The only good christian is a dead one!
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Ooh, secular fundie. Haven't had one of those in a while.
Most people I know are Christian, jackass.
Proof that we post equal-opportunity fundie jackanapery here -- Christian, Muslim, pagan, atheistic, or whatever.
~David D.G.
Yeah, because wishing death on someone who doesn't hold the same beliefs as you is the way to go.
This quote makes me ashamed to be an Atheist...
Yeah...somehow I can't imagine this being said seriously, just because of how damn cliched and ridiculous it sounds. But, if he is serious, he is not only hateful and overzealous, but a complete moron. Poor thing...must be an atheist in the rough, still burning with the passion that drove him away from religion, leaving it so that hatred and rage is only real reason for him defining himself in such a fashion, in opposition to Christianity. Foolish, naive, and so utterly blind. But, then again, I am one to talk...
Actually, considering that Christian believe everyone is a sinner, and that only in Heaven are people "perfected," and that one must die to go to heaven, and that only Christians can go to Heaven, the statement that "The only good christian is a dead one!" is actually in line with Christian dogma.
So here's where Christian and anti-Christian fundies agree.
"The only good [X] is a dead [X]" (Where [X] is a member of a disliked or minority group)
Yeah, tired of this argument... though I think it does apply to Sydney Funnel-Web spiders.
settle down, and think on what you said, and you will know why I, and many others have decided to vote you off the atheist island
"The only good christian is a dead one!" should be
"The only good christian is a dead christian!"
That's if it were based on the 'Indian' quote by Gen. Philip Sheridan.
And that was actually "The only good Indians I ever saw were dead."
There are some good'uns in the sunday morning crowd, but a lot of them wish us dead so I can't be harsh in disagreeing.
@ El Guapo.
Awesome name but.. Maybe Christian, non-Christian, terrible president, nut job, and undeniably awesome.
Choose some better examples of awesome Christians.
Also, why is everyne rushing to assume this due is an atheist, when there's nothing especially athy about it? He could just as easily be a Muslim fundie, or Jewish fundie, or Hindu fundie, or... you get the idea.
The only thing we know for sure is that he's an anti-Christian fundie who should DIAF.
Very true. The only respectable Christian worth a damn was Jesus, he's dead, ergo, the only good Christian is a dead one. See what I did there?
OTOH, standard Christian doctrine seems to argue that merely being alive makes sin inevitable, even for Christians. So the only way to avoid sin and thus be a 'good Christian' would be to be dead.
I am going to choose to believe that this was what he was trying to say.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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