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#522911
Sinisterwing
...or maybe simply get the fuck out of the Middle East OR, even better, finally start saving the environment and investing into alternative power sources whatnot.
6/1/2008 5:25:40 PM
#522913
...
This whole thing is a wake-up call from God to Americans
Failed economics, did you?
6/1/2008 5:26:41 PM
#522914
John
Not the ones who own oil company stock ...
6/1/2008 5:27:52 PM
#522924
Lefty Link
Whatever happens, it's always a sign of the apocalypse.
6/1/2008 5:40:03 PM
#522926
Eden
Maybe it is a wakeup call from economy that invading iraq was a bad idea
or it is a wakeup call from earth, that its easily accessible oil reserves are dwindling ;)
6/1/2008 5:40:09 PM
#522931
law mc
lol.this has to be one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
6/1/2008 5:53:47 PM
#522933
DevNull
"because we idolize men so much"
Your not trying to blame teh gehys for oil prices are you?
Because if you are then you're bang on, my copy of 'The Gay Agenda' clearly states 'high oil prices', right after the bit about world domination.
6/1/2008 5:56:42 PM
#522937
szena
I have a hangnail! The end is near!!!
6/1/2008 5:59:41 PM
#522938
peabody
"I think through this crisis, God is trying to call us back to depend on Him more."
I am eagerly awaiting Ford's new line of God-powered trucks.
6/1/2008 6:01:11 PM
#522949
Mister Spak
God can make my car go?
6/1/2008 6:17:32 PM
#522951
Sofia.
Rising gas prices make these idiots think that we're living in the end times? Seriously? Christ, these people actually think that having to pay extra for gas is some kind of catastrophic event... I'd love to see them try to survive a day living in poverty in Africa or being oppressed in Saudi Arabia. What spoiled pieces of shit.
6/1/2008 6:26:47 PM
#522955
Mayhem
Yeah....
It couldn't possibly be the fault of a bunch of rich assholes who think "Everyone needs this, so we can extort them for a much as we want.", then say to everyone "Sorry, Supply and Demand forces us too" as if it were a Law of Physics or something.
6/1/2008 6:33:59 PM
#522963
Jane
Um, gas in Norway is the equivalent of about $9.50 US, and has been far, far higher for a long time. Funny, how the fundies and bigots are so egocentric that the world is only comprised of the United States. You'd think that if they were going to try to pin some unfavourable event on God's wrath, it'd be that huge earthquake in China that's killed tens of thousands of people. Apparently, God sends his wrath by raising gas prices in America to less than half of that of most other western countries.
6/1/2008 6:56:39 PM
#522971
Grigadil
OK God, fill up my tank.
...
WTF do you mean, you won't!? Rocky Twyman said we could depend on you, you weasel!
6/1/2008 7:07:34 PM
#522975
Cliff
Just another shining example of the extreme lack of reality, and appalling amount of hubris, that fundies are in possession of.
@Peabody - Personally I'm looking forward to the Thetan powered cars by Chevy.
6/1/2008 7:17:22 PM
#522979
Bizzarro Kirk
We should invent the car that runs on god. Course we would never get anywhere, but hey, the environment would be saved.
6/1/2008 7:22:06 PM
#522989
Tomby Stone
I'm sick of having to pay so much to run my car just because Rocky won't take down those shirtless pictures of Johnny Depp he's got hanging on his bedroom wall.
6/1/2008 7:46:00 PM
#522996
Mike
Just one more nail in the coffin that prayer does diddly-squat.
6/1/2008 7:56:27 PM
#522997
aaa
Spoiled SUV owners, just showing their skill at understanding economics.
6/1/2008 7:59:25 PM
#523021
Nirjuana
Or then we're just running out of oil
6/1/2008 8:16:45 PM
#523061
tmr
Why does your god use such round about ways to get messages to the people?
He's a poor excuse for a god if he can't just tell you what he wants rather than play games.
6/1/2008 8:39:54 PM
#523062
Horsefeathers
"I think through this crisis, God is trying to call us back to depend on Him more."
Well, God powered cars would certainly be a clean alternative to gasoline...
6/1/2008 8:40:30 PM
#523114
Papabear
These people who believe everything is a sign from God seem to be worshipping a God with very poor communication skills. An omnipotent God ought to be able to bring us back to him with more clear signals than high gas prices.
If their God was real, he'd be a loser... just like them.
6/1/2008 9:35:58 PM
#523154
Bryan65
Seventh-Day Adventists have always been wacky.
6/1/2008 10:13:48 PM
#523169
Old Viking
How far to God's gas station?
6/1/2008 10:24:07 PM
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