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find it funny that not a soul on either side of this column would believe that an aircraft carrier evolved from a piece of iron which happened to develop in a unique way in a swamp somewhere in an ancient world could fathom that mankind which is many times more complex than any existing technology came about in that manner. I believe as kkkkatie, if I live my life as if God is real and He isn't then I've lost nothing, those who live as if He doesn't exist and He does, they have lost everything.

sy1508, Blurtit 37 Comments [6/11/2008 6:04:32 AM]
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Niobe

Pascal's Wagner LOL WHUT

6/11/2008 6:07:10 AM

Feminazi

No one is this stupid.

6/11/2008 6:11:09 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

A piece of iron cannot "evolve" into anything because IT IS NOT ALIVE and DOES NOT REPRODUCE.

In order for evolution to happen, the subject must be alive and able to procreate, thereby passing along its genetic information from one generation to the next.

Pokemon is not a friggin' documentary.


Also, your God knows that you're just hedging your bets, and you've already been booked on a one way trip on the Hellbound Express. Congrats. :)

6/11/2008 6:15:45 AM

Wet Walnuts

Aircraft carriers aren't living things, dumbass.

Misunderstanding of evolution + Pascal's Wager = Epic Fail.

6/11/2008 6:25:27 AM



Aircraft carriers evolved from canoes via well-known natural processes.

However, they did not follow natural selection per se, as they cannot technically reproduce on their own.

If I live my life as a good person, and you do, and it turns out Hinduism was the one true religion, we're both fucked.

thus spakeneth the Agnostic's Wager.

6/11/2008 6:28:25 AM

aaa

LOLWUT?

6/11/2008 6:35:20 AM

Dr. Gus

BWAHAHA are you trying to apply the Theory of Evolution to objects?
Are you retarded or just too damn ignorant?

6/11/2008 6:49:00 AM

Johannes9126

Paschal Wagner wants to have a word with you...

6/11/2008 7:48:15 AM

ArgleBargle

I believe as kkkkatie

Nuff said.

6/11/2008 8:45:45 AM

Kayu

Pascal's Wagner, got it memorized?

6/11/2008 9:04:12 AM

Laura

An aircraft carrier is not a living thing, stupid. I think actually being alive may be a major requirement for evolution. Jesus you suck.

6/11/2008 9:07:01 AM

Nowonmai

I will say it slowly

Evolution

isn't

about

inanimate

objects.

Clear yet?

6/11/2008 9:26:14 AM

anevilmeme

Has one of these fundtards ever explained how evolution means God doesn't exist?

6/11/2008 10:09:17 AM

redfergus

You're making a bet that God is real? That doesn't sound very Christian.

By the way, readers, it's not Pascal's Wagner. It's Wager, also known as Pascal's Gambit. Wagner was a composer, but I don't know if he and Pascal knew each other.

fergus

6/11/2008 10:15:31 AM

CeilingCat

"I believe as kkkkatie"

Alrighty then! That about says it all right there!

6/11/2008 12:07:22 PM

Princess Rot

Meth and Internet do not mix well.

6/11/2008 12:20:04 PM

Doctor Whom

If God is real, but you're worshiping the wrong God, then you may have lost everything, too. Subhan Allah!

6/11/2008 12:22:13 PM

Mister Spak

"if I live my life as if God is real and He isn't then I've lost nothing,"

Except the ability to earn a living outside the fast food industry.

6/11/2008 12:35:21 PM

Ambrielle

Say what?

6/11/2008 12:47:40 PM

Grigadil

god does not like people who hedge their bets.

6/11/2008 1:00:10 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

if I live my life as if God is real and He isn't then I've lost nothing

You wouldn't be the least bit upset to have dedicated the entirety of the only life you get to an utter falsehood? Also, cue the humourous cartoon of all the things you lose if you're part of the Christian cult.

6/11/2008 1:14:33 PM

Horsefeathers

"find it funny that not a soul on either side of this column would believe that an aircraft carrier evolved from a piece of iron which happened to develop in a unique way in a swamp somewhere in an ancient world could fathom that mankind which is many times more complex than any existing technology came about in that manner."

That's not how evolution works for a number of reasons, all of which should be completely obvious if you had a clue what evolution actually is.

"I believe as kkkkatie, if I live my life as if God is real and He isn't then I've lost nothing, those who live as if He doesn't exist and He does, they have lost everything."

If there's a Hell I hope Pascal is in it for foisting such a horrendously illogical and poorly conceived concept on us.

6/11/2008 2:15:49 PM

tmr

Are you for real? Did you really just attempt to compare man made machinery with evolution? I can't really tell because this is a paragraph that no intellect is involved in, but I think that's what you attempted to say.

Sometimes, I wonder how your god created a person such as you.

6/11/2008 2:22:32 PM

JAL

Unless it's the wrong god and then you are so screwed.

6/11/2008 2:27:02 PM

emau99

Apples and oranges, sy. Aircraft carriers are inanimate objects--they don't grow and they don't reproduce. Therefore they can't evolve.

Which of the "one true Gods" do you worship?

6/11/2008 2:37:03 PM
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