evans,
i pity there fantisy worlds. i've read lots of physics and biology books and they are all full of silly misconceptions, for example how can e=mc squared? .... how can you make a square out of the speed of light and times it by mass to give energy? these people need the almighty more than anyone, God bless them!
by there way of thinking if you make a triangle out of gravity and divide it by density it equals temperture
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"how can you make a square out of the speed of light and times it by mass to give energy?"
And the physics professors of the world collectively groan.
"by there way of thinking if you make a triangle out of gravity and divide it by density it equals temperture"
To square something mathematically doesn't mean to "square" it geometrically you half-wit and is a perfectly acceptable thing to do. Your example here shows your complete lack of understanding of fairly basic mathematics.
I want to say "fail"...but that's not enough. I don't think that there's a single word in the English language that's adequate to convey the depth of ignorance in this post.
It's like the two biggest fails in history got together and had a horribly deformed child.
That you attempt to read science, doesn't mean that you'll understand it without some basic knowledge.
It had to be a typo. Einstein clearly meant E = MC Hammer. Also, if you approach the temperature of absolute zero, vanilla ice is formed.
New Kids on the Block are still not involved unless you're creative enough to use a formula with something cubed, which I'm not.
You read introductory science books and didn´t understand them?
Yes, it sounds like you are the perfect fundie material ;)
I always want to think no one can be that stupid. But one time I tried to explain to a fundie why you can't just hook up two generators to each other and have an eternal, unlimited power source, his response was "Friction Smiction"
I realised this morning how repulsive people like this are, science has given them everything, yet they deride it, E=mc^2 untrue? ever hear of these things called nuclear wepons? Nuclear power? The Sun? The predicitions about thses systems made my Einstien's theories correlate well with the observed resaults, unlike your fairy tales.
I pity your English teacher.
Actually E^2=P^2c^2+m^2c^4
Ask Hiroshima and Nagasaki if it isn't true.
...for example how can e=mc squared?
If you really had read "lots of physics and biology books" then you'd know how E+mc(squared). In case you require empirical proof that this equation holds true please review the happenings in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan around the middle of 1945.
"how can you make a square out of the speed of light and times it by mass to give energy?" Well, let's see:
c , the speed of light in a vacuum, is in units of meters/second.
c 2 would be in units of meters2 /second2 .
m , the rest mass, is in units of kilograms.
The result of multiplying those two figures together would be in units of kilogram-meters2 /second2 .
Joule , the base unit of energy in the SI unit system, is defined as one (1) kilogram-meter2 /second2 .
A quote by Evans from PhysForum (I submitted it to FSTDT yesterday but for some idiotic reason it wasn't accepted):
"There is only one true religion. It is Christianity.
Evolution is just a part of lame atheist propaganda, face it.
God bless you all."
Oh dear god. I'm terrible at math, but even I know that to "square" a number means to multiply it by itself*, NOT to make an actual square out of it.
*At least, this is what I remember from high school. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, which I probably am.
Jeremy Fisher is the name of a Salad Fingers character.
I somehow doubt fundies enjoy Salad Fingers.
Therefore, I imagine this is a Poe.
I'm sorry to say, the guy is serious.
For those unwilling to do the math, that mean about 90% of the worlds population is smarter then he.
Seriously, read the thread, all his posts are a goldmine of stupid. This guy must be one of the dumbest people able to use the internet.
Misunderstanding science and mathematics so thoroughly requires tremendous effort and dedication.
Did you know that all the cases you mentioned are dealing with reality, i.e. Creation? in other words, God really did it*. Only difference is, we know how. You don't, or don't wanna know.
* Provided you believe there's a God, of course!
Stupid Redneck Stereotype Award.
Spelling, bitch! Learn it!
Gah! The stupid! It burns!
*puts on anti-stupid goggles*
THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
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Oh my fucking god you have got to be kidding me.
I call poe. NO ONE can be this stupid. And if so, I tremble for the fate of humanity.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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