Don't worry kid, someday you'll go off to college and you won't have to worry about fooling your parents into thinking you're a bible thumpin angel every day. At least that's how it worked for me.
6/4/2008 8:57:56 PM
Enjoy your illiteracy, dumbasses. That's just more good jobs open for me.
6/4/2008 9:04:01 PM
I think what we have here is a new meaning to the term "pious fraud."
6/4/2008 9:12:17 PM
Having a favourite book is fine. Refusing to read any other book, that's just not intellectually healthy.
6/4/2008 9:51:56 PM
Oh, no. Another idiot unleashed on the world.
6/4/2008 10:26:48 PM
Damn! Another kid brainwashed and lost to rationality.
6/4/2008 10:31:14 PM
And his birthday wifi just got that much closer. Kids just love gullible parents.
6/4/2008 11:00:17 PM
don't jump to conclusion people there are 4 possibility's
1) the kid is completely brainwashed and actually reads the bible thinking it's all real ->burger flipper in the making
2)he's lying trough his teeth and has a large stash of porn hidden in his room, he needed to get the books back to the library fast cause they're covered with something...
->this kid might actually make it
3)he's using what he knows about his parents to get that car for his sixteenth birthday
4)he's reading the bible for the same reason one would read the silmarillion, cultural enrichment and expansion of lore-knowledge.
->his parents are gonna hate him when he grows up, he'l most likely end up as an intellectual (a real one, not like Hovind)
6/4/2008 11:10:20 PM
You're excited that your son is so brainwashed about the bible, that he will follow the same path and grow up to be ignorant? You should be arrested for child neglect.
6/5/2008 1:17:25 AM
I never understood how these people claim to read the bible over and over and over yet seemingly haven't read it once.
6/5/2008 2:18:19 AM
I pity your poor ignorant child.
6/5/2008 2:21:24 AM
@Mister Spak: That wouldn't surprise me one bit...
6/5/2008 2:27:00 AM
Hey, if that's what he actually wants to do and is excited about then more power to him! I just hope that this wasn't the product of some sort of brainwashing... and you know how likely that is in your christian circles.
6/5/2008 2:51:57 AM
He said "Mom, I don't have time to read these books. I'm so excited about the Bible and what I'm learning, I just want to read the scriptures."
Well of course he would!
The bible is full of raping a pillaging.
6/5/2008 3:00:27 AM
Please vote on the option you believe is the real truth.
[ ] 1. Lying for Jesus
[ ] 2. Son said this sarcastically, mom doesn't know what sarcasm is
[ ] 3. Child is completely fucked up.
6/5/2008 3:18:38 AM
I'LL FUCK YOUR NIGGER ASS UP YOU STUPID BLACK BITCH
6/5/2008 4:09:38 AM
Frankly with all the sex, violence, incest, rape, genocide, and horrible displays of amoral drunken bi-polar behavior by its central character, I find the Bible to be both a terrible work of fiction and utterly unethical to give to children.
6/5/2008 4:10:01 AM
I hope he scores the car - lots smarter than me, when I first read it I thought' 'Hm, getting out of homework, eh?'
6/5/2008 4:27:05 AM
Tomby Stone for the win.
6/5/2008 2:51:30 PM
Bloody right justin.
6/5/2008 8:35:12 PM
There are some things in the bible that would make a good action movie.
6/9/2008 12:27:24 PM
your son is a tool
6/22/2008 3:17:34 AM
Yeah, its nice at first. Then you read the next few chapters. It becomes a horror story.
6/25/2011 4:16:19 PM