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Fundie 1: Hence the saying "a little knowledge leads one away from God and a lot of knowledge leads one to God]

I got in trouble for the same thing! What can go bang without a fuel and heat source?

Fundie 2: And IMO bangs destroy and kill, never seen explosions create anything other than destruction.

Buck shot and Rebel777, Bible Forum 35 Comments [6/5/2008 3:20:30 AM]
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#527959

protowhalepig

"Big bang" was originally a derisory term by proponents of the Steady-State Theory. Unfortunately, it stuck. So people have an inaccurate notion of something exploding into already-existing space.

Regarding the quote: a saying is something lots of people adopt and use. That "saying" is just the usual fundie drivel.

6/5/2008 3:25:25 AM

#527961

moose

You forgot the part of the saying about how zero knowledge leads one to looking like a dumbass.

6/5/2008 3:25:43 AM

#527966

fredrick

What about gang bangs?

6/5/2008 3:30:10 AM

#527971

"What can go bang without a fuel and heat source?"

Humans.

Plus, you're freaking stupid. What would the 'explosion' that started the universe be destroying?

It would be more accurate to describe it as popcorn popping.

And beneath the popcorn is turtles..

6/5/2008 3:38:20 AM

#527982

Allegory for Jesus

Your idiotic speculation regarding the impossibility of the big bang as an explosion needs to look no further than THE GODDAMN SUN to be resolved. Stars are balls of a gas that, due to gravitational force and pressure, produces heat, and inevitably explode in a supernova once they reach a sufficiently high density, all while undergoing miniature eruptions of energy caused by fusing atoms due to the gravitational force. Stars are their own heat and fuel source, and so was the Big Bang singularity.

Also, Rebel777 is equating the messing up of buildings and people's faces (disorganization) with the destruction of matter, which are completely different things (with the latter being nigh impossible).

6/5/2008 3:51:14 AM

#527993

DarkfireTaimatsu

Your lack of understanding is evident.

6/5/2008 4:03:41 AM

#528001

Horsefeathers

You both appear to have a severe lack of understanding of what the Big Bang actually is. Remedy it quickly before you embarrass yourselves further.

6/5/2008 4:10:22 AM

#528017

Osiris

The term Big Bang was created by a detractor of the theory mocking it and it turned out that the name just stuck.

6/5/2008 4:22:39 AM

#528034

Generic Human Fleshbot

We really need to change the name "Big Bang" to "Big, rapid expansion of space-time".

6/5/2008 4:32:00 AM

#528035

dirtyape

The bang of a gun blowing your head off would create an absence of stupidity.

6/5/2008 4:32:26 AM

#528074

Antichrist

never seen explosions create anything other than destruction

You don't know how your car works do you.

6/5/2008 5:20:21 AM

#528087

Mike

Soooo... what about supernovae?

6/5/2008 5:31:15 AM

#528109

Hadron

@ Antichrist: Can you actually see the explosions happening in an internal combustion engine? You have to take it on faith that they occur. It could be demons pushing the cylinders up and down.(/fundiespeak)

6/5/2008 6:27:33 AM

#528116

MysticalChicken

So the Horrendous Space Kablooie destroyed what did not yet exist? Wow, that's impressive.

6/5/2008 6:34:52 AM

#528121

J-Hay

Meet the duo who were the real life inspiration for 'Dumb & Dumber'.

6/5/2008 6:38:53 AM

#528134

Eden

Hence the saying "a little knowledge leads one away from God and a lot of knowledge leads one to God]

Strange then that most of the christian fundamentalists seem to possess only very little knowledge, whereas atheists or other people (among them also moderate christians) who speak against the literal truth of the bible normally possess way more knowldge ;)

6/5/2008 6:53:55 AM

#528196

Phil

@Hadron: No, that's the Infernal Combustion Engine

6/5/2008 8:39:25 AM

#528210

Xotan

That's why you have gun laws?

6/5/2008 8:57:45 AM

#528262

aaa

Nuclear fission?

6/5/2008 10:13:09 AM

#528286

anevilmeme

Amazing they memorize 2 words but never go beyond that.

6/5/2008 10:48:00 AM

#528337

Mister Spak

"What can go bang without a fuel and heat source? "

Who created god?

6/5/2008 11:35:36 AM

#528339

Niobe

He's right, vulcanoes explode and it's not like there's a wealth of biodiversity around vulcanic areas. Oh wait.

6/5/2008 11:37:30 AM

#528411

tmr

The stupid even hurts me.

6/5/2008 12:53:23 PM

#528427

m52nickerson

Here we have a tag team science cluster fail.

6/5/2008 1:12:19 PM

#528543

Ambrielle

"a little knowledge leads one away from God and a lot of knowledge leads one to God"
Who the hell says that?

6/5/2008 3:02:32 PM

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