"Buddhists burned themselves alive, martyring themselves. Does that make buddhism true as well?"
Nope, they kill themselves just like atheists kill themselves by suicide and euthanasia. Christians don't kill themselves, they are killed by atheists and wicked people, tortured and fed to lions for standing out to the truth.
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Christians don't kill themselves...
Plenty of christian teens have committed suicide.
atheists and wicked people, tortured and fed to lions for standing out to the truth.
Do you live in America, and in this century?
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And that is a crocodile!
And...
Well, this one's a robot...
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Buddhists burned themselves alive, martyring themselves. Does that make buddhism true as well?
One fucking monk did this during the Vietnam war, and now every Buddhist does it? Guess I better stay away from the matches.
they kill themselves just like atheists kill themselves by suicide and euthanasia.
Really? So every atheist kills themselves?
Christians don't kill themselves, they are killed by atheists and wicked people, tortured and fed to lions for standing out to the truth.
Funny, the guy at the zoo said they fed the lions beef. Guess I was lied to again.
Nope, they kill themselves just like atheists kill themselves by suicide and euthanasia.
Feel that Christian love!
Christians don't kill themselves,
Then what's martydom?
they are killed by atheists and wicked people,
O RLY?
tortured and fed to lions for standing out to the truth.
Persecution complex much?
As an animal lover, I have too much respect for lions to feed them christians. I understand it gives them heartburn. They give ME heartburn, too, and I don't even eat the damned things. Ugh!
Christians don't kill themselves, they are killed by atheists and wicked people, tortured and fed to lions for standing out to the truth
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Often enough they are killed by other christians. Just think of the 30 years war, the albigensian crusades, the witch hunts or the persecution of gnostic christians by the pauline christians between 300 and 500 AD (to name only a few of such incidents)
Master of tack, please forgive me (in a true Christian way) that I do not kill you and make you a martyr. I just happen not to want to give you any satisfaction in this respect. Also, it too damned hot to exert myself.
"Christians don't kill themselves, they are killed by atheists"
Yep, I've sure killed me a good many Christians in my day.
Christians commit suicide all the time; you're just denying reality to say otherwise.
And as for Christians being "killed by atheists and wicked people, tortured and fed to lions for standing out to the truth," I think you need to (1) join us in the 21st century, and (2) learn the proper meaning of "truth."
~David D.G.
[Christians don't kill themselves...]
Christians commit suicide all the time. Unless you think that they aren't true Christians...
[...they are killed by atheists and wicked people, tortured and fed to lions...]
Don't forget those that were killed by other Christians for not being the right kind of Christian...
> Christians don't kill themselves
It's just a One True Scotsman fallacy. Nothing to see here, move along....
Christians don't kill themselves...
No, they simply die while doing really stupid things to prove their faith, like handling poisonous snakes, walking into a lions' pit, or walking into the ocean until they sink.
@ CeilingCat
Darn, I thought he was "blowjobdongjacker".
Anyway, Buddhists don't kill themselves. But fundies should.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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