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They may have left out God from the Constitution, but they did not leave out Jesus, the son of God. So I think they pretty well acknowledged there is a God, father of Jesus Christ.

Now if you haven’t figured out where Jesus is mentioned in the Constitution - and in the Declaration of Independence too - just look at the bottom where they signed it:

In the year of our Lord….L - capitalized, meaning Jesus Christ.

BigIron45, Lonestartimes.com 58 Comments [6/1/2008 3:14:55 AM]
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Pyroclasm

Fuck man, they use an arbitrary point in time as a reference point. Even completely secular governments do that.

6/1/2008 3:16:46 AM

ozznova

Or it could just be a translation of "Anno Domini," which is what A.D. means.

We should all go back to dating ab urbe condita (A.U.C., from the founding of the city - the city of Rome) or from the first Greek Olympiad nearly three thousand years ago. At least it would save us this bullshit.

6/1/2008 3:17:03 AM

Fanatic-Templar

Yes, it means that it uses the calendar starting from the alleged birth of Jesus Christ, Anno Domini, A.D.

It's not a statement of support, its just formal language.

6/1/2008 3:17:22 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Excellent. Argumentum ad Gregorian Calendar. Truly a low point in the history of logic.

6/1/2008 3:18:08 AM

Zankou

I want to die. Seriously. Someone fucking kill me. I don't want to live in a world with people like this.

6/1/2008 3:21:21 AM

anonymous_troy

Jesus was born circa 5 or 6, AD or BC, I forget which.

So the real question is, who is the Lord we're all worshipping and why did Jesus steal everything from him?

6/1/2008 3:21:24 AM

anonymous_troy

*kills Zankou*

I think we should simple time all calendars from a well-known birthdate of a historically important figure.

Such as Linus Torvalds.

6/1/2008 3:22:15 AM

MK

Could just as easily be a Satanic reference. They were all masons you know. Satanists refer to Satan as "Lord" as well.

6/1/2008 3:28:35 AM

GreasetrapTheViking

does this mean someone acknowledges there is a god every time they use a calendar?

6/1/2008 3:29:25 AM

Zankou

The very fact that we use the gregorian calendar is another reason I hate this stupid world.

Fuckin' Ctahlic Church and their widespread influence.

Do these crazy fundies know that the Gregorian Calandar was invented by one of them "un-Christian" Catholics?

6/1/2008 3:35:28 AM

James

Yes. From that capitalised 'L' can be inferred that the writers of the constitution meant for Christianity to be the state religion.

In a similar way, I can infer from your capitalisation of the 'C' in constitution that you enjoy it when your wife dons a strap-on, and also that you hate bacon.


Also; clearly we should date everything with reference to the posix epoch.

6/1/2008 3:37:56 AM

Razark

Hrm. Seems to me that "lord" is a title, not a name.

Kinda like "christ" and "god".

Try reading the rest of the Constitution, and then show me where it specifies christianity as the state religion, or the source of anything in the document.

Then go look at the pagan civilizations that existed in Germanic and Norse areas of Europe (including England, which might have a lot to do with it) and the pre-empire Roman and Greek regions.

Once you have done this, let me know which civilizations influnced the Constitution more. The pagans, or the christians?

(As for the Decleration of Independance, it has no standing in the law of the United States. It was a specific list of issues the rebels had with the empire.)

6/1/2008 3:47:28 AM

Osiris

Oh you mean WHERE THEY PUT THE FUCKING DATE!

Yes back then it was as common to say "Year of Our Lord 1799" as it is today to say 5/31/08.

6/1/2008 4:14:45 AM

werewolf

What a big load of horse shit!

6/1/2008 4:15:29 AM

Horsefeathers

Uh, ok. Sure. Convinced me.

6/1/2008 4:16:58 AM

aaa

This is just stupid.

6/1/2008 4:17:25 AM

Antichrist

Because it's not like every legal document of that era is dated that way. Oh wait, yes they were.

6/1/2008 4:36:13 AM

moose

If BigIron45 ever realizes they're only using an approximation of Jesus' birthday as a way of keeping track of time, he's going to have one hell of a hissy fit about our calendars taking the Lord's name in vain.

6/1/2008 4:52:03 AM

Ionakana

Well, I'm convinced.

I was worried you might resort to clutching at straws.

6/1/2008 5:01:44 AM

FMG

If they were "good christians" why did they not "render unto caesar".

Oh right!

6/1/2008 5:07:32 AM

revolt

For a second there, I thought he was going to say Jesus signed the Constitution.

6/1/2008 5:11:08 AM

Beeblebrox

In the year of our Lord….L - capitalized, meaning Jesus Christ.

Yeah....see, "the year of our Lord" is the English translation of the Latin initials A.D.--Anno Domini. How do you find time to post in a forum when you're so occupied with grasping at straws?

When I scream "Jesus F***ing Christ!!" in anger does that indicate a belief in the Son of a bitch! God on my part?

6/1/2008 5:52:51 AM

Darn

Clasping at straws now, are we.

6/1/2008 7:48:18 AM

Nowonmai

The signers we Deists, not Christians. Lord means God, not Jesus you nitwit. The "Year of our Lord" is the longhand version of A.D.

But being an uneducated fundie, you wouldn't have learned that.

6/1/2008 8:58:36 AM

Ambrielle

I hope you aren't hanging onto the end of that extremely tenuous argument.

6/1/2008 9:08:13 AM
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