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#537604
Aethernaut
Then logically shouldn't that lead you to the conclusion that the Bible is wrong? Oh wait, I sometimes forget that you lot are immune to logic, reason, and reality.
6/11/2008 2:40:59 PM
#537610
Ambrielle
??????
6/11/2008 2:48:42 PM
#537611
tmr
Well then, your bible is wrong. Yet, you don't see it. My plants are alive, and many of them died over the weekend when we were flooded. They pollinate and every year I have new perennials that I did not plant. That is how they spread their lives.
Look around you in the fall. Then look again in the spring.
Then use your brain.
6/11/2008 2:48:48 PM
#537614
JohnnyBGod
Wow, this is the clearest case of "If reality disagrees with the bible then reality is wrong" that I've seen yet. How do these people tie their shoes in the morning?
6/11/2008 2:51:00 PM
#537615
Prager
Is that because they don't have 'souls'? And to be seriously honest, most of the stuff I chop up and put in salads has more life and purpose than e.g. the posters on sites like rapture ready.
6/11/2008 2:51:35 PM
#537616
freako104
Scientifically they are organisms.They do live and die
6/11/2008 2:51:51 PM
#537617
Philbert McAdamia
Biblically Pi=3
6/11/2008 2:51:54 PM
#537622
Ephraim the Retarded Rabbit
Because we all know that Bronze-Age high priests were experts in the field of biology.
6/11/2008 2:55:18 PM
#537623
Justin
Pi = 3, and insects have four legs. Once again, the bible is fictional, and you should realize that.
6/11/2008 2:55:35 PM
#537624
Cosmic Muffin
`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
6/11/2008 2:55:35 PM
#537629
approximate
Is that why vegetables like yourself think they'll live forever if they just bend over for an imaginary Sky Daddy?
6/11/2008 2:58:48 PM
#537635
If the Bible said that soda cans were the spawn of Brazilian poison dart frogs, would....
Who am I kidding, you would believe that.
6/11/2008 3:02:51 PM
#537645
Lefty Link
Bible /= reality
6/11/2008 3:08:04 PM
#537658
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Yeah, so? Biblically, bats are birds, rabbits chew cud, insects have four legs, pi = 3, the entire world can be viewed from the top of a high mountain, if goats mate near a striped stick they'll have striped offspring, and demons cause illness.
And then you get into the really crazy stuff.
6/11/2008 3:13:03 PM
#537659
Ozzie
Didn't Jesus get mad at and then kill a fig tree?
6/11/2008 3:13:27 PM
#537660
Ozzie
Didn't Jesus get mad at and then kill a fig tree?
6/11/2008 3:13:39 PM
#537663
Ozzie
Sorry about double post
6/11/2008 3:14:13 PM
#537675
Falconer
Ozzie: Yes, yes he did. And then he tried to turn his Hulk moment into a teachable moment for the disciples, and a not-so-veiled threat.
6/11/2008 3:19:49 PM
#537684
Papabear
Well, yet another reason to consider the Bible a steaming pile.
6/11/2008 3:24:13 PM
#537688
Dr. Gus
There you go... will you join the sensible non-loony crowd now?
6/11/2008 3:25:23 PM
#537691
Illuminatalie
As far as I remember, in one version of the story, Jesus cursed the fig tree and it was immediately withered. In another version, it took a week or so to wither. In another version, he just warned the fig tree to have figs 'next time'. And another version has Jesus telling the story of a man who warned his fig tree.
So, somewhere, some place, there was a fig tree. That's all we know for sure.
6/11/2008 3:26:32 PM
#537692
Firthy2002
Just another reason why the Bible is wrong.
6/11/2008 3:27:22 PM
#537702
Mister Spak
Another reason to use the bible as compost.
6/11/2008 3:32:57 PM
#537719
Empress
And you believe this book...why, again?
6/11/2008 3:37:26 PM
#537732
Methologica
That's okay, it just means your wrong.
6/11/2008 3:44:39 PM
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