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Well, today I had to stay after my college ended in order to finish up a project that's due tomorrow (fun). Everything went fine, I packed up to leave, and went to wash the conte off my hands when something on the table caught my attention. There was a big paper lying on the sink table, with various doodles on it. I saw a cross drawn on there, and thought that was pretty cool, but right near it there was one of those darwin fish. Maybe it's just me, but something about those things just makes me want to take some kind of action as soon as I see one. I always try to tract the vehicles that have those on their bumper, but I couldn't do that in this situation. And since conte isn't really erasable, I couldn't annihilate it . I thought maybe I could alter it in some way instead...
As you can see, I turned the legs into crosses and went with the most obvious choice of composition [crosses]. Just a neat little thing I wanted to share.

le hibou sage, RR 47 Comments [6/11/2008 8:25:30 PM]
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Tallon

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A perfect example of intolerance.

6/11/2008 8:27:32 PM

Brian-sama

Wait a minute. You try to "tract" the vehicles that sport Darwin fish? As in, you follow them to their destinations? Then what? What you're doing is morally and legally wrong.

Besides, it's not like your "Jesus fish" is at all an original symbol. Turn it 90 degrees and what do you get? Let's just say there's a reason why you're putting it on your car horizontally.

6/11/2008 8:33:17 PM

threshold

You stalk people because of their bumper sticker selection. Well done.

6/11/2008 8:35:05 PM

pillow

wait till he sees my science rocket fish

6/11/2008 8:35:17 PM

emau99

So I guess you'd be OK with somebody messing with the cross? You know, the cross can be turned into a swastika with very little effort...that'd be cool, right?

6/11/2008 8:37:11 PM

Damen

I'm willing to bet that when he says "tract" vehicles with Darwin fishes he really means sticking religious flyers where the driver will see them (likely refering to Chick Tracts).

But it's nice to see these people aren't above messing with someone else's doodles because they're threatening to their beliefs.

Asses.

6/11/2008 8:37:42 PM

Mahollinder

Wait a minute, isn't the fish in the picture a Christian symbol?

6/11/2008 8:37:48 PM

Skaloop

Did you just "annihilate" another student's project?

6/11/2008 8:38:02 PM

F.O.D

Tract them = like, scripture spamming them, people. Don't get all creeped out coz you think they're a stalker. Get creeped out because they believe in an invisible sky wizard.

6/11/2008 8:38:58 PM

Lefty Link

Wow, you sound mature. When you "tract" a vehicle, what is that accomplishing? Do you think the person will simply read it, love it, and dance on over to your side? That's not how it works.

6/11/2008 8:39:49 PM



It's clever how you turned a symbol of our 'religion' back into a symbol of your religion...

Or maybe it evolved claws.

6/11/2008 8:53:51 PM

Pyroclasm

Stalking for Jesus?

6/11/2008 8:56:22 PM



After reading the actual page, I have concluded that this person worships a giant fish god who is annihilating some crosses from the last popular religion.


Still don't know what the fuck 'conte' is. Sounds dirty.

6/11/2008 8:56:23 PM

Illuminatalie

I still think that going to libraries and drawing moustaches on pictures of Darwin would be more effective.

6/11/2008 9:00:23 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Heresy in progress! Must destroy! Must destroy!

6/11/2008 9:04:01 PM

pete

WTF! They have finger painting in "college"? Must be a "Christian" school.

6/11/2008 9:11:27 PM

Brian-sama

Ah. I guess I didn't realize they had "verbed" the word "tract" now. Considering the typically horrible spelling and grammar of RR posters, it's not like we were out of line to assume he meant "track."

Putting tracts on people's cars is pretty damn obnoxious. Personally, I never notice things on my windshield until after I've gotten in my car, which means I have to get back out just to get the damn thing off.

6/11/2008 9:12:08 PM

aaa

SPAM 4 JAYZUZ!

6/11/2008 9:12:28 PM

GigaGuess

So...you're faith is so weak that you can't abide your symbol being near a symbol you disagree with. On another person's (Like...y'know...not yours...) notebook. Niiiiice.

6/11/2008 9:18:49 PM

SWGM

@ 571597: Conte refers to conte crayons, sticks of compressed charcoal or pigments used by artists. And it is dirty, though maybe not in the way you were thinking. ;)

Artistic fundies make me even sadder than regular fundies, for some reason.



6/11/2008 9:19:04 PM

Qreg

That's just creepy.

6/11/2008 9:20:11 PM

szena

Of course if someone did that to a cross, lhs would call it persecution of Christians.


6/11/2008 9:26:46 PM

daken

congrats, you got bent out of shape over someones doodles, and made more work for yourself.

Oh, and the tracking of cars with the fish on them, ya, that makes me want to buy a gun, just in case you find me

6/11/2008 9:34:30 PM

tmr

I ever catch you putting that shit on my car you'll burn along with the paper. Your freedom of speech does not trump mine. Or anyone else's.

What are you doing in a college anyway? I thought the only education fundies needed came from their bible?

6/11/2008 9:40:15 PM

sofia the antichrist

This make me want to cover my car in Darwin Fish just to piss this dude off.

6/11/2008 9:52:24 PM
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