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some more signs of end of times

im just giving a few. ill keep on giving a few throughout forever.

1.one family in florida has already volunteered to have a chip put in their hands so they can buy food and water. They are testing it out and so far things are going well.

2. In NC some citys are saying that its a law the government periodically must come in the house and make sure things are safe.(an invasion of privacy)

3. In 2007-2010 somewhere in that timeline everyhome will be required to have a computer chip in the tv so that if an emergency needs to be broadcasted even if the tv is off it will turn on and announce it. also being put in with the chip (some secret information i got from a friend who works for the government) will be a camera so that the government can watch you.

4. In Revelation it says the vultures will eat the dead. Vultures used to lay only 2-3 eggs but recently they've been laying about 7.

5. The government has created a chip they can put in your brain to command you to do stuff. They have tested it out with rats and it works perfectly. i heard on the news that sometime in upcoming years the will start putting chips into a baby's brain.(i think i heard it on the news.)

thats all for now.

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 31 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Napoleon the Clown

1. Okay, and this is bad how?

2. Building inspectors are an invasion of privacy?

3. The first half sounds good. The second half requires sources, and could be trumped by masking tape.

4. Sources.

5. Can I buy some pot from you?

5/10/2006 3:34:17 AM


You are a paranoid, chicken little-type who sees conspiracy and evil in every news story. (i think i heard that on the news)

6/29/2006 9:22:36 AM


actulay number 5 is somewhat true. the government wont use it to control humans anytime soon but they did get some rudimentry control over rats motor control

4/28/2007 8:34:05 PM


actulay number 5 is somewhat true. the government wont use it to control humans anytime soon but they did get some rudimentry control over rats motor control

4/28/2007 8:34:06 PM


1.That's good.

2.Invasion of privacy if they simply check things out?

3.Former: sounds good. Latter: your friend is either a nutcase or trying to make an ass out of you.

4.So what?

5.Oh, the stupid, it burns.

1+2+3+4+5 = nothing to do with \"the end\" coming.

4/28/2007 10:19:41 PM


#6 People with functioning brains keep telling me I'm bugshit crazy. The end is nigh!

4/29/2007 3:20:18 PM


They are watching your house. Right now.

4/29/2007 4:16:16 PM


This is precisely why I wear my tinfoil hat!

Never fear, you can glue some hair to it, and they'll ALL be fooled!

4/29/2007 6:30:34 PM

richard skidmark

The vulture in India are dying off.

4/29/2007 6:33:46 PM


1. Good for them I don't know if those are secure enough for me, so I'm not getting one.

2. ? You can tell them to leave unless they have valid cause.

3. Well that's a good idea, but remember dipshits, cameras need line-of-sight to work - Nothing in your television could see any of you very well.

4. Vultures always do that.

5. No they haven't, we're just now getting to technology [Not fucking chips] that can read your motor nerve signals, not disrupt your actual thoughts.

Yeah you think you heard it on the news. You are full of shit.

4/23/2008 2:42:47 PM


The conspiracy theory is strong in this one (also the paranoia and the stupid)

5/1/2009 9:15:44 AM


Someone's obviously an Orwell fan.

10/7/2009 9:18:32 AM


2009, and still nothing.

10/7/2009 9:27:50 AM


Well... The guy certainly has bet a lot of chips on this...

10/7/2009 11:10:46 AM

The Duelist

This is exactly why I stock thousands of bananas in my survivalist Command Post(code name: "The Basement"); when the combined radiation from North Korean and Iranian nukes turn us all into monkeys, I will survive! People like you and me are so smart for seeing the lairs of the Devil acting through our godless government.

So why do we always get pitying looks in public?
Oops! I'm sorry, I've got to go take all my pills now.

8/7/2010 9:32:57 AM



Well I have 2 secret friends in the government that tells me otherwise.

8/7/2010 9:38:43 AM


cool mind control chips.. ::::Gets Evil and Perverted Ideas::::

8/7/2010 7:36:37 PM

Philbert McAdamia

5. The government has created a chip they can put in your brain to command you to do stuff.

Well, you're safe.

8/7/2010 8:01:39 PM


"Vultures used to lay only 2-3 eggs but recently they've been laying about 7"


8/8/2010 9:24:22 AM


3. I don't know about others, but when my TV is off, that usually means I'm not in front of it, or even near it, so won't hear the announcement.
Why would the government want to watch my empty sofa for 18-22 hours a day? And what's so interesting with people sitting in sofas watching TV or movies? Or are they going to use the chip in point 5 to make everyone put a TV in their bedroom so the government people can have free porn?

4. Vultures have always been eating the dead. Sometimes they kill the weak, sick or dying.

8/8/2010 1:01:18 PM

Blaidd Drwg

1. Hovind talked about that 20 years ago. It was bull then and it's bull now

2. It is the responsibility of certain departments of the government to ensure the safety of the public - remember the line about "Promote the general welfare"?

3. In Soviet Union TV watches YOU!

4. Chapter and verse, please, as well as link to study showing that vultures are, indeed laying more eggs than normal, and show that this isn't a response to lowered environmental pressure, etc.

5. OOOOOOOH the scawwy gummint monster man is gonna make me "do stuff".

Wasn't it Voltaire who once prayed, "Lord please make my enemies ridiculous"?

8/8/2010 6:36:15 PM


for numbers 2 and 3, so far, this hasn't happened.

7/20/2011 8:27:14 PM


2011 and still nothing.

9/19/2011 8:48:42 AM

rubber chicken

1. If you are dumb enough to buy water over the counter, you probably need government help.

2. Governments have always had this power.

3. Will this chip reach out from the TV and plug itself in ? And who, exactly, is going to watch you ? The thought of spending an eight hour day staring at a bank of monitors showing thousands of obese yahoos scratching their nuts and pouring Cheezles down their throats wouls send me up the nearest clocktower with a rifle.

4. Vultures have been eating the dead in parts of India for thousands of years.

5. Why would they bother when they can get the same effect from advertising and propoganda but without the messy surgery ?

9/19/2011 9:19:28 AM


1. Yeah, so? That's supposed to ease the life, not enable the Satan to invade and enslave us all.

2. Why are you complaining? There are here to make sure your life is not endangered.

3. First half - why would that be a bad thing? What, you don't want to be informed of upcoming hurricane, air attack and things like that? Second half - oooooh, a secret friend in a government. That makes what you said automatically true. Not.

4.What's the conection here? Not only with what you're trying to prove, but what does the first half of this claim have to do with second half?

5. Citation needed. "Heard it somewhere/once on the news"? Why am I not surprised?

6/2/2013 6:08:08 AM

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