Even so a theory isn't necessarily fact, and this is true of evolution, which is destroyed by modern science and a bag of lies designed to cause people to not believe in God. And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true, which will never see the light of day.
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And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true, which will never see the light of day
How could anyone know this if the "evidence" has never been seen by the general public?
No, but the ToE is the best current explanation.
You can't verify creationism / ID beyond a shadow of a doubt either, so it's really just a hypothesis.
"Even so a theory isn't necessarily fact [...]"
It's as close as you're going to get.
"and this is true of evolution, which is destroyed by modern science [...]"
Which modern science is that? Certainly not biology.
"and a bag of lies designed to cause people to not believe in God."
Yes, you're right. The entire study of evolutionary biology is designed solely to get people to disbelieve in god. Not just any god mind you but your god.
How conceited can you get?
"And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true, which will never see the light of day."
That's ok. The Vatican has 40+ miles of bookshelves. 31.267 miles of it contains evidence that evolution is true and god never existed but it'll never see the light of day.
Seriously, take your conspiracy theory somewhere else.
"which is destroyed by modern science and a bag of lies"
This is a true statement! Congratulations, moron!
Scientific theory is, in reality, a fact. And evolution has nothing to do with God. Even so, science could care less on whether or not they are treading on Jesus's toes. Show us this magical evidence proving the Bible true....we're all eyes...
And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true...
And you know this...how, exactly?
You are soooooo right!
It's all a big cover up by the Free Masons ....
Or was it the communists? anarchists? the chinese? ... pfff it is so confusing to keep track of all these conspiricies ...
Ah !, now I remember .... it's the Vatican, they are hiding the proof that Jezus slipped away with Mary Magdalene and lived a wonderfull live full of debouchery ... that's where the proverb 'living as God in France' comes from.
I've seen it, it's in the crate next to the one with the Arc of the Covenant. Odd thing that ... it was branded with a nazi swastika ..... now where did I see that crate before ???
Ow, by the way ... on the other side was a jar with what seemed to be a peanut in it.
The label read: "Mind of NephilimFree, the working part", so ...
there you go, you haven't lost it .... it is stored in a jar ... somewhere..
1 Evolution is a fact and a theory
2 Modern science proves not disproves the ToE
3 There is no secret chamber below the Smithsonian
4 Nor is it filled with evidence that proves the Babble
5 Dude, seriously get out of your mommy's basement occasionally and interact with the real world
"And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true, which will never see the light of day."
Paranoid much? Also, having "evidence of the Bible" would imply scientific evidence, which in your view does not exist.
Ah, yes, the Conspiracy Theory! What every wackadoodle falls back on when Reality rears its ugly head! Whether it's Area 51, the Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, the Freemasons, Young Earth Creationism, it's the same song and dance. "Yeah, there's no evidence to support my belief, but that's only because there's a Worldwide Conspiracy (tm) hiding all the evidence that would prove my point!!!"
I believe James Randi once had a Baloney Ratings System on his website, and the most points (50) where awarded to anyone who claimed that "all the evidence of my proposition has been hidden by a conspiracy."
By the way, I had a friend who once claimed that the Smithsonian had a genuine copy of the Necronomicon hidden in its archives. I told him that the book was an invention of H. P. Lovecraft, but he wouldn't accept that.
Yeah, Jesus, Zoroaster, Mithras and the Buddha are sitting around in the Smithsonian's crypts, playing poker. Assuming they have been there since 100 CE, how much beer did they drink?
On the video itself:
So, "All they have is ad hominem attacks"
and then at 5:10, Going into a juvenile ad hominem tirade himself..... e_e
As for the coment itself:
So who all is in on this? The government? Medical patients? Volunteers? How deep does the "Evil Science conspiracy" go?
"And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true, which will never see the light of day. "
Umm, that was Hogwarts, not The Smithsonian, and it was a Basilisk, not evidence supporting creationism. I can see how you can make that mistake. NOT!
Okay, what do these evil scientists have to gain by causing people to not believe in God?
Anyone?
Precisely, absolutely fuck all.
EXCEPT!
It's kinda their job to discover the truth.
I'm afraid you're wrong. I have it on good authority that the Grey lizard Illuminati had all this evidence secretly moved to Area 51, where it was shipped via hypertransport to the Grey's home planet, somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.
Prove me wrong. Find in the Smithsonian's underground chambers a single piece of evidence that the Bible is literally true. You'll be hard pressed to do so, because my source told me their access is now only granted to ABOVE TOP SECRET members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff on a strict need-to-know basis, because they now house the NASA fake moon landing archives; their existence is denied to everyone else, even the President.
(See, you're not the only one who can make up crazy shit that can never ever be unproven... However, that doesn't make it true, does it?)
Curse, foiled, he knows that in a secret basement under the Smithsonian we're hiding the water from the Flood that covered the whole world.
Do you think he also knows about the four-legged insects, unicorns, and the black hole that secretly distorts space so that pi equals three?
Yes, under the Smithsonian - but not the one in DC, the one in the Beta Reticulan base on the far side of the moon. The one that has been airbrushed out of those NASA photos...
Incidentally, I used to own a talking donkey named Allan Phillips who had an IQ of 240+, was a talented artist and inventor and could play the piano as well as any classical pianist - his jazz emulation was pretty hot too, no mean feat when you only have hooves.
Unfortunately, Allan was abducted by aliens back in 1975 - along with all photographic and other evidence of his existence.
“And that's why the chambers below the Smithsonian are filled with evidence that the Bible is literally true, which will never see the light of day”
Why keep that,then? Why not just burn it?
So much history has been lost because it offended the tender sensibilities of Christains and Muslims, and was destroyed, why didn’t scientists follow suit?
Why save stuff that could destroy you if it leaks out?
This is not how humans behave.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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