Yes REbecca --some of us were called to be watchmen--I was called and woke up to this in 2005 when God took me to Israel unexpectedly.
Its a frustrating job and a lot will not listen. We are fighting doctrines of demons too ie. emergent church dogma.
Its strange as i notice the church is being pulled into two camps: laodicea and Philadelphia . Those witha passion for scripture and a love for Christ are also more and more being called to lov eht Jews and serve them. I have even woken up to casting off Christian-pagan holidays and going back to celebrate the LORD's Feasts that pointed to and are completed in Jesus Christ. Easter was separated from passover because of growing anti semitism in the church but we should celebrate the feasts on the "proper" days as they are appointments made by God.
Ever since i was saved at the age of 7 I have run to my window on special mornings when the sun pours in and I have said to Jesus "Are You coming for me today?'' I hope He has remembered this childish faith and kept me for the day of the rapture like He did with Simeon in the Temple waiting for Messiah as he too was a watchman watching through faith in the Word.
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"We are fighting doctrines of demons too"
What always baffles me is that these people can say, with a straight face and utter certainty, that every other religion in the world is dictated to mankind directly by deceptive demons, but at the same time are equally certain that their own religion is beyond such demonic influence, and couldn't possibly have been inspired by anyone but God, as they conceive of him. No misunderstandings, lies, or demonic influence in Christianity's history; it is only everyone else who has been so deceived.
The doublethink is hilarious.
I was going to make fun, but this is so sad.
she sounds so helpless and deluded. I see very little bullying, what little is about "emergent church doctrine".
She even recognizes that the 'last supper' was a seder.
Not even the arrogance of the regular RR crowd; she HOPES that she will be raptured.
Sad
"Ever since i was saved at the age of 7"
Ummm... What that priest did to you isn't called 'saving,' it's... hmmm... where to begin.
Not sure how to take this one. I'm hoping she's really young and innocent, or mentally handicapped. Because if she's a full fledged adult, this is just childish.
But then again they believe being stupid and childish is what their god wants from them.
Watchmen? Isn't that an Alan Moore comic? Surely a publication of the Debil.
I have even woken up to casting off Christian-pagan holidays and going back to celebrate the LORD's Feasts that pointed to and are completed in Jesus Christ.
Just what the fuck does that mean? Why do these people insist on adding the phrase 'in Jesus Christ/through Jesus Christ' to their ravings at seemingly random intervals?
Yes REbecca --some of us were called to be watchmen--I was called and woke up to this in 2005 when God took me to Israel unexpectedly.
Its a frustrating job and a lot will not listen
Sorry I just stopped reading there.
Yes REbecca --some of us need to get back on our meds.
Yes REbecca --some of us are bathshit insane.
Yes REbecca --some of us lie to promote our religion.
Yes REbecca --some of us know the rapture is complete bullshit.
Yes REbecca --it is to easy!
"I was called and woke up to this in 2005 when God took me to Israel unexpectedly."
It must be weird to go to sleep in Asshat, Alabama and wake up in Jerusalem.
@Darkfire Taimatsu: Was that a Pratchett reference?
"childish faith"
'Nuff said.
". . . God took me to Israel unexpectedly."
What the hell does that mean? That he spirited her there?
More likely, she planned the trip months ahead, bought the tickets and insurance, booked the hotel, and had a good break with her missionary friends trying to convert ordinary Christians and Jews to her particularly mad brand of Christianity.
Not exactly unexpected, then.
There's something incredibly pathetic about that image in my mind of a little girl standing by her window, waiting in vain for something that's never going to come, ever. At least in The Railway Children Papa eventually came home.
fergus
I was called to be a Watchman too. This is what I said when I became a Watchman:
Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night.
Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else.
Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world.
Was Rorschach.
Does that answer your Questions, Doctor?
God took me to Israel unexpectedly
How, in his private jet? Did he serve champagne on the flight? LOL
"God took me to Israel unexpectedly"
Yeah, I wish He'd stop doing things like that. He took me and my cousin to Port Glasgow one morning and we got our asses kicked by 4 guys with hammers. When the rapture comes, I'll be having some fucking words about that, believe you me.
Buscemi? Nah, gotta be someone unremarkable so nobody notices or cares. My vote for Rorschach is that fella from OZ who bricked Luke Perry up in a wall.
I would've killed to see Julianne Moore play Silk Spectre.
Isn't there a third camp of the Church out in Jersey...I think it's in Red Bank....
Wait, my bad that camp is Catholic who you folks hate(what's your beef with us, by the way, I've never quite figured that one out...)
Confused?
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