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What if he placed the coins around on the ground? Someone could find one, read the message, and think it was a sign from God. That way, the marine would not have been caught disobeying those pesky regulations. He could spread the message to the locals while appearing neutral to his superiors. I don't know...just an idea.

Neila, RaptureReady 37 Comments [6/2/2008 7:55:55 PM]
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#524717
Allegory for Jesus

Sure. He could do that. Loopholes for Jesus.

6/3/2008 1:05:33 AM
#524811
Qreg

If the Muslims are so weak minded that they are converted by a coin then you deserve them.

6/3/2008 2:26:43 AM
#524845
Laura

Yeah, they'd never figure that one out! Surely it would have to be a miracle! Dumbass.

6/3/2008 2:59:31 AM
#524853
Mister Spak

Or, you could put the coins in catridges and shoot them at the enemy. That way when they remove the coin from the dead body and read it, they would know how much christians love them.

6/3/2008 3:03:56 AM
#524877
Margarita

You think Iraqis are really dumb, don't you?

6/3/2008 3:31:09 AM
#524903
Antichrist

So if someone spread Islamic propaganda around your neighbourhood, you would take it as a sign from god to convert to Islam?

6/3/2008 4:26:39 AM
#525065
thetree

Identity Theft For Jesus award?

6/3/2008 10:44:51 AM
#525083
Quantum Mechanic

Go clear a mine field soon.

6/3/2008 11:20:20 AM
#525100
Dr. Funkenstein

"Oh look! A coin! Hey, its got some vauge religious verse on the back! I think I'll become a Christian!"

That's a pretty big leap.

6/3/2008 11:49:59 AM
#525129
apYrs

theese morons seem to have a streak of cumpulsive self-distruction, a bit like moths and flames, but with the difference that fundies OUGHT to understand the danger. However, so many of them have in the past succeeded in forceful conversions with guns beside them to persuade and protect, maybe it's understandable that the more loony ones are still around, the "Darwin" factor wasn't allowed to kick in!

6/3/2008 12:24:59 PM
#525333
stogoe

"Oh look! A coin! Hey, its got some vauge religious verse on the back! I think I'll become a Christian!"
They have internalized the ridiculousness of their religion's claims so completely that they cannot see those claims as anything but obviously true.

6/3/2008 4:30:22 PM
#525651


"Sorry Marine, these coins are worthless to us. We cannot wipe our asses with them when we are out of toilet paper like those 'Chick tracts' you gave us last week."

6/3/2008 10:13:32 PM
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