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The questions about Barack Obama just keep coming. This guy is dirty. He’s also not just a lefty but an America hater. Was that gaffe regarding 57 states a mistake? Isn’t 57 the number of recognized Islamic states in the world?

Don’t vote for this guy!

BertWheeler, Free Republic 41 Comments [6/11/2008 2:32:58 PM]
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Mr Blur

No, it's the number of working brain cells in your head.

6/11/2008 2:48:18 PM

Ambrielle

Here's a question: how stupid do you have to be to be a Freeper?

6/11/2008 2:50:52 PM

tmr

No one said anything about 57 states. There are, however, more than 50 territories. DC is a territory unto itself; ever hear them say "the fifty states and the District of Columbia"? Puerto Rico is not a state, it is a territory. There's also Guam and the US Virgin Islands. I don't know them all and don't claim to. But, whatever you are referring to, I am sure they did not use the word "states"; they used a phrase indicating the number of primaries held in states and territories.

So, you are the one making mistakes. Therefore, you must be the one that hates America. If you loved it, you'd know that there are territories as well as states.

6/11/2008 2:54:20 PM

emau99

The name "Bert Wheeler" has 11 letters in it. Add that to 2008, and you get 2019, which is 2018 plus 1, 18 is 6 + 6 + 6, or 666...the number of the beast.

Obviously, this means that, Bert Wheeler will reveal himself to be the antichrist in 2019!

Now, to put this into some nifty quatrain...


6/11/2008 2:56:36 PM

Philbert McAdamia

57, hmmm, the same number of varieties Heinz ketchup claims, HEINZ = Kerry's wife -
the same number of communists in congress (Manch. Candidate) - and I once knew a guy who drove ----
a '57 CHEVY!!!!

coincidence? G-d moves in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.

Help, help - the Paranoids are after me!

6/11/2008 2:57:47 PM

approximate

Most of all...he's black!

6/11/2008 3:00:53 PM



*gasp* Not Islam!

6/11/2008 3:03:16 PM

Lefty Link

My mother was born in '57! Oh noes!

6/11/2008 3:09:44 PM



Oh, yes, don't vote for Obama because of his policies, his positions on certain issues, his political background, or because you're a staunch Republican. Nope, you shouldn't vote for him because he's secretly a Muslim terrorist. Gotta love the reasoning behind this.

6/11/2008 3:10:31 PM


Papabear

Bert Wheeler is an ignorant and stupid asshat. Don't listen to this guy!

6/11/2008 3:26:00 PM

fredrick

I've heard rumors that Barack Obama has fathered TWO BLACK children with a BLACK woman!!

6/11/2008 3:39:31 PM

John

Obama: How can I worship Allah without the American people knowing about it? I know - there are 57 Islamic states in the world, so I'll just slip in this comment about 57 states. Allah will get the reference, but it'll go over the heads of the dumb American Christians.

Wheeler: Aha! Thought you'd get away with it, did you? Well, your little game is exposed!

6/11/2008 3:50:52 PM

aaa

Yet, he wins.

6/11/2008 4:31:20 PM

LAchlan

Yeah, he hates America so much he wants to be president. Personally I'd just leave a country if I hated it that much.

6/11/2008 5:10:59 PM

booley

"Isn’t 57 the number of recognized Islamic states in the world?"

Uhh sure.

And that Bump to his wife was a secret Jihadist hand shake.

And Rachel Ray's scarf in that Dunkins Donuts commercial was a message to destroy Israel.

No, you're not crazy. The voices in your head say you're not.

6/11/2008 5:22:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Isn’t 57 the number of recognized Islamic states in the world? "

no

6/11/2008 5:34:04 PM

The Watcher

"Isn’t 57 the number of recognized Islamic states in the world?"

Recognized by whom?

6/11/2008 5:52:40 PM

Osiris

Wrong. There are fifty-two nations that contain a Muslim majority, and only a handful of those are actual "Islamic States".

6/11/2008 6:35:54 PM

gamerchick

"Isn’t 57 the number of recognized Islamic states in the world?"

[citation needed]

6/11/2008 6:48:31 PM

Old Viking

Freepers always have compelling arguments to offer.

6/11/2008 6:51:51 PM

avowed_cynic

What is with the Islamic states bit? That just makes no sense at all.

6/11/2008 6:52:32 PM

Mister Spak

No, that's a kind of catsup. You must repeat your classes at hamburger U.

6/11/2008 6:54:53 PM

Falconer

"What is with the Islamic states bit? That just makes no sense at all."

All I've got is Obama said something about having visited X states on the campaign trail and having Y to go, where X+Y>50, so ZOMG!!

And I am crumduggered with bogglement that in a campaign season so thick and full of dogwhistles, the only one this guy catches is the one that isn't actually there.

6/11/2008 7:33:13 PM

tracer

fredrick wrote:

"I've heard rumors that Barack Obama has fathered TWO BLACK children with a BLACK woman!!"


Wouldn't they only be 3/4-black children?
Obaba is only half-black, like Halley Berry.

6/11/2008 9:14:10 PM
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