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The theory of evolution is just that, a theory. It has not been proved and it never will be. There is no need to investigate this topic using "science" when it is clearly answered in Genesis. Furthermore, science is a manifestation of the devil fabricated to undermine God and his beautiful gift to all mankind. My advice to you my Christian brother is: Love your god and your country in that order and never doubt the decisions of either.

Bart2461, Conservapedia 52 Comments [6/11/2008 6:11:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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NecroVMX

Never doubt the decisions of your country.

Hear that fundies? You can shut up about things like abortions, gay marriages and such.

6/11/2008 6:14:04 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Theory =/= hypothesis

It is a theory BECAUSE it's been proven. It is backed up by facts and reality.


"Be a mindless sheep and follow the nice man into the slaughterhouse."

6/11/2008 6:18:24 AM

Feminazi

The theory of evolution is just that, a theory.
Theories are supported by evidence and facts.

6/11/2008 6:19:20 AM

Dr. Gus

Excuse me? So because it's a theory (with plenty of scientific backup) a FAIRY TALE is more credible?
Don't make me laugh!

6/11/2008 6:21:59 AM

Microraptor

So... gravity is a tool of Satan?

6/11/2008 6:26:36 AM



One nation...

6/11/2008 6:26:45 AM

john smith

Come on, this evolution is just a theory thing is getting old really-really fast!

6/11/2008 6:29:44 AM

Bowen

"science is a manifestation of the devil"

But that won't stop you from using your computer, will it?

6/11/2008 6:32:26 AM

C in TX

Your country has decided that evolution is the truth and they teach it in their schools...oops. Guess you failed in that.

And they wonder why we speak up when the lines of church and state get blurred?

Idiot.

6/11/2008 6:37:06 AM

aaa

Why are you on a computer?

6/11/2008 6:50:50 AM

shadoom

"Love your god and your country in that order"

What about your neighbor?

6/11/2008 6:52:10 AM



Wow, this devil character sounds like a great guy. He brought knowledge, logical thought, and empirical evidence to mankind. Since this undermines your god one would therefore assume your god wants to keep man stupid, ignorant, and living in primitive conditions.

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I think you're worsipping the wrong supernatural character there.

6/11/2008 7:09:20 AM

toothache

Marching proudly into the Dark Ages award!

6/11/2008 7:49:03 AM

Jack Bauer

My advice to you, my Christian brother, is a long walk down a short pier.

6/11/2008 8:22:37 AM

Darn

Stop
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using
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the
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Internet
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NOW!

It was designed by scientist and therefore of the devil !!!!

6/11/2008 8:41:25 AM

ArgleBargle

Complete misunderstanding of the scientific meaning of theory, followed by a literal interpretation of the Genesis, topped with a taliban brand anti-scientific sentiment and blind nationalism. I'd cry Poe if it weren't the fact that this tripe came from Conservapedia.

6/11/2008 8:43:52 AM

Thammuz

My advice to you my Christian brother is: Do what i say, shut the fuck up and be a good sheep to the slaughter.

6/11/2008 8:47:19 AM

Cosmic Muffin

Jawohl, mein Fuehrer!

6/11/2008 9:33:28 AM

FMG

Yeah all the genetics is just baloney...

Science is a manifestation of the devil? I don't think you should be using our Internet when you claim that is "of teh debil".


6/11/2008 9:36:20 AM

Comicartist

Now shut up and be a good little sheep.

6/11/2008 9:56:08 AM

anevilmeme

"The theory of evolution is just that , a theory."

Just like gravity or magnetism.

"It has not been proved and it never will be."

The word theory doesn't mean what you think it means.

"Furthermore, science is a manifestation of the devil fabricated to undermine God and his beautiful gift to all mankind."

This has to be the fundie money quote of all time.

6/11/2008 10:07:17 AM

nuke

you know, stuff like this makes me want to edit (or write) an article on gravity and how it's just a therory on Conservapedia.

6/11/2008 10:10:18 AM

Jesus Klingon

Love your god and your country in that order and never doubt the decisions of either.

That's called fascism, not conservatism.

6/11/2008 11:16:29 AM

Demonaphia

Even if Genesis was correct, it would not be sufficient. However, it is incorrect. Thus we search elsewhere.

6/11/2008 12:09:13 PM

Better than you are

@nuke

You're too late.

Check out the talk page. It's hilarious!

6/11/2008 12:23:14 PM
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