Well they won't be laughing after they get a " You've been left behind letter"
Ok there resides in me a huge urge that I must overcome to send out E-mails that do say ...... Neener Neener, I am ashamed to even admit that to myself so I know it is a sin. But it seems these days that so many people are getting right down rude when I attempt to tell them about our Lord and what is coming. I am not " In your face" preaching at them. Just trying to give them a hint that it may time to start believing. They get down right mad, Roll thier eyes and say it is time I face the fact there will be no rapture and the bible is false etc. Sooo Yea I have to fight that urge and send out loving letters....
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Heartstorm is on her deathbed at the age of 102. The room is filled by weeping great-grandchildren. Suddenly a van skids to a halt outside. A courier with an envelope. Feebly, Heartstorm asks her nearest grandchild to read the writing. Pushing back his tears, he unfolds the envelope and reads:
"Neener, neener, I told you so. Love, Septic Sceptic."
“There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom. (Matthew 16:28)
Jesus promised to return during his follower's lifetimes. Not two thousand years later. The rapture is not going to happen.
OMGLOLROFLBBQ u hav been PWNED! U R left behind lololz,,, u can not hazcheezburger! UR fullo looz, kthnxbai!
Spammin' for Jee-Zusss!
That's right, there will be no rapture.
Work on your delivery, kid. I have a sneaking hunch you are trying too hard.
It's "downright rude", btw.
Ok, there resides in me a huge urge that I must overcome to paint on their coffins "Neener Neener, no Rapture 4 U!".
Also, the Rapture has very little to do with the Bible.
'But it seems these days that so many people are getting right down rude when I attempt to tell them about our Lord and what is coming.'
Sounds to me like you ARE getting in their faces, that's what so many fundies do. I doubt people would be telling this guys where to go if he wasn't. And the fact that he's trying to force his ultra-right religious BS down their throat is a good way to piss off people.
People are always rude to schmucks who preach about something they know won't come, but have a hard-on for it anyway.
Bible experts say that there won't be a rapture. People will believe them rather than Fartstorm jerking off to the "Left Behind" series.
I have to agree that sometimes I also have to resist the urge to send out "You have been left behind" - eMails.
But it would only make sense if I sent them to fundamentalist cristians like these rapture ready people.
Everyone else would just laugh at them :D
"Well they won't be laughing after they get a " You've been left behind letter"
I wish I knew a bunch of people that believed this Rapture bullshit. I'd send them all a "left behind" letter and then take a trip to Tahiti for a month without telling anyone I was going. I think it'd be funny as hell.
Hmm... if I had your e-mail adress I would be sorely tempted to send you a "What ???? again no rapture yesterday!!!" for the rest of your pathetic life.
And ... I'll let a daemon called Cron do the work for me :D
Spambot scenario... On a daily basis, send the following to rapturists:
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN YET, DID IT? NEENER NEENER
and for variety:
WHERE WERE YOU ? WE WERE ALL WAITING BUT YOU NEVER SHOWED UP HAVE A NICE ETERNITY ON THE MUDBALL LOL SMILEY
"I am ashamed to even admit that to myself so I know it is a sin."
So, wait, anything you're ashamed to admit is automatically a sin?
I'm ashamed to admit my Social Security Number in public, for fear that someone will use it to commit Identity Theft. Does that mean Social Security Numbers are sinful.
(Okay, bad example, I know. You Fundies already believe that Social Security Numbers are the Mark of the Beast, along with barcodes and microchips.)
Maybe I'm a hopeless technophobe, but how is this person going to send out a "Neener, Neener" e-mail after the Rapture if, presumably, they've been raptured themselves?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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