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I know that the internet is filled with 'lies' and 'truths', but one has to question how much of this stuff is true. Especially when it pertains to Obama. I have been checking out Muslim message boards, and other places. It really does appear that this could be America's final year as a free nation.

I am not trying to worry anyone, but I get so discouraged seeing how so many Christians are falling for this man's lies. Please, lets pray for God's divine intervention. If we aren't raptured before this man is elected, then we are truly in for some hard times. I hope that I am just being paranoid, but I am pretty sure that this is why I started feeling a spiritual uneasiness about America's future a couple of years back. I wasn't into politics then. What's that tell ya?

bride_of_christ, RaptureReady 46 Comments [6/1/2008 12:48:31 PM]
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KatAutumn

It's not like Obama is going to be elected anyway. James Dobson will see to it that another one of his "chosen" will take Bush Jr's reigns.

6/1/2008 6:46:42 AM

LordJiro

He. Eats. Bacon. Thus, not a Muslim.

6/1/2008 6:47:42 AM

aaa

Yes, you are paranoid.

6/1/2008 6:51:05 AM

Ambrielle

It tells me you are ignorant, delusional and paranoid. Well, you did ask.

6/1/2008 6:56:52 AM

Prager

Indeed, you are just being paranoid; however, as that’s a prerequisite for your beliefs, I wouldn’t worry too much.

6/1/2008 7:13:07 AM

MysticalChicken

"I wasn't into politics then. What's that tell ya?"

Um... that you've just started watching The Daily Show and the Colbert Report?

(Well, that's what got me interested in politics anyway, at the tail end of '06.)

6/1/2008 7:37:53 AM

Freboy

Bush is tearing your constitution apart, saying that it's just a piece of paper in public and brakes the parts of it that remains.

Obama isn't the threat to your freedom, fuckwit.

6/1/2008 7:40:59 AM

Antichrist

I have been checking out Muslim message boards, and other places. It really does appear that this could be America's final year as a free nation.

Yeah, sure, you find these boards no problem, but homeland security has no idea they exist.

If the rapture ever did come, I don't think God could pull the RR people through the miles of bullshit they have produced.

6/1/2008 7:52:51 AM

Nibien

"What's that tell ya?"

That a black man might be president so you have to attack him because you can't have one of them damned negros in office.

Right?

6/1/2008 7:53:26 AM

Nowonmai

Oh the paranoids are definitely after you, One more fucking time.

Obama
isn't
Muslim!

Get a hammer and pound that through your thick skull.

6/1/2008 8:51:31 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

"lies" AND "truths"? You're implying neither one of them are what their name says they are?

I wasn't into politics then. What's that tell ya?
That you should've stayed not into politics.

6/1/2008 8:54:17 AM

Nutz

I guess "lies" and "truths" means truths and lies?

6/1/2008 9:23:52 AM

Darn

The Internet is just like your precious little bible, it's a prime source for cherry picking.

And you're not worrying me, I'm 100% certain that you're deity will not show up to meddle in your (the United States) affairs.

(if only the rest of the world could be so certain about the US not meddling in theirs, just to increase provit margins for Halliburton and other conglomerates)

6/1/2008 9:27:30 AM

kilrturkey

Barack Obama is Christian, not Muslim.

wtf.

6/1/2008 9:44:08 AM

Beeblebrox

I know that the internet is filled with 'lies' and 'truths', but one has to question how much of this stuff is true. Especially when it pertains to Obama.

What is the source of this incessant fundie terror generated by Obama? You'd think this guy was a pet-abusing cannabalistic child molester with a murder fetish.

6/1/2008 10:07:20 AM

Kiro

Can anyone tell me what lies these are supposed to be that Obama has told? I would have thought it would have made it into the papers if something like that had come out.

6/1/2008 10:10:43 AM

Captain Janeway

I am really getting sick of the endless fundie paranoia around Barack Obama. He is not a Muslim, and even if he was, his views on social / economic / foreign policy are consistent and published. This type of ignorance has to be wiped out by education or we won't make it in the US, period.

6/1/2008 11:34:37 AM

Comicartist

"I hope that I am just being paranoid, but"

Well thankfully for you you are just being paranoid.

6/1/2008 11:40:16 AM

Mister Spak

"this is why I started feeling a spiritual uneasiness about America's future a couple of years back. I wasn't into politics then. What's that tell ya? "

It means Dumbya had screwed up the country so bad even the leadheaded fundies had started to feel it, but they couldn't process the concept that their chosen-by-god chimp in chief was an incompetent retard so all they had was a feeling of uneasiness.

6/1/2008 11:46:02 AM

Princess Rot

I hope you are craptured before the election. That way, we can scrap the whole abstinence-ed shit in schools, give the LBGT community their rights and remove all traces of fundyism from government.

6/1/2008 11:53:29 AM

Illuminatalie

"What's that tell ya?"
Well, nothing. You see, I read the paragraph that preceded it, and concluded you were a brain dead moron who didn't have any intelligent thoughts to express. So by the time I was at the end of your spew, I was hardly even paying attention. What was the question again?

6/1/2008 12:17:34 PM

Reverend Davidius

Have you NOT seen all the right and liberties rollbacks that bush has made?
You must now 'provide your papers' any time you want go go somewhere by plane.
Someone need only accuse you and you can be detained without a lawyer and without charges for as long as they want to hold you.
Habeas Fucking Corpus

6/1/2008 12:34:42 PM

Ozzie

"The problem with born again Christians is that they are a bigger pain the second time around." Herb Caen 1916-1997

6/1/2008 1:52:01 PM

Laura

Well, guess what, I've been terrified for the past 7 years, and so have a lot of people all over the world, because you fundie fuckheads and your monkey president have been running rampant all over the globe like you're the only ones who live on it. Now you're scared that an intelligent, charismatic man might win the presidency because he's half black. I really can't seem to work up any sympathy for you, in fact, I'm really gonna enjoy all the whining come November. You racist assholes aren't gonna be running things anymore.

6/1/2008 2:23:40 PM

Horsefeathers

"I know that the internet is filled with 'lies' and 'truths', but one has to question how much of this stuff is true. Especially when it pertains to Obama."

Or outrageous religious claims like, say, the Rapture.

"I have been checking out Muslim message boards, and other places. It really does appear that this could be America's final year as a free nation."

With all Bush has done have you ever once thought anything similar? Just curious.

"I am not trying to worry anyone, but I get so discouraged seeing how so many Christians are falling for this man's lies. Please, lets pray for God's divine intervention. If we aren't raptured before this man is elected, then we are truly in for some hard times."

Divine Intervention and the Rapture are both figments of an overactive imagination and religious brainwashihng. Neither is going to happen. If you don't like it here there's 200+ other countries you could try.

"I hope that I am just being paranoid, but I am pretty sure that this is why I started feeling a spiritual uneasiness about America's future a couple of years back. I wasn't into politics then. What's that tell ya?"

It tells me you're letting this religion delusion get the best of you.

6/1/2008 2:39:24 PM
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