"Mom, none of these books had pictures of naked women like I was hoping. Until I find some, just keep thinking I'm all up in that bible thing. When I do find some naked women books.... I'll be in my room."
6/4/2008 4:21:22 PM
None of these books had as much sex and violence as the Bible; they were all very boring; I'm returning them.
6/4/2008 4:23:11 PM
Sounds like a smart kid: "I'll just tell mom I'm busy reading the Bible, and she'll leave me alone to play video games, surf for online porn, jerk off, steal cars ... she'll never suspect a thing!"
6/4/2008 4:26:58 PM
Your son is stupid, you are stupid, and your friends are stupid.
6/4/2008 4:28:10 PM
6/4/2008 4:30:50 PM
Voice of Logic
I never have read a more sexist, homophobic, bigoted piece of text with as much sex and violence as the bible. I can understand why a male teen would eat it up.
6/4/2008 4:44:19 PM
he lies, otherwise another hamburger-flipper in the making
6/4/2008 4:47:46 PM
6/4/2008 4:49:54 PM
DAMN. Fundie kids are so good at pulling the wool over parents' eyes. I should know, I was one for 18 years.
Yeah.. all those "bible studies" with the hotties in youth group... mmm hmmm
And all those "bike rides" that I went on for four hours...
And most of all, all those times I was in my room "reading my bible"... HAHA!
6/4/2008 5:00:07 PM
6/4/2008 5:01:17 PM
Either your son is retarded or brainwashed.
6/4/2008 5:03:32 PM
@Voice of Logic
"I never have read a more sexist, homophobic, bigoted piece of text with as much sex and violence as the bible. I can understand why a male teen would eat it up. "
as a member of that demographic, I take offense at that
6/4/2008 5:07:08 PM
I bet his birthday is coming up, children have an uncanny ability to press just the right buttons with their parents if they're after something expensive ... :D
6/4/2008 5:08:18 PM
As anonymous_troy said, the large amount of sex and violence makes the bible especially interesting for teen boys. It´s probably just a phase however and he´ll grow out of it when girls turn out to be more interesting
6/4/2008 5:13:24 PM
When I was younger, I had one of these bibles:
Among the regular text, there were full-color pages where "Psalty" and his spawn talk about topics of preteen interest. Naturally, this included sex. Despite being a Christian at the time, I was far more interested in rereading that one page over and over again that I was in reading any of the rest of the book, all for the simple reason that it put the idea of sex in my mind.
At that age, it was the very idea that sex before marriage was inherently wrong and immoral that made me want to have it so badly.
6/4/2008 5:16:16 PM
"Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?"
"I'm...uh uh...reading...ah ahh ahh...The Bible! Yes, yes...The Bible! OOHHHHHHHH!"
6/4/2008 5:21:45 PM
6/4/2008 5:29:30 PM
Kid, you learned the art of lying. Use it well.
6/4/2008 5:46:43 PM
Great, his parents have probably taught him to lie and look good rather than actually be good and tell the truth. Just what we need... another George Bush.
6/4/2008 6:25:08 PM
Liar is my first thought. But since I'm bored...
You checked out the books for him? No wonder he doesn't want to read them. The Bible has more sex and violence than anything you could check out at the library.
6/4/2008 6:41:54 PM
The bible is a hollowed out one with a thumb drive full of porn in it.
6/4/2008 7:03:00 PM
Such a good boy, he had the book of Genesis tattooed on the inside of his eyelids. Whenever I try to get him up for school in the morning he tells me he's too busy studying the creation story. I tell you that boy's gonna be a preacher one day.
6/4/2008 7:23:57 PM
The kid is 15. He doesn't like the books you chose for him. He just gave you an excuse you'd accept.
6/4/2008 8:14:17 PM
Awww, your kid's a little angel. Just wait.
6/4/2008 8:29:25 PM
The lad will go far.
6/4/2008 8:37:42 PM