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#527358
Don't worry kid, someday you'll go off to college and you won't have to worry about fooling your parents into thinking you're a bible thumpin angel every day. At least that's how it worked for me.
6/4/2008 8:57:56 PM
#527370
moose
Enjoy your illiteracy, dumbasses. That's just more good jobs open for me.
6/4/2008 9:04:01 PM
#527390
Robert
I think what we have here is a new meaning to the term "pious fraud."
6/4/2008 9:12:17 PM
#527501
Brain_In_A_Jar
Having a favourite book is fine. Refusing to read any other book, that's just not intellectually healthy.
6/4/2008 9:51:56 PM
#527576
Quaffer
Oh, no. Another idiot unleashed on the world.
6/4/2008 10:26:48 PM
#527584
deathbird
Damn! Another kid brainwashed and lost to rationality.
6/4/2008 10:31:14 PM
#527636
And his birthday wifi just got that much closer. Kids just love gullible parents.
6/4/2008 11:00:17 PM
#527658
mistra
don't jump to conclusion people there are 4 possibility's
1) the kid is completely brainwashed and actually reads the bible thinking it's all real ->burger flipper in the making
2)he's lying trough his teeth and has a large stash of porn hidden in his room, he needed to get the books back to the library fast cause they're covered with something...
->this kid might actually make it
3)he's using what he knows about his parents to get that car for his sixteenth birthday
4)he's reading the bible for the same reason one would read the silmarillion, cultural enrichment and expansion of lore-knowledge.
->his parents are gonna hate him when he grows up, he'l most likely end up as an intellectual (a real one, not like Hovind)
6/4/2008 11:10:20 PM
#527840
Nowonmai
You're excited that your son is so brainwashed about the bible, that he will follow the same path and grow up to be ignorant? You should be arrested for child neglect.
6/5/2008 1:17:25 AM
#527907
Nutz
I never understood how these people claim to read the bible over and over and over yet seemingly haven't read it once.
6/5/2008 2:18:19 AM
#527912
Qreg
I pity your poor ignorant child.
6/5/2008 2:21:24 AM
#527919
Priestling
@Mister Spak: That wouldn't surprise me one bit...
6/5/2008 2:27:00 AM
#527939
The Jamo
Hey, if that's what he actually wants to do and is excited about then more power to him! I just hope that this wasn't the product of some sort of brainwashing... and you know how likely that is in your christian circles.
6/5/2008 2:51:57 AM
#527945
Feminazi
He said "Mom, I don't have time to read these books. I'm so excited about the Bible and what I'm learning, I just want to read the scriptures."
Well of course he would!
The bible is full of raping a pillaging.
6/5/2008 3:00:27 AM
#527953
Antichrist
Please vote on the option you believe is the real truth.
[ ] 1. Lying for Jesus
[ ] 2. Son said this sarcastically, mom doesn't know what sarcasm is
[ ] 3. Child is completely fucked up.
6/5/2008 3:18:38 AM
#527999
KKK
I'LL FUCK YOUR NIGGER ASS UP YOU STUPID BLACK BITCH
6/5/2008 4:09:38 AM
#528000
Osiris
Frankly with all the sex, violence, incest, rape, genocide, and horrible displays of amoral drunken bi-polar behavior by its central character, I find the Bible to be both a terrible work of fiction and utterly unethical to give to children.
6/5/2008 4:10:01 AM
#528026
Philbert McAdamia
I hope he scores the car - lots smarter than me, when I first read it I thought' 'Hm, getting out of homework, eh?'
6/5/2008 4:27:05 AM
#528528
Tomby Stone for the win.
6/5/2008 2:51:30 PM
#528919
Bloody right justin.
6/5/2008 8:35:12 PM
#534273
Tarta
There are some things in the bible that would make a good action movie.
6/9/2008 12:27:24 PM
#552983
Nosklein
your son is a tool
6/22/2008 3:17:34 AM
#1302971
Renon
Yeah, its nice at first. Then you read the next few chapters. It becomes a horror story.
6/25/2011 4:16:19 PM
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