

Jesus Hates Pseudorandom Numbers

2/20/2008 7:05:57 PM

BrotherofZeus

I... Huh? Wait... what? There... are... no... words.

8/31/2009 10:26:19 PM

Clown

And PCs and Internet are even more satanic. Get of them and run for your life!

8/31/2009 10:30:01 PM

EvoPagan

Magic 8 ball says: Try again later.

9/1/2009 3:11:59 AM

Atheismo

Is Jehova love?

Magic 8 Ball says: "Better not tell you now."

9/1/2009 3:32:01 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Spirit levels are possessed by spirits then, right?

9/1/2009 7:20:19 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Naw, its okay, my ouija board told me so.

9/1/2009 9:22:19 AM

shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior

*SHAKES HER MAGIC 8 BALL*

Asks the question: "will this douchebag ever grow a brain and get a life and stop picking on other people ruining all their fun and spice in life?"

Answer: Not likely. Hes a fundy rightwing delusional nitwit who believes in talking snakes, rib women, zombie deities, and magical underpants. Try again? Best 3 out of 5...

3/1/2010 10:37:30 PM

GigaGuess

For Christ sake, it's as much divination as flipping a goddamn coin!

3/1/2010 11:00:36 PM

louislois

This coming from someone using an electronic device and screen to share information with someone on the other side of the globe?

Jehovah is Love is a witch! Burn her! Burn her!

3/2/2010 12:30:14 AM

Anon-e-moose

Hey, I just thought that I would tell you that believing in the Bible is sorcery... it opens up the door for God (who is infinitely more evil than Satan) to rot your brain, lower your IQ and destroy your critical faculties & ability to think for yourself. Just letting you know. I'd do the intelligent thing and get rid of it, if I were you.


3/2/2010 10:21:55 AM

God

Blood. Flesh. Praying.

3/3/2010 6:26:19 AM

The Duelist

Indeed it is, brothers! Beg forgiveness from almighty GAWD and you'll walk again! Oops!
I mean, be saved from the debbill!

8/7/2010 9:34:41 AM

Okamishojo

a magic 8 ball? really? wow... just..wow
what's next? a video game console?

11/12/2010 10:21:24 PM

LordMu

replie to: Okamishojo

Actually, I think they've already been there, them and the panic-at-the-drop-of-a-hat media outlets.

9/19/2011 8:44:40 AM

VioletBeauregarde

Epic fail! It's a freaking plastic toy! What's next...are you going to preach against "cootie-catchers" just because another name for them is "fortune-tellers"?! Gimme a break!

4/22/2012 12:34:03 PM
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