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"Science" is a human method of determining truth. The Bible is a Divine method of revealing truth. Thus, where science and the Bible conflict, it is because science is flawed.

NVConservative, Conservapedia 36 Comments [6/11/2008 10:20:49 AM]
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All this on a computer...

6/11/2008 10:30:30 AM

"Science" is a human method of determining truth. The Koran is a Divine method of revealing truth. Thus, where science and the Koran conflict, it is because science is flawed."

Fixed for Allah and his one true prophet, Muhammad.

6/11/2008 10:35:28 AM


Or your God is a liar.

6/11/2008 11:03:58 AM

Doctor Whom

How many legs does an insect have?

6/11/2008 11:06:42 AM


The bible is a tool for oppression, filled up with childish and foolish craps in order to lobotomize people.

6/11/2008 11:36:06 AM

Princess Rot

Hmm. What does pi equal, then?

6/11/2008 12:00:23 PM


We never consider the other possibility, do we? Can you even conceptualize it, or is it like the tesseract for you?

6/11/2008 12:00:59 PM


Conservapedia that explains a lot, I bet they think Red State Update and Landover Baptist aren't parody.

6/11/2008 12:07:17 PM


That's it, I'm calling my High School Algebra teacher and telling her that Pi really does equal 3!

6/11/2008 12:08:24 PM

Mister Spak

Count them bug legs, boy!

6/11/2008 12:20:37 PM

Sheik yer Bouti


And might I add, when the bible contradicts the koran, it is because the Bible is flawed.

6/11/2008 12:23:39 PM


You are banned from any proceeds of science.

6/11/2008 12:36:53 PM


Shun the fruits of science, then. The fact that you even have a bible to [mis-]read can be attributed to a whole sequence of scientific principles which led to the printing press.

Other than that, you are now a naked ape without any tools, shelter, fire, or redeeming intelligence.

6/11/2008 12:55:41 PM

The Bible says that Heaven is made up of water.

Science says the sky is a heterogenous mixture of gases surroundin Earth, and beyond it is space.

According to reality, the Bible is wrong.

6/11/2008 1:36:30 PM

Wet Walnuts

The Bible is a Divine method of revealing truth.

No, it's a book written by a whole bunch of Jewish and Greek guys over a long period of time.

6/11/2008 2:20:01 PM


As usual, if science, reality or whatever contradicts the bible, science, reality or whatever must be wrong


6/11/2008 2:24:52 PM


You're just a bit off kilter. But, I suppose a life time of worshiping a mythical being will do that to a person.

6/11/2008 2:33:28 PM


Then go back to worship the fire and other stuff you don`t understand fundie or just stick to your flawed book :/ (I would take the fire :S)

6/11/2008 3:15:49 PM

Lefty Link

Yeah, science is flawed. It takes facts and evidence to draw conclusions. The bible spews nonsense for people to interpret and makes claims that are proven false. But yeah, it's the truth!

6/11/2008 3:21:16 PM


Uh, the Bible is a load of made-up stories written by bronze age goat herders who can't write good fiction.

6/11/2008 3:34:53 PM


"According to reality, the Bible is wrong."
Well, I would EXPECT reality to say something like that, now. Reality thinks he's so smart, but God's gonna fix his wagon.

6/11/2008 3:36:43 PM


In my experience Divine Truth(TM) equals bullshit.
I'll put my stock in science.

6/11/2008 5:12:46 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Try posting that on the internet without science.

6/11/2008 5:35:50 PM

David D.G.

Okay, on a scale of 1 to 5, this is the sort of post that just screams that it needs to be rated an 18. At least.

~David D.G.

6/11/2008 5:47:57 PM

Dr. Gus

Science and religion are not compatible, dimwit.
If you don't agree with science go live under a rock, but please don't be hypocritical and use all modern commodities that there are BECAUSE of science.

6/11/2008 5:55:38 PM

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