when we was walking home today we spotted a sign on a phone pole saying FIGHT THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!!! COME JOIN US JUNE 20 FROM NOON UNTIL FIVE AND LET YOUR STORY BE HEARD USE YOUR FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHT! wow the days were living in. we think its a set up to pick off the christian. were gonna take a bus by there to see if its true or not but I dont have money for a bus ticket
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Why are you worried it may be a set-up?
Don't you have your imaginary god to protect you?
Oh, by the way. Great grammar!
Fail.
*walks up to David D.G.*
*patpat* There, there.. it'll be ok. I routinely flinch slightly and develop an involuntary tic when I read these quotes. But then I read the comments from the far more intelligent FSTDT'ers, and it passes.
Have a cookie, and just keep telling yourself, "They'll all be raptured soon, and then we smart people will have the planet to ourselves!"
:)
THEY saw you reading that sign you know. THEY hate you because they fear US. WE are TOGETHER and THEY hate us because THEY wanted to use the lambda symbol, because it looks like a little tricycle, but WE rode on our BICYCLES and got away from THEM and now THEY are mad at us but WE won't let them find out WHERE we hide our BICYCLES.
Don't worry, just send me your address and the bus will be around to pick you up shortly.
Do you really think if I wanted to wipe out fundies, I'd put up such a stupid thing? I am the great deceiver, I ride on the back of a beast with a whore. Nothing in your bible says I'm stupid.
First of all, the thought that it's a trap to pick off the Christians is paranoid and laughable. Second of all, if you think they're going to pick off the Christians, why the hell would you want to take the bus there? Aren't you a Christian?
"A setup to pick off the Christians" (spelling and such FIXED)
Sadly, my father would be all over that one. It's the reason he gives me when I get fed up with his CSTDT bullshit and ask him why he doesn't go to gun shows or gun-rights rallies anymore -- "I don't want THEM to know who I am."
We live in Denver, the DNC is coming in August, I'd give up a few important body parts for a winning PowerBall ticket right about now.
Shipwreck/Bazooka '08. Because they can't be any worse than whatever we're eventually gonna end up getting.
yeah, it's totally a set-up!
*come on guys, we can't let them re-group, we've almost won!*
David D. G.: Yes. I cringe. Two degrees in English Lit, 50 years as a writer and editor. These people are mutilating the language of Shakespeare and Milton, Keats and Shelley, Hemingway and Fitzgerald. The pity. The pity. It saddens me immensely to realize that we are a few brief years from caveman grunts.
It's a practical joke. Someone will be watching, taking notes, "Okay, these are the ones gullible enough to believe in the New World Order. D'ya think they believe in the Tooth Fairy as well?" The names will then be sold to hucksters, who will try to sell you worthless items, like water filters, alternative health scams, precious metals.
'i do have a way to check into... and i really put on my 2nd reply this... the sign said BRING YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS FOOD CHAIRS AND BLANKETS (probaly so they could snipe us ) the cops ripped off the rest of the signs probably'
This person has to be a poser... They claim to live in New England and they think people are going to 'snipe' them for being Christian?
Okay, I give up. I keep hearing about this "New World Order", in a shitload of different contexts, but I still can't figure out what it is. Help?
...I dont have money for a bus ticket
No matter, the lord will provide.
Go steal an atheist's bicycle. Remember to clean the seat before riding as the owner is probably a rampant homosexual. Check any luggage for aborted foeti (foetuses to you).
The bicycle will be leaning against a mailbox on the corner of Main and Vine every evening this month.
@Dagger: It's almost gone out of usage now, but the 'New World Order' was a term used by predominantly Dispensational protestants to describe the one world government/religion that would be set up by the Antichrist. I'm not quite sure how this term came to be used, but it was real popular back in the 80's and early to mid 90's, but by the mid 2000's, it began to go out of usage when the face of evangelical and fundamental protestantism began to change. Most Dispensationalists, who are premillenialists and futurists, are now starting to go more toward a Dominionist eschatology, although Dominionism tends more towards a preterist/postmillenial eschatology. Evangelical and fundamental Dispensationalists are trying to add Dominionist socio-political philosophy to Dispensational eschatology. It's a huge mess.
So some crazy Christian posts a sign for a peaceful assembly, and you think it is the government trying to identify all 250+ million Christians in the country so that they can kill them or ship them off to camps? SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION
Reading this guy's other posts in the thread, I am convinced that he has to be a poe.
we think its a set up to pick off the christian.
They are becoming more and more delusional, aren't they?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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