[Obama Clinches Nomination]
And so it begins.
I can almost feel the Endtimes draw near.
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So, Bush was president because your god put him there; it was god's will and all that.
Obama now has the Democratic nomination and a damn good chance of being president, but it's a sign of the end rather than god's work?
What, may I ask, is your criteria for god's work versus a sign of the end?
Aside from your bigoted, conservative personal beliefs, that is.
If by "endtimes" you mean the end of the general election process, then you would be correct. On the other hand, if you are referring to the return of the CJZ, then you are in for a serious disappointment.
Niggers in the White House! PANIC! It's the END OF THE WORLD!
No, just the end of Whitey's utter domination of U.S. politics. And it's about fucking time.
Besides, where were your rants, yells and screams when Bush nominated Colin Powell as Secretary of State?
(P.S. I'm white.)
Yup. Here we go.
in b4 antichrist, etc.
Seems like any obvious historical change that happens, the Oklahoma City bombing, the deaths on 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, Columbine shootings, bridge collapsing, and so on, they all seem to drive fundies to scream that the world's ending and the sky's falling. I can almost see them running around with pots on their heads to protect themselves from the falling firmament.
What does this say? The White House has historically been dominated by old white guys. Now they see a young nigger has a damn good chance that he's gonna run the country for the first time in history and all they can see is disaster.
It's really sad to see how these people would rather embrace doom and death than change.
<<I can almost feel the Endtimes draw near.
Naaaah, that's just me farting in your general direction...
And so it begins.
I can picture this guy leaning over his computer, feeling all cool and epic, typing out that sentence. If you ever use the words "And so it begins" in a non-sarcastic way, and you're not 300-style movie, you're probably a jackass.
People have been saying this same crap about elected leaders being the anti-christ at EVERY presidential election. There were websites insisting that Bush was the anti-christ, too, but that didn't exactly pan out, did it?
May it come quickly for you - the sooner the better. You really do need catharsis.
When your endtimes come, you will think you are being raptured...then it will begin to dawn on you that it is really Satan's plan being played out, for Rapture is a Christian Heresy. And all heresies are Satanic.
Have a nice time in hell.
sofia, when I read "And so it begins" I thought older-school than 300. Babylon 5 had that phrase used in the second season I think, and in every episode opener from season 5 (yeah, I'm a geek, what of it?). Somehow I don't think that autoexec has quite the balls to pull of being a Vorlon.
Dat boy gon' paint de White House black!!1!!1
Seriously though, I hope Obama beats McCain. He is clearly the superior candidate.
Again, I can't quite believe that no fundie got all lathered up about Hillary. Being that she's not barefoot and preggers in the kitchen, wearing a pioneer dress and a pompadour hairdo, going "Yes Bill yes Bill yes Bill."
Are they that much more freaked about Obama, that Hillary being an independent, aggressive female doesn't bother them?
Shipwreck/Bazooka '08. Because they can't be any worse than whatever we're eventually gonna end up getting.
BeemerRefugee1990 said:
"Are they that much more freaked about Obama, that Hillary being an independent, aggressive female doesn't bother them?"
Yes. Afterall, his skin color is different. We can't have any dirty brown people running the joint! They simply cover their racism with the Rapturespeak. 10-to-1 we see at least one submission start with "I'm not racist, but..." in reference to Obama in the next few months.
I imagine Stormfront is apoplectic at this point.
"Have any of these fools reacted to Obama leaving his church? "
I'm sure it just means that he's confirmed his "godless heathen antichrist" status.
"There were websites insisting that Bush was the anti-christ, too, but that didn't exactly pan out, did it? "
Only because he was completely incompetent at it.
Noah's mythical Flood was nothing compared to what we'll see in the next few months- my prophecy- of fundies going nuts over the thought of a black president and now the possibility of a woman vice-president. Many will have fundie catch-prases like "and so it begins," "think about that," and the ever popular "and on and on and on it goes." Think about that. D'oh!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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