[Concerning playing Wii fitness]
just wondering cause were getting one and i wasnt gonna do the yoga part. is it against god though if we need to do it to advance. confused
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If more fundies actually bothered to look into yoga instead of just going 'zomgwtf! Sayten!!111one1!' They might find that it's beneficial for not only your body, but mental health as well.
And yeah, they could easily replace the meditative aspect of yoga with christian prayer.
Chilled out fundies... that would be too much to ask for though.
What do you expect from dingbats that wonder if names with the letter 'A' in them mean the owner is a freemason, who think that Pippi Longstocking and Pinocchio are books written by freemasons to desensitize people to satanism, and have a serious problem saying "Hell-o" and want to say "Heaven-lo" instead?
Of course, yoga, and its derivative, yogurt, are evil.
Clearly, the fact that yoga has ties to eastern mysticism means that it will send you straight to HELL if you even touch it!
Much like the corpse of a pig.
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Yes, use the yoga, the innocent sweet yoga. Soon you will have the Leo sign tattooed on your forearm.
Bwahahahahahahaa
Then they traded their Wii for a Sega Genesis?!?!?!?!? Truly a victory for teh Lord! Take that debbil!
But man, are their parents gonna be pissed!
Love the way he'd prefer to skip the yoga, as it may damn his soul to an eternity of torment...unless you have to do it to level up, in which case, well, exactly how *much* damnation are we talking here?
Heh, someone else in the topic suggests Pilates instead.
But why would they want a form of exercise which belongs to the guy who had Jesus killed?
Confused?
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