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[Vatican Deems Alien Life Possible]

The groundwork is being laid for the greatest deception the world has ever known. It is no laughing matter. That this is coming from the Vatican is no surprise, though to say that these Aliens are spiritual brothers-WOW, that surprises me a bit. It shows how very close to it we are.

There are aliens out there, but they are an evil manifestation breaking into the physical realm. They have left their place and are messing around in our world.

Isn't it amazing that people will swallow the belief than we descended from slime that eventually turned into apes that eventually turned into humans; and that there is life on other planets but have rejected a holy God and the sinful nature of man?

If there were truly other life forms out in the universe (other than the angels, fallen and holy) God would have revealed that to us in His word.

People better wake up and realize that angels have the power to manifest in any form they choose. For our benefit or our destruction

Jesus Freakk, Christian Teen Forums 40 Comments [6/1/2008 3:56:20 AM]
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RavenWood

"If there were truly other life forms out in the universe (other than the angels, fallen and holy) God would have revealed that to us in His word."

And where does your God mention the Internet in "his word"? Better get off it then.

6/1/2008 4:02:34 AM

James

The word failure doesn't even come close to describing what you are.

6/1/2008 4:06:07 AM

BeemerRefugee1990

Locutus of the Borg would like a word with you.

6/1/2008 4:07:30 AM

Osiris

There's a lot of stuff that isn't "revealed to us". Take North America for instance.

6/1/2008 4:18:46 AM

Horsefeathers

"There are aliens out there, but they are an evil manifestation breaking into the physical realm. They have left their place and are messing around in our world."

I've said it before and I'll say it again: if an alien ever landed on this planet he'd be beaten to death by the nearest fundy before he could utter "I come in peace."

"Isn't it amazing that people will swallow the belief than we descended from slime that eventually turned into apes that eventually turned into humans; and that there is life on other planets but have rejected a holy God and the sinful nature of man?"

Probably because there's evidence for evolution and we know that life can exist in this universe so it's no great stretch to assume life exists elsewhere other than here. Your god has no such support.

"If there were truly other life forms out in the universe (other than the angels, fallen and holy) God would have revealed that to us in His word."

Your god doesn't even know what stars are. He apparently thinks they're pinholes of light in the firmament (which doesn't even exist). Is it really any surprise he hasn't "revealed" alien life to us?

"People better wake up and realize that angels have the power to manifest in any form they choose. For our benefit or our destruction"

Ooooh. Scary.

6/1/2008 4:25:06 AM

moose

So what's with the automatically judging aliens as "evil manifestations breaking into the physical realm?" Still sore about that anal probing, maybe?

6/1/2008 4:35:45 AM

approximate

hmmm...The indigenous peoples of the Americas and Australia aren't mentioned in yer babble. Do they not exist?

6/1/2008 4:44:02 AM

Lefty Link

The chances of life not existing elsewhere are miniscule.

6/1/2008 4:51:58 AM

Wet Walnuts

Isn't it amazing that people will swallow the belief than we descended from slime that eventually turned into apes that eventually turned into humans; and that there is life on other planets but have rejected a holy God and the sinful nature of man?

There is strong evidence of the first, a strong possibility of the second, and zero evidence for the last two. You fail.

6/1/2008 4:53:31 AM

aaa

What is this shit?

6/1/2008 4:54:32 AM

Antichrist

Well I guess you should get back to your tent and your goat herding since computers, North America, cars, modern housing, and all the rest of your modern conveniences are not mentioned in the bible.

6/1/2008 4:58:50 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

Jesus Freakk knows more of the bible than the Vatican

6/1/2008 5:06:17 AM

FMG

Its morons like this that make me fear for what would happen should we meet intelligent alien life. Because you know for sure one of these idiots are going to try and kill one...

Oh and God never ever mentions bacteria and viruses. So they obviously don't exist.

6/1/2008 5:15:31 AM

Beeblebrox

The groundwork is being laid for the greatest deception the world has ever known.

The groundwork for the greatest deception the world has ever known was laid by the Nicean Council quite a number of hundreds of years ago.

Isn't it amazing that people will swallow the belief than we descended from slime that eventually turned into apes that eventually turned into humans; and that there is life on other planets but have rejected a holy God and the sinful nature of man?

The evidence for a "descent from slime" and life on other planets is far more convincing than anything presented in the last 10,000 years in support of a "holy God" and the "sinful nature of man". In fact the best theoretical proof in support of the possibility of life on other planets is achieved by a simple application of mathematics.

If there were truly other life forms out in the universe (other than the angels, fallen and holy) God would have revealed that to us in His word.

Wouldn't this have involved adding a few verses to the Bible to introduce the concepts of "universe", "timespace", and a rundown of the qualities an object must possess in order to be considered a livng creature? Given that the Bible brought us 4-legged insects, cud-chewing rabbits, a flat Earth, an unchanging sky, and geocentrism I'm going to take a leap here and postulate that the previously mentioned concepts were beyond the authors of the Bible--divinely inspired or not.


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2008-Jun-01 04:54 AM

What is this shit?


The answer is in the question.

6/1/2008 5:37:29 AM

Papabear

So what? Alien life will exist or not regardless of what the vatican says.

6/1/2008 5:47:43 AM

anonymous_troy

It is pretty amazing that people will choose rationality over tradition.

6/1/2008 5:49:25 AM

nintendofreakgcn

@Horsefeathers: It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Break its legs!

6/1/2008 5:55:23 AM

LordJiro

"Fundies are the center of the universe" award?

6/1/2008 6:35:05 AM

Katsuro

"There are aliens out there, but they are an evil manifestation breaking into the physical realm. They have left their place and are messing around in our world. "

[citation needed]

6/1/2008 6:37:27 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

What is this, the opening narrative to a '50s B-movie?

6/1/2008 7:04:19 AM

Antichrist

@ FMG

Now that I think about it, cats aren't mentioned in the bible either. Does this mean I get my bed back?

6/1/2008 7:30:47 AM

Freboy

To be fair, he didn't give up the human genetic code either...

6/1/2008 7:42:49 AM

Nutz

God curiously only mentions things that were common knowledge or myth thousands of years ago but fails to make any mention of things we've found out since then. Had he added even a small bit of information that would later be found to be true he might have some credibility.

6/1/2008 9:00:04 AM

Ambrielle

I'm already awake. What's more, I think I'm more awake than Jesus Freakk, here.

6/1/2008 9:01:08 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

I seem to recall him saying something along the lines of "I have many flocks in many lands"?

That good enough for you?

6/1/2008 9:39:41 AM
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