So when are you atheists expecting the second coming of hitler? [...]
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Godwin's Law.
Also, dumbass, we're expecting the Second Coming of your Mom. Yea, that's right. A sex joke. Eat it, fuckhead.
Well, he said he'd come back before all the WWII vets died.
I think they're at least mostly dead.
It's safe to say he's not coming back.
*leaves*
I expect Hitler to remain quite dead forever. There might be conspiracy theories, but seriously - even if that man didn't die from the poison he supposedly ate, the fire his body was supposedly burned with or age, he would be the worlds least popular man.
*facepalm*
Wow. That set a new standard of bigotry and idiocy in here. From now on, every fundie has to be as stupid and hateful as this one. Which means we'll have to turn down roughly 96.38% of submissions, but heck, they'll catch up.
You've got that backward - we're the ones NOT expecting him to show up, while you've been waiting nearly 2,000 ... Oh, sorry, my mistake. It's just that Hitler is so similar to your fantasies about Jesus.
You've got that backward - we're the ones NOT expecting him to show up, while you've been waiting nearly 2,000 ... Oh, sorry, my mistake. It's just that Hitler is so similar to your fantasies about Jesus: someone to smite the homa'sex-y'alls, scythe down all who disobey, and have his secret police peering into everything.
You've got that backward - we're the ones NOT expecting him to show up, while you've been waiting nearly 2,000 ... Oh, sorry, my mistake. It's just that Hitler is so similar to your fantasies about Jesus: someone to smite the homa'sex-y'alls, scythe down all who disobey, and have his secret police peering into everything.
You've got that backward - we're the ones NOT expecting him to show up, while you've been waiting nearly 2,000 ... Oh, sorry, my mistake. It's just that Hitler is so similar to your fantasies about Jesus: someone to smite the homa'sex-y'alls, scythe down all who disobey, and have his secret police peering into everything.
We're not. One, Hitler was a christian. Two, he was a human being, although a disgusting example of one, and he will not return to this planet. For that, the human race is quite grateful.
Hitler isn't expected to have a second coming any more than my grandmother.
You cannot apply your mythological fantasies to others; it just doesn't work that way.
See, an atheist believes that when someone dies...brace yourself for this...THEY'RE DEAD. No jaunts back on the topside of the soil, no voicemails from beyond, no "just kidding!" D-E-A-D. Hard to have a second coming with that.
Further, he was a Christian, not an atheist. "Gott mit uns"(sp?) anyone? Like it or no, he's yours, buckwheat.
By the time there's a highway between the realm of the dead and the realm of the living, of course. He will then arrive by riding a donkey while wearing a cowboy hat upside down, and his mustache will be boomerang shaped. Behind him is an army of talking oranges and dancing canvases.
Hitler was Christian.
Next!
"So when are you atheists expecting the second coming of hitler? [...]"
Hitler's dead. Has been for some time now. Missed that news bulletin did ya? Despite what your mythology claims, people do not return from the dead.
Because clearly, not believing in God has a direct correlation with supporting racism, intolerance, and genocide. Clearly. Really now. How often do you see an atheist supporting genocide. Many, many genocides are claimed to be "in the name of God". So...you might wanna rethink that one. Just a bit.
It depends:
a) when pigs fly
b) when Hell freezes over
c) Friturday the twelveteenth of Junember
d) as we say in French, during the week of four Thursdays (la semaine des quatre jeudis)
e) whenever he gets around to it
Take your pick...
Seriously, folks, this is one of the most retarded Fundy whopper I've seen: the way derkzukenval so closely maps his belief system onto another displays ignorance of stunning depth.
Come again?
(I'm witty today...)
So when are the fundies expecting the second coming of Hitler?
Adolf believed he was doing 'the Lord's work' with the Satanic 'Final Solution'.
Derkzukenval should take history lessons - and not in a fundy Christian or homeschool.
We're not. He's dead. And I, for one, do not want him coming back anyway. Unlike you Christianists, atheists know that once someone's body has ceased functioning in every sense, they don't come back.
"So when are you atheists expecting the second coming of hitler?"
You FAIL. Firstly, compared to, say, Richard Dawkins, Hitler was a Christian. Proof?:
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Secondly, Hitler has as much chance of coming back as does your Jesus.
Never, as he was a Christian Creationist.
We do hope for a second coming of Ghandi, Raoul Wallenberg, or Henri Dunant.
They weren't atheists, but they did much good for many people, regardless of faith and nationality.
"So when are you atheists expecting the second coming of hitler?"
Oh, I dunno. But - speaking as a left -wing Atheist - when you consider that...
Hitler hated the Left-wing. You hate the Left-wing.
Hitler hated homosexuals. You hate homosexuals.
Hitler hated abortion. You hate abortion.
Hitler hated democracy. You hate democracy.
Hitler hated black people (Jesse Owens, 1936 Berlin Olympics). You hate President Obama.
Hitler hated anything 'liberal'. You hate Liberals.
Hitler hated Atheists. You hate Atheists.
Hitler was a Christian:
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You are a Christian.
Hitler was a right-winger.... [/Reverse Godwin]
...you tell me.
Oh, burn! You totally got us. Yes, we do worship Hitler, and we also eat babies every meal of the day and seek only to destroy Christianity and not Islam.
The most ridiculous part of all this, apart from the assumption that Atheists admire Hitler(far from it)is that all religions have to have a parallel belief to the Christian counterpart. Buddha or Mohammed have to be the children of God or God himself, there should be a kind of dogma for atheists, and now atheists are supposed to wait for a Messiah. Wake up!!!, different system, different beliefs, different stuff.
Any day now, if this goes on and the United States continues its slow decline into hysterical stupidity.
Some of us like to call him "Nehemiah Scudder." He'll be a good Christian conservative, just like you.
Soooooooooon. Very sooooooooon. We're in the last days.
The fact that Hitler is a) dead and b) was nothing remotely resembling an atheist does not matter. Well, reality has never bothered you rapture retards, so why should I let it bother me?
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