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#537935
Brian-sama
Somebody has never seen a spider.
6/11/2008 6:37:59 PM
#537943
Jae
Imagine how boring nature would be if this was true! Sure some creatures share a few common traits... thanks to a few common ancestors... which leads us to... evolution. Cheers fundie, thanks for the input.
6/11/2008 6:39:29 PM
#537944
Terry Stroud
Several points...
1. Spiders
2. Anteater
3. Flounder or many types of bottom dweller fish
4. Insects of all kinds.
5. A light-year is a measure of distance.....fucknut
6/11/2008 6:39:30 PM
#537955
Doctor Whom
Insects can have "noses" in their antennae or "ears" just about anywhere on their bodies.
6/11/2008 6:42:59 PM
#537962
Mister Spak
Congratulations, you've discovered that all backboned animals are decendants of a common ancestor. However Darwin got there 150 years before you.
6/11/2008 6:46:05 PM
#537963
avowed_cynic
yay for ignorance. *headdesk*
6/11/2008 6:46:27 PM
#537970
McCulloch
Starfish, we win!
6/11/2008 6:48:15 PM
#537977
Beeblebrox
Yeah....goodness knows most creatures have two eyes because someone was designing them and NOT because binocular vision is the most useful and efficient arrangement for determing depth and distance via the triangulation effect produced by the separation of the two eyeballs.
...not in a hundred trillion light years
Light years are a measurement of distance, not a measurement of time.
Imbecile.
6/11/2008 6:51:59 PM
#537986
Osiris
This is because all vertebrae animals share a common ancestor.
6/11/2008 6:58:02 PM
#537988
emau99
Thanks for pointing this out, Inbredd.
Question: Have you ever seen a bee? A mosquito? A starfish? A jellyfish? An octopus? A hummingbird? A porpoise?
6/11/2008 7:00:20 PM
#537989
Grigadil
Inbredd, you are a hundred trillion light years away from reality.
6/11/2008 7:01:02 PM
#537998
Demonaphia
Kinda like we have five fingers and five toes? Oh, wait, that isn't a one or two.
6/11/2008 7:07:33 PM
#538000
Aethernaut
Light-years measure distance not time, dumbass.
6/11/2008 7:08:24 PM
#538005
Princess Rot
You misspelt your username. It should read "inbred".
6/11/2008 7:11:13 PM
#538006
approximate
Princess Rot beat me to it.
6/11/2008 7:12:00 PM
#538010
Fek'lhr
*not in a hundred trillion light years*
I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I am not seeing this
6/11/2008 7:16:47 PM
#538020
Falconer
Symmetry, beeyotch!
6/11/2008 7:22:41 PM
#538024
The Lazy One
Am I the only one who first read this guy's name as "Inbredd"?
Edit: Guess not. I really need to read all the other comments before I post...
6/11/2008 7:25:50 PM
#538030
Horsefeathers
"it seems the designer used only ones and twos in all of creatures I guess that makes us all kin folk in a way, and to think all have the same number of eyes which is aways above the one nose which is above the one mouth which is in front of the two ears."
Except for insects which have compound eyes, or arachnids which have two distinct types of eyes. Then of course there's creatures who have none of those features or only a few of those features.
"It just happened that way, not in a hundred trillion light years"
Light years are a measurement of distance not time, nimrod.
6/11/2008 7:30:18 PM
#538049
BeemerRefugee1990
Gawd, I am getting sick of these muthafuckin' fundies on my muthafuckin' planet.
Yeah, not so much with the originality, I know. But considering that my paternal grandfather was that one-in-a-million mix of both a SCIENCE TEACHER and a METHODIST PREACHER ...
Makes me ALMOST glad he kicked it in '87. He doesn't have to risk his blood pressure on these asswipes.
6/11/2008 7:41:52 PM
#538062
Life found a niche and diversified. This design works well enough that it doesn't need to be rewritten, just refined.
Light years is a unit of distance, you unit-abusing douchecock.
I hate you more than the people who confuse watts and watt-hours!!
6/11/2008 7:50:35 PM
#538067
aaa
Spiders, anyone?
6/11/2008 7:57:45 PM
#538073
Bryan65
Wrong, Jethro. Now go away. Granny's a callin'.
6/11/2008 8:02:38 PM
#538103
Dane
Spiders have eight legs. Flies have numerous eyes, but 2 large lenses. Some snakes have multiple nostrils but no actual "nose" and the have no ears.
Starfish have NONE of these features.
FAIL.
6/11/2008 8:28:44 PM
#538105
Lefty Link
"It just happened that way, not in a hundred trillion light years"
*headdesk*
It's not time, it's distance, dumbfuck.
6/11/2008 8:29:52 PM
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