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Quote# 40753

(about 2/3 of the way down in the comments. There's more but I figured this was batshit insane enough to call it. BTW read the article - it's a late but pretty funny critique of the creation museum).

If you CAN believe in dinosaurs, why can't I believe in creationism. An idiot calling another an idiot. Get a life. THE MOST STUPID THING ANY MAN CAN BELIEVE IS IN THE STORY OF EVOLUTION. A lucky MONKEY DEVELOPED INTO A MAN WHO CAN THINK, COMMUNICATE, CREATE AND DO OTHER INCREDIBLE THINGS. NEVERTHELESS, it is strange that in the vast animal kingdom there was only one lucky monkey that decided to develope into us. THE OTHER MONKEYS DECIDED TO STAY DUMB. It SOUNDS LIKE CREATIONISM TO ME. IF YOU CONSIDER CREATIONISM DUMB, JUST GO TO A ZOO AND WATCH THE MONKEYS. THERE IS NO TRUE IN THAT WHAT SO EVER. I PREFER TO BELIEVE IN THE CREATIONISM THEORY THAN IN THAT Bullshit BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AROUND YOU AND EXAMINE THE ANIMALS. It IS CLEARLY APPARENT THAT THE ONLY LIVING THINGS WITH REASON ARE HUMANS. THE ONLY REASON ANIMALS HAVE IS THE ONE WE ATTRIBUTE TO THEM. THUS, THE ONLY ONE REASONING THEIR REASONING IS US. ANIMALS DON'T REASON. THUS, CREATIONISM HAS ITS FACTS. It IS NOT all FACTS. It IS TRUE. I believe it SHOULD NOT BE BELIEVE LITERALLY. It IS TRUE. BUT DON'T TRY TO SELL YOUR BS SCIENCE AS PERFECT EITHER. WE HAVE CAR, AIRPLANES, AND KNOW ABOUT THE SUN AND ABOUT THE MOON BECAUSE OF OUR REASON TO SEARCH THAT WHICH IS GREATER THAN US (GOD). PEOPLE who STOP BELIEVING IN GOD BECOME DUMB ANIMALS. It IS STILL NOT PROVEN LITERALLY WHETHER THE EARTH IS NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE STILL EXPANDING. THUS, THERE IS NO CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AS YET. THUS, YOU CAN'T SAY THE EARTH IS OR IS NOT OR WILL NOT BE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. PEACE.

jorgipogi, Demonbaby Blog 63 Comments [6/11/2008 9:28:16 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
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#538178
Kayu

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

6/11/2008 9:25:17 PM
#538183
Bass X0

i can't be bothered reading the fundie word salad in caps. whats he saying?

6/11/2008 9:26:24 PM
#538187
Illuminatalie

I like the way you emphasized just a few words by putting them in lower caps.

6/11/2008 9:28:51 PM
#538193
daken

Notice how the capitalization seems to stop at certain places and then pick up again. This guy must have the first schizophrenic capslock key.

Now on to his "logic" Just randomly shouting that something is bs, because you prefer anouther school of thought is a flawed concept.

Don't think animals reason, I invite you to watch my cat as he walks around the house, and the inventive ways he finds to operate the artifacts he finds

So, being an atheist I am a dumb animal am I. The NM acreitdation board would like a word with you.

6/11/2008 9:30:37 PM
#538196
tmr

Not worth the brain cells it would take to decipher.

6/11/2008 9:31:04 PM
#538200
aaa

Shut the fuck up.

6/11/2008 9:31:51 PM
#538205
Horsefeathers

Caps lock doesn't make you right.

6/11/2008 9:33:24 PM
#538206
Ozzie

OMG, I have a splitting headache from that rant.

6/11/2008 9:33:49 PM
#538212
El Guapo

Vacuous.

6/11/2008 9:35:11 PM
#538216


ALL I HEAR IS, "BLAHBLAH FROM IGNORANCE, BLAHBLAH FROM DESIGN, BLAHBLAHBLAH ASSERTION BLAHBLAH TOTALLY MISUNDERSTANDING MOST OF SCIENCE"

ALSO I GUESS IT'S REALLY WINDY OVER THERE!

6/11/2008 9:37:00 PM
#538231
Illuminatalie

"Not worth the brain cells it would take to decipher."
Oh God, no.

6/11/2008 9:43:38 PM
#538234
Trilobiter

"Holy SHIT! A Caps Lock button! This thing is AMAZING!"

6/11/2008 9:44:37 PM
#538237
Mike


6/11/2008 9:46:29 PM
#538246
JonathanE

"IT IS NOT ALL FACTS, IT'S TRUE"

Fundamentalism in a nutshell.

6/11/2008 9:49:35 PM
#538257


I believe in dinosaurs, you believe in creationism. Obviously, both have the same amount of evidence....right?

MONKEYS CAN THINK TOO, UNLIKE YOU!
IF YOU WANT PROOF THAT MONKEYS ARE AS SMART AS HUMANS, LOOK AT YOUR POST!

6/11/2008 9:56:38 PM
#538261


CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

6/11/2008 9:59:59 PM
#538264


tl;dr

6/11/2008 10:01:31 PM
#538274
Papabear

Blah.

6/11/2008 10:11:14 PM
#538283
cool cats

YES! I CAN SEE HOW USING THE CAPS LOCK PROVES YOUR POINT!










Well, not really...

6/11/2008 10:16:00 PM
#538286
Max

TL,DR.

BTW, if you put all the no-caps-locked words in order, it says 'it is strange that in the vast animal kingdom there was only one lucky monkey that decided to develope into us...bullshit...it all it i believe it who it'. An insight, perhaps?

6/11/2008 10:18:15 PM
#538289
protowhalepig

A lucky MONKEY DEVELOPED INTO A MAN WHO CAN THINK, COMMUNICATE, CREATE AND DO OTHER INCREDIBLE THINGS.

Monkeys can do all of those things, just not as well as humans can.

Well, some humans anyway.

6/11/2008 10:20:50 PM
#538297
SurfinSeaOtter

This makes my eyes bleed

6/11/2008 10:24:21 PM
#538302
Darn

Hmm, is this the famous Enigma code ???

I can see how it took some years to crack this :)

6/11/2008 10:25:52 PM
#538309
anevilmeme

Sing along now... "So long and thanks for all the fish......."

6/11/2008 10:29:18 PM
#538314
Brian-sama

"THUS, CREATIONISM HAS ITS FACTS. It IS NOT all FACTS. It IS TRUE. I believe it SHOULD NOT BE BELIEVE LITERALLY. It IS TRUE. "

This part totally blew my mind.

1) Creationism is based on facts.
2) But not all of it!
3) It is the truth!
4) But don't take it literally!
5) It is the truth!

What the heck?

6/11/2008 10:33:07 PM
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