It took me years to figure this out: Why is the penis like the snake and its seed lunar white and alkaline which are all feminine attributes while the female vulva is volcanic, red and acidic which are masculine attributes?
Sex is the unification of the male and female by intimate climatic energy reversal.
This is the mystical connection principle Carl Jung called synchronicity which is of course the true explanation of evolution:
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OK, willyhoops, that was ridiculously stupid. But you get points for originality, I'll give you that. Now, tell us, what the hell are you taking/sniffing/smoking/injecting, and why don't you share?
Yeah, if your vulva is volcanic and red? Please head to the clinic.
Or maybe...go by there anyway. I think they'd like to see you.
...intimate climatic energy reversal
Are you sure you're not a scientologist?
This is the mystical connection principle Carl Jung called synchronicity which is of course the true explanation of evolution
Not synchronicity...syzygy is probably the word you're looking for.
Evolution of what? A cockamamie pseudophilosophy?
Or it could be that your idea that being "white and alkaline" is "feminine" and "red and acidic" is "masculine" is absolutely ridiculous from the start.
Sorry all the quotes, but I'm using them because I have no idea what this guy is talking about. Does anyone know where he got this idea?
Wow. I've never seen oriental mysticism (yin and yang, as opposites), tantra, psychology and evolution mixed in such an unholy blend before.
The years he took to 'figure this out' were probably spent as high as a kite... caught in the propeller of a Saturn V rocket.
O_o
It was my understanding that vulvas look NOTHING like volcanoes.
And I don't think they could be acidic, and semen basic, because then there would be a chemical reaction that produce ..
Regardless, penises are not feminine attributes, and your conclusion is inherently false because you switched the labels.
In the future, remember that anything typical of males IS masculine by definition.
Speaking of plurals, I tried to type 'vaginas' the other day and my spell checker told me it was 'vaginae'.
Also, if your penis is anything like a snake [makes rattling noises, cold-blooded, has one large lung and one small lung, eats small mammals, etc] you definitely need help NOW.
Wow.
Seriously.
Wow.
The mind boggles.
Okay, get the "heaving bosoms and glistening" thighs part down, mix it in with that first paragraph, and you're ready to write "Gothic Romance novels".
Please report for rehab.
NOW.
"It took me years to figure this out..."
Uh-oh.
"Why is the penis like the snake and its seed lunar white and alkaline which are all feminine attributes while the female vulva is volcanic, red and acidic which are masculine attributes?"
Society defines what is "feminine" and what is "masculine" and it is subject to change. It is also mostly bullshit. For example, it used to be fashionable to dress little boys in pink (while blue was a girly colour) and for men to wear makeup and high heels, now considered women's fashion.
"Sex is the unification of the male and female by intimate climatic energy reversal."
Sounds like a bad erotic sci-fi novel.
"This is the mystical connection principle Carl Jung called synchronicity which is of course the true explanation of evolution"
Go and get laid, already.
@Osiris: Since EVE ate the forbidden fruit, duh! :p
... what?
Incidentally, "volcanic" and "acidic" are to words I've never before heard in description of the vulva.
And why is alkaline feminine and acid masculine, btw?
To all complaining about the "acidic pussy" comment:
The vagina IS an acidic environment...not overly so, but it is. This is why semen contains an alkaline solution...to offset the acidity.
This man speaks the truth. My python swallowed this little blue mass, called Vigr... Via... Vigaria, or something, and died. It had rigor mortis.
Frank, they need to teach that in nursing school too.
It's amazing how many people want to speak Latin when it comes to genitals.
Weird pseudo-scientific / philosophical ramblings leading to the inevitable anti-evolution statement.
Probably.
Confused?
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