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One thing i've not heard an answer to by evolution is where the food came from? Every creature needs food to finance it's energy usages. We humans have all the "keys" to open up all the different foods we eat and get the calories out. Thats how it works, on a lock/key kind of mechanism because burning the food won't get the calories out. how did all this food suddenly grow? This is a strong argument for design. These things need to be designed and won't arise by chance without a guiding hand over the lot. Isn't it also funny how alot of people enjoy eating food as God made a potentially annoying task of supplying ourselves energy and made it enjoyable?

answers on the evolution point of view would be appriecieated.

WS-JW, EvC 43 Comments [6/8/2008 7:41:54 AM]
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#532836
J-Hay

Holy hell, you're stupid.

6/8/2008 7:47:52 AM
#532849


answers from a sane person would be a start.

6/8/2008 8:30:44 AM
#532852
Microraptor

Someone let this idiot know that plants make their own food, and that there were plenty of producing organisms to eat before consuming organisms came about.

Also, let him know that the endorphine release caused by eating (i.e. "food is enjoyable") is explained easily by evolution.

6/8/2008 8:35:40 AM
#532853
Beeblebrox

Isn't it also funny how alot of people enjoy eating food ...

Yeah totally. It's so weird how consuming biomass in order to sustain our lives brings us pleasure...almost as if our bodies were conditioning us to continue the behavior that keeps it alive.




Douche.

6/8/2008 8:36:36 AM
#532893
Ambrielle

This is one of the best quotes I've read in days. For once, I don't want it to be a Poe!

6/8/2008 9:33:09 AM
#532902
Joe

If we were so intelligently designed why would we need food?

6/8/2008 9:41:53 AM
#532903
Comicartist

Could you atleast try to ask a hard question. No cross that. Could you atleast try to know what the fuck you are talking about before you open your mouth on it.

The Sacred Code of Fundies.

1. We must always debate against evolution despite the fact that we don't even understand what it is and that all our arguments against it have been disproven too many times to count. But nevermind all their "evidence" and big words created to throw us of, we know we're right because a book written by bronze age goat herders tells us so.

6/8/2008 9:42:16 AM
#532908
arcturus

plants.

6/8/2008 9:49:51 AM
#532911
Amos

"life
feeds on
life
feeds on
life
feeds on
life"

6/8/2008 10:08:13 AM
#532913
Nowonmai

I guess you aren't twigged to the fact that humans don't process cellulose? Be that as it may, when the first hominids were around, they ate whatever was edible. No big mystery.

6/8/2008 10:11:43 AM
#532923
Illuminatalie

Where did the food come from? That's a GOOD question. Another question is, where did those prehistoric bacteria go to the bathroom, if there were no bathrooms back then?

6/8/2008 10:23:53 AM
#532934
Quantum Mechanic

Speaking of food, you are wasting it. Die.

6/8/2008 10:37:23 AM
#532951
Eden

Humans don´t have all the keys to open up all the different foods they eat ;)

They´re lacking the "keys" to make use of cellulose, for example (unlike rudimantia for example, who are specialised in the use of vegetable food)

6/8/2008 11:00:36 AM
#532970
aaa

100 % Pure Idiot.

6/8/2008 11:44:43 AM
#532983
KaylaKaze

This guy is replied to in a very civil manner and has his question answered. Then, in true fundie fashion, starts raving.

6/8/2008 11:58:02 AM
#532989
Eden

Originally posted by KaylaKaze

This guy is replied to in a very civil manner and has his question answered. Then, in true fundie fashion, starts raving.


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Seems like some of them cannot stand answers that don´t go like:
"Yes, your unanswerable question has convinced me that the bible is superior and must be literal true"

6/8/2008 12:10:14 PM
#532998
CeilingCat

It's = Its, stupid!

I can't make any sense of this. I personally would not have put these words in this order, but to each his own.

6/8/2008 12:31:40 PM
#533013
BuddT

And god said let their be a piggy wiggley and there and god like the piggy wiggly and he sad let their be a Winn Dixie and a food lion and stop shop so that all my Creation can eat and let their be a a Sizzler and Chinese restaurants .
And god was pleased .

6/8/2008 1:03:02 PM
#533037


Actually, I find it to be a sensible question for one who has been intellectually starved. Ignorant, but not stupid.

6/8/2008 1:24:30 PM
#533045
tmr

I thought your god made the plants before he made the sun? So, the plants were just there when everyone else came along. Don't you read your own bible?

Can you honestly be that ignorant? That blind? That...there aren't even words for the level of stupidity and making up of shit.

6/8/2008 1:30:35 PM
#533047
Firthy2002

"One thing i've not heard an answer to by evolution is where the food came from?"

For plants it's photosynthesis.

Animals hunt and/or gather.

You fail pretty basic science.

6/8/2008 1:33:02 PM
#533055
Cymro

Can't... resist... must... restrain...


FOOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!

6/8/2008 1:38:44 PM
#533059
LaBajista

what????

6/8/2008 1:41:18 PM
#533069
Mister Spak

A fundie with an IQ higher than 31 would be appreciated.

6/8/2008 2:04:02 PM
#533072
Grigadil

Food was already there, waiting to be et. Various species developed various ways of eating this food.

That's the low IQ answer, is it sufficiently low...?

6/8/2008 2:09:16 PM
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