The closer to the King James Bible a faith is the more truth is in it.
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Which means, that the original bible versions in greek are far away from the truth, after all they´re not even written in english, like the KJV :D
Well damn, there goes the veracity (truthiness, if you will), of anything Jesus said. That guy never did get the hang of speaking English.
"The closer to the King James Bible a faith is the more truth is in it."
But, to truly maximize the truthiness of your faith, I recommend pressing it between pages of the King James Bible.
1. First, make sure you've gotten all the moisture out of your faith.
2. Then place your faith between 2 sheets of paper to protect the pages of the Bible.
3. Weigh the Bible down and wait a couple of weeks.
If you just can't wait that long to get at the truth, you can put the Bible with your faith and paper in the microwave and zap in short bursts, (30 seconds to a minute at a time, checking between to see if they're done.) Repeat until almost done, or until your faith has developed the typical fundie fear of hellfire and damnation.
[incredulous snort]
uh-huh.
ROFL!
I'm the most original :)
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Take that Otter!
@CeilingCat:
No, no.. King James was (possibly) gay or bi-sexual.
Also, he had changes made to the text as it was being translated, which explicitly goes against the final "law" at the end of Revelation, which states that no additions or subtractions are to be made.
He was just a righteous, sinless, utterly PERFECT fella, which is why the KJV bible is THE bible to be held above all others.
:P
KJV=TROOOOOF!111!!1!1!!!1!one!!11!!1!
Why, you ask? Don't question me! You are persecuting me for my beliefs!
@rubber chicken
Not enough information. We need to know the exact initial coordinates of your book (Xyi, Yyi, Zyi) and the exact final coordinates of your book (Xyf, Yyf, Zyf) and the exact coordinates of the bible (Xb, Yb, Zb), and show that:
sqrt((Xyf-Xb)^2+(Yyf-Yb)^2+(Zyf-Zb)^2) < sqrt((Xyi-Xb)^2+(Yyi-Yb)^2+(Zyi-Zb)^2)
It is, as you can see, an extremely complex process.
;)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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