the satanic bible wrote by anton lavie claims "Man has always created his gods, rather than his gods creating him" therefore indirectly suports the evolution
so, the devil is pro evolution?? yeah, what does this make evolutionists? u got it SATANISTS
say what? 99.8% of scientists agree with evolution?
so..science = satanism???
yeah kinda, if u belive in evolution u belive in satans teachings, and ull burn in hell, ofc u can alwis return to the Saviour and be repended and redeemed God bless
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Clearly, you know nothing about Anton LaVey . But, even if what you just said were true, then that would mean that you believe in murdering those who disagree with you, because the Christians did that during the crusades, therefore, being a Christian, you want to do the same thing. Take him away!
pfff , one thing is pretty clear...
Just as with thinking ... you don't believe in correct spelling too.
Or ... it might be that you are just incapable of the both of them.
I'm going for door number two with this one.
First it is Anton LaVey
Second it has nothing to do with evolution
It is a belief that we should do what we want when we want. Indulgence. Did you know LaVey was an atheist? Satanism=Satanism. Not science.
WTF!?!?!
Well, considering that some of the priests that molested children believed in Jesus, so since priests believe in Jesus, and priests molest children so ALL priests are like that, then that makes Jesus a molestor! OMFG!!!!!!!! WORD SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so..science = satanism???
Yes, and since the computer that you used to post could not have been built without science (i.e., satanism), you indirectly worshiped Satan by posting. Our dark lord is pleased.
MMM, you are utterly lacking any any logical line of thought. And your command of English is pathetic.
I also note the Capitals of Crap; the Majuscules of Mumbo-Jumbo!
Actually, saying "Man has always created his gods, rather than his gods creating him" is a statement on the fact that man creates the god they need rather than man having been created by any god.
But, you can make it say whatever you want, I guess; that's what fundies do.
"so..science = satanism???"
Yes. Now shut off your computer, sell all your possessions and live in a cave. Hurry now, you're preforming black magic rituals every time you turn on a light switch!
Er, LaVeyan Satanism doesn't really have all that much to do with Satan, y'know.
Which is just as well, really, since Satan DOES NOT EXIST. We know how the myth of Satan was fabricated. While God cannot be disproved, Satan can, and has been.
Wait...
1) Lavey said the man created gods.
How does this statement support evolution? Sounds like a non-sequitor to me.
So the devil is pro evolution? Sounds like another non sequitor.
99.8% (how did he arrive at that number?) are pro-evolution
He concludes that this means science=satanism?
Talk about fucking up a syllogism!
There is so much wrong here, I am freaking out.
But the misunderstanding of the conditional and the mutual bi-conditional is really bothering me.
Your logic is as fucked as your "use" of the English language.
Now go sit in the corner and shut the fuck up, retard.
The pope is German. The pope is Catholic.
Therefore are all Catholics are German and all Germans Catholic?
If Satan actually exists and really does turn out to support evolution, that doesn't make evolution wrong, it makes Satan right.
Man created gods, goddesses, and demons, one of which in turn created fundies.
mmm, are you a real human, or a figment of a diseased god's imagination?
so, the devil is pro evolution??
Says who?
yeah, what does this make evolutionists? u got it SATANISTS
Doesn't follow. Satanism is the worship and following of Satan. OK, so let's say, for the sake of the argument, that I acknowledge the ToE is real and that Satan, too, likes it. I also disagree with all of Satan's other points.
Wow. Some Satanist I am.
Understanding that people create gods as an explanation for natural phenomenon that is beyond their current grasp of reality=evolution
evolution is therefore mentioned in Anton Lavie's book. Therefore all of science must be Satanic.
Quick GTFO off your computer. Throw out all those lights. Axe the TV. Cut the phone cables. Run from our society that is totally saturated with the Satanic science!
Wow... the thing that really stands out of this post is the thought process from one fractured syllogism to the next.
Interestingly enough, if you start with the conclusion as the premise, it actually flows logically. Batshit logic based on a batshit premise, but it's there nontheless.
It's actually kind of fascinating, that his mind seems to actually literally work in a reverse logical process.
the satanic bible wrote by anton lavie claims "Man has always created his gods, rather than his gods creating him" therefore indirectly suports the evolution
For starters, its Anton LaVay. Second, I don't think that's what Anton LaVay had in mind when he said that.
Just a note. This guy is Romanian. That is what he believes, from what I've read in his statements. HOWEVER, his spelling isn't perfect, but since he's Romanian it is kind of unfair for me to criticize it. Still, his information is so warped it's hilarious.
Stop using satanist device, created by "satanism" to slaughter spelling.
Stop drugs, and I am affraid to tell you that you need psychiatric care.
"wrote by anton lavie"
English and English Lit were hardly my strong subjects in school, which may explain why I liked science better, but this jumped out at me. I should send you to back my 7th grade English teacher. She will tear you to bits!
the satanic bible wrote by anton lavie claims "Man has always created his gods, rather than his gods creating him" therefore indirectly suports the evolution
Way to completely, utterly miss the point of what he is saying.
so, the devil is pro evolution?? yeah, what does this make evolutionists? u got it SATANISTS
Including the ones who feel God controlled evolution and steered it to where it currently is right now? Oh, right, they aren't True Scot-erm-Christians, and as such, are Satanic heathens.
say what? 99.8% of scientists agree with evolution?
so..science = satanism???
Fine, then. Off that satanic computer, and the satanic internet, out of your satanically powered, heated and constructed house, eschew that satanic medicine, and pretty much forgo the whole satanic society since it all has come about as you know it because of that darned satanic science.
yeah kinda, if u belive in evolution u belive in satans teachings, and ull burn in hell
So...why would God care what I believe? You are seriously saying that just because I believe the empirical evidence of us coming to be from a common ancestor of apes, as opposed to something that sounds like it was pulled from a fairy tale, I will be condemned to hellfire? You seriously think that painting your deity as a five-year old in the midst of a temper tantrum will win you converts?
ofc u can alwis return to the Saviour and be repended and redeemed God bless
I'm sorry, nothing shy of a lobotomy can cause me to believe as you do. Literally. I cannot force myself to believe something that just does not add up to me. And is it just me, or does the "god bless" these people tag onto the end of each of these kind of posts come off as more of a "fuck you?"
There has to be a variant of godwin's law to cover this.
In fact, comparing people to Hitler makes infinitely more sense. He actually existed.
NAMBLA stands for National Man/Boy LOVE Association, emphasis on the 'love'.
NAMBLA is an organisation of paedophiles.
Paedophiles support love.
God=love.
God=paedophile.
Christianity=paedophilia.
Confused?
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