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Is Darwinism your Golden calf?

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Is Darwinism your Golden calf?

When Moses the Spiritual leader went up the hill and spoke with God, Aaron followed the wishes of the people and devoted a Golden calf. Moses was a strong man of God and Aaron was not. I see a pattern of Evoas being atheists or very close to it. None of the Evoas exhibit a devoted man of God. a strong and educated Shepherd. The Golden calf is rebellion and folowing the imaginations of the laeity.
We see no theio evoas defend God. They attack people that respect God and follow the Word.
The Golden calf is the first expression of departure from monotheism. They did not reject Yahweh. They added to The almighty.

The other part is so incredibly obcvious. It was pure materialsim. They worshipped things. Evoas get hysterical in being drawn into conversations away from materialism/naturalism.

Do you want me to name names of who would not be able to cope with Darwinism removed from their speech, thots and life / lifestyle?
Do you defend God or naturalism?

I love the LORD and will not either worship images nor worship God in a method that is displeasing. I would rather dance in church than in any bar.

coadie`, CARM 36 Comments [6/6/2008 3:00:25 AM]
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Imroy

No. "Darwinism" is a word made up by fundies to cast atheists and scientists (who they think are all atheists) in their own self-image i.e a group of people who worship a person and their "holy" book.

In reality there is no such thing. We don't worship Charles Darwin or his book. We simply don't believe in god. Is that so difficult to understand? Clearly, for some people it is.

6/6/2008 3:06:49 AM

anonymous_troy

thots?
obcvious?
evoa?
theio?
not exhibiting a devoted man of God?

What are you speaking, man?

6/6/2008 3:11:00 AM

Jaces Ci

you bore me. run along peasant. back to your raging church parties. perhaps you should lay of the communion wine for a while. remember to have a glass of holy water between each one of wine, and plenty of wafers. Alcohol shouldnt be consumed on an empty stomach.

6/6/2008 3:11:22 AM

Brian-sama

Eh? Is "Evoa" supposed to be some sort of pejorative abbreviation for "evolutionist"? Man, they're really bad at this.

6/6/2008 3:22:30 AM

RavenWood

Word salad with fail dressing and a side of stupid. Hold the lying for Jesus. That goes right to my thighs.

6/6/2008 3:24:55 AM

King of Ferrets

Learn. To. Fucking. SPELL.

6/6/2008 3:29:20 AM

Osiris

No. Evolution is not my Golden Calf because I don't worship it.

6/6/2008 3:30:31 AM

Philbert McAdamia

"Thots", toadie? Do you have 'em?

6/6/2008 3:38:08 AM

Old Viking

Coadie, did you know that the Golden Calf was a product of evolution? Before its speciation it was a brass armadillo. It's in the Bible!

6/6/2008 3:44:30 AM

kingoftheheavies

Coming up next, some rambling, incoherent jibberish from somene who doesn't know how to spell "Cody."

6/6/2008 4:00:37 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Does anyone else just see a stream of excess vowels instead of actual words?

6/6/2008 4:01:30 AM

sofia the antichrist

I worship nothing. I BELIEVE in certain things, like freedom, justice, equality, etc. -- but I don't worship anything. Worship never leads anywhere good.

6/6/2008 4:45:08 AM

SeenAndNotSeen

"The Golden calf is the first expression of departure from monotheism. They did not reject Yahweh. They added to The almighty."

Actually, the first recorded departure from Jewish monotheism was Genesis 1:1-
"In the beginning, the gods (Elohim) created the heaven and the earth."

?????= gods

6/6/2008 5:31:07 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Mmm...

Golden calf produces some MIGHTY fine veal.



*grabs a knife, fork and bottle of A-1*

6/6/2008 5:42:46 AM

Viva

Sometimes abbreviations and slang work just fine. Not so in this case.

6/6/2008 5:45:29 AM

Beeblebrox

Do you defend God or naturalism?

God is an indefensible crime.

6/6/2008 6:07:08 AM

Fishcakes

I don't worship anything. Ergo, I do not have a golden calf. However, I do have a stuffed cat sitting on my windowsill, and I have named it Mittens.

I think that, if there was a God, he would be pleased if we educated ourselves and tried to actively learn about the lovely universe he supposedly created. Hey, if I was God, I'd be kind of upset. "Hey, quit kissing my cosmic ass! Look at the flowers and the birds! THEY TOOK A LONG TIME TO CREATE AND I WANT SOMEONE TO APPRECIATE THEM!"

6/6/2008 6:25:41 AM

Antichrist

Funny how the people were killed, but Aaron was made the first of Gods priests.

Guess it's good when your the brother of god's go-to guy.

6/6/2008 6:37:10 AM

Fanatic-Templar

theio evoas

What the Udûn does this even mean? Too many vowels!

The stupid is strong in this one.

6/6/2008 7:16:52 AM

aaa

I laugh at your face.

6/6/2008 9:17:18 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Yes, I'm really going to trust ancient words of wisdom from people who honestly believed that, if times are hard, melting down all your gold into a statue and worshipping the inert thing will somehow improve matters.

6/6/2008 10:11:42 AM

Mister Spak

"Is Darwinism your Golden calf?"

IS Jesus your spaghetti and meatballs?

6/6/2008 11:33:14 AM

JonnyTruant

You believe fire burns?! You worship fire, you pagan!

Please rethink your idiocy. Nobody bows down before Darwin shrines. I'm sure he was a pretty cool guy and I'd tip my glass to his memory, but I don't believe in deities or higher powers.

6/6/2008 12:28:16 PM

grigadil

Poor little god, he needs retards to defend him. Awwww.

6/6/2008 1:07:52 PM

Princess Rot

"I would rather dance in church than in any bar."

Good, stay out of my drinking holes you insufferable idiot.

6/6/2008 2:01:13 PM
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