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Even so a theory isn't necessarily fact, and this is true of evolution, which is destroyed by modern science and a bag of lies designed to cause people to not believe in God. And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true, which will never see the light of day.

NephilimFree, YouTube 40 Comments [6/11/2008 9:17:51 PM]
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Lucilius

Woop. Woop. Somebody's been watchin' too much Oliver Stone. And Indiana Jones.

6/11/2008 9:20:35 PM

Havok77

And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true, which will never see the light of day

How could anyone know this if the "evidence" has never been seen by the general public?

6/11/2008 9:25:00 PM

TheLee

They keep god in a chamber below the smithsonian?! that's amazing! it's like harry potter! ooOOOoooh

6/11/2008 9:26:23 PM

Illuminatalie

Chambers below the Smithsonian? What is this, Ninja Turtles?

6/11/2008 9:30:00 PM

daken

theores can't be correct now, gravity would like to have a word with you

6/11/2008 9:31:32 PM

tmr

Chambers below the Smithsonian? Step away from the pipe...

6/11/2008 9:32:39 PM

a basking shark

Naw, daken, T&T already proved that gravity is just as much of a bag o' lies as ee-vuhl-oo-shun.

6/11/2008 9:34:26 PM

aaa

Sir, watch closely... *FLASH*

6/11/2008 9:35:59 PM

Horsefeathers

"Even so a theory isn't necessarily fact [...]"

It's as close as you're going to get.

"and this is true of evolution, which is destroyed by modern science [...]"

Which modern science is that? Certainly not biology.

"and a bag of lies designed to cause people to not believe in God."

Yes, you're right. The entire study of evolutionary biology is designed solely to get people to disbelieve in god. Not just any god mind you but your god.

How conceited can you get?

"And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true, which will never see the light of day."

That's ok. The Vatican has 40+ miles of bookshelves. 31.267 miles of it contains evidence that evolution is true and god never existed but it'll never see the light of day.

Seriously, take your conspiracy theory somewhere else.

6/11/2008 9:37:17 PM



No, but the ToE is the best current explanation.

You can't verify creationism / ID beyond a shadow of a doubt either, so it's really just a hypothesis.

6/11/2008 9:37:50 PM

Mike


6/11/2008 9:48:19 PM

JonathanE

"which is destroyed by modern science and a bag of lies"

This is a true statement! Congratulations, moron!

6/11/2008 9:50:51 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Scientific theory is, in reality, a fact. And evolution has nothing to do with God. Even so, science could care less on whether or not they are treading on Jesus's toes. Show us this magical evidence proving the Bible true....we're all eyes...

6/11/2008 9:58:28 PM

GigaGuess

And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true...

And you know this...how, exactly?

6/11/2008 10:11:05 PM

JonnyTruant

BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!! hehehe thanks! I needed that. *giggle-snicker-snort*

6/11/2008 10:18:39 PM

anevilmeme

1 Evolution is a fact and a theory

2 Modern science proves not disproves the ToE

3 There is no secret chamber below the Smithsonian

4 Nor is it filled with evidence that proves the Babble

5 Dude, seriously get out of your mommy's basement occasionally and interact with the real world

6/11/2008 10:32:27 PM

Darn

You are soooooo right!
It's all a big cover up by the Free Masons ....

Or was it the communists? anarchists? the chinese? ... pfff it is so confusing to keep track of all these conspiricies ...

Ah !, now I remember .... it's the Vatican, they are hiding the proof that Jezus slipped away with Mary Magdalene and lived a wonderfull live full of debouchery ... that's where the proverb 'living as God in France' comes from.

I've seen it, it's in the crate next to the one with the Arc of the Covenant. Odd thing that ... it was branded with a nazi swastika ..... now where did I see that crate before ???

Ow, by the way ... on the other side was a jar with what seemed to be a peanut in it.
The label read: "Mind of NephilimFree, the working part", so ...
there you go, you haven't lost it .... it is stored in a jar ... somewhere..

6/11/2008 10:32:36 PM

Felix

"And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true, which will never see the light of day."


Paranoid much? Also, having "evidence of the Bible" would imply scientific evidence, which in your view does not exist.

6/11/2008 10:49:08 PM

kingoftheheavies

National Treasure 3
"Chambers Beneath The Smithsonian"
Coming Spring 2010 To A Theater Near You!

6/11/2008 11:06:03 PM

Ereshkigal

You're thinking of Warehouse 23.

6/11/2008 11:10:03 PM

Comicartist

Would you mind demonstrating exactly how modern science disproves evolution.

6/11/2008 11:45:50 PM

Jeff Weskamp

Ah, yes, the Conspiracy Theory! What every wackadoodle falls back on when Reality rears its ugly head! Whether it's Area 51, the Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, the Freemasons, Young Earth Creationism, it's the same song and dance. "Yeah, there's no evidence to support my belief, but that's only because there's a Worldwide Conspiracy (tm) hiding all the evidence that would prove my point!!!"

I believe James Randi once had a Baloney Ratings System on his website, and the most points (50) where awarded to anyone who claimed that "all the evidence of my proposition has been hidden by a conspiracy."

6/12/2008 1:01:34 AM

Jeff Weskamp

By the way, I had a friend who once claimed that the Smithsonian had a genuine copy of the Necronomicon hidden in its archives. I told him that the book was an invention of H. P. Lovecraft, but he wouldn't accept that.

6/12/2008 1:03:22 AM

Old Viking

I would tell you what's in the chambers beneath the chambers beneath the Smithsonian, but then I'd have to kill you.

6/12/2008 1:05:02 AM

Grigadil

Yeah, Jesus, Zoroaster, Mithras and the Buddha are sitting around in the Smithsonian's crypts, playing poker. Assuming they have been there since 100 CE, how much beer did they drink?

6/12/2008 1:10:04 AM
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