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I can tell you that evolution is a myth. I realise this every time I watch a wasp/bee/fly/daddy long legs/a.n.other insect try to fly through glass. Again. And again. And again. And - you get my point.

Glass has been around for hundreds of years - so if creatures of this world are evolving, why havent they learnt how to understand glass! Listen wasp, its see through, but its solid, ok?!?!?!! You cant fly through it!!!!!! But they never, ever learn. And therefore they will never "evolve". Because they cant.

Anyway, I think that this is total conclusive ultimate proof that evolution is non-existent.

thetruth, PhysForum 65 Comments [6/11/2008 10:13:42 AM]
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FMG

Because they cannot comprehend that. The number of insects that get stuck behind glass are a tiny number compared to the ones that fly around outside. Its like moths and fire. The numbers of them that die due to artificial lights is a small number when compared to the numbers that use the moon to fly around.

However, Dogs and Cats quickly learn about glass. And glass does not affect cetaceans (it turns up as solid on their echolocators)

6/11/2008 10:15:47 AM

Empress

That's nice, dear. Here's some crayons. Why don't you draw a nice picture for Mama?

*pats head and goes to kitchen to fix supper*

6/11/2008 10:17:55 AM

aaa

@FMG: Well done.

6/11/2008 10:26:32 AM



So, bugs aren't advanced enough to comprehend glass as we do disproves evolution how exactly?

Are you telling me there's severe natural selection pressure due to massive death due to glass?

Or is this another evolution=pokemon retard?

6/11/2008 10:27:41 AM

toothache

*facepalm*

6/11/2008 10:28:48 AM

onoma

I think that you are a complete total ultimate redundant-adjective failure.

6/11/2008 10:29:06 AM

Thammuz

... Dolt...

6/11/2008 10:35:20 AM

kingoftheheavies

I always think the same when I observe a daddy-long-legs attempt to fly through glass.

What a fucking idiot.

6/11/2008 10:58:15 AM

Bowen

You can add fundies to your list of organisms that never learn anything.

6/11/2008 11:12:45 AM

LordJiro

Daddy longlegs' can fly now? Dammit, they weren't creepy ENOUGH?

6/11/2008 11:15:17 AM

JohnnyBGod

Just found this article that we can show now anytime a fundie says "we've never seen a new species produced in a lab"

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/dn14094-bacteria-make-major-evolutionary-shift-in-the-lab.html

Doesn't really fit with this post, but i wanted to find someplace to put it.

6/11/2008 11:34:55 AM

KaylaKaze

@JohnnyBGod: We've been telling them that for a long time. It doesn't do any good. They just say "It's still a bacteria! That's just MICROevolution."


EDIT: As evidenced by reading the comments on that article...
"By Pook

Tue Jun 10 01:09:59 BST 2008

Evolution huh? They are still bacteria... If a child is born with an extra arm due to a "random event", which allows them to carry 3 cups of coffee at a starbucks - is that evolution?"

6/11/2008 11:39:06 AM

Andreus

You... you... *SNAP* EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! PRINCIPLE OF INDUCTION! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST! SMALL CHANGES OVER HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS! EXTINCTION-LEVEL EVENTS! I NEED INCISSORS! SIXTY-ONE!

6/11/2008 11:53:44 AM

Princess Rot

Now fundie, this is because flies are dumb. It has nothing to do with your creation bullshit, which still isn't true.

6/11/2008 11:56:15 AM

JohnnyBGod

@KaylaKaze
*sigh* you're right, i haven't had coffee yet today, so I thought they might actually understand what a species is, and that these are no longer E. Coli which means speciation happened but ... that's too much to hope for, as the comments you mentioned seem to indicate that they think that all bacteria are a single species.
They won't be happy unless a bacteria turns into a human in 1 generation.
Thanks for straightening me out, now i will get some coffee and try to wake up a few more brain cells.

6/11/2008 11:56:31 AM

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Listen fundie, it sounds like logic, but its fundie logic, ok?!?!?!! You cant think using it!!!!!! But they never, ever learn. And therefore they will never "reform". Because they cant.

6/11/2008 12:01:54 PM

anevilmeme

This may be the the stupidest fundie argument yet.

6/11/2008 12:05:04 PM

MK

You know, glass isn't mentioned in the Bible...

6/11/2008 12:16:24 PM

Mister Spak

Anyway, I think that this is total conclusive ultimate proof that fundie comprehension of reality is non-existent.

Johnnybegod:

If evolution is true why is there still e coli?

6/11/2008 12:24:07 PM

Delmania

Evolution Does Not Work That Way.

6/11/2008 12:24:35 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Amen, Brother. Those White Anglo Saxon Protestants can be really dumb.

6/11/2008 12:26:01 PM

Ambrielle

No, they're just the stupid ones that can't grasp a simple idea. Kind of like you.

6/11/2008 12:41:38 PM

Lucilius

If this is a proof of divine creation, rather than simply evidence of your own bug-like intellect, then why wasn't your perfect and all-wise god able to make bugs smart enough to get through windows?

6/11/2008 12:43:33 PM

Grigadil

Believe it or not, there are actually humans who do the same thing, except for the flying part.

Anyway, I think that this is total conclusive ultimate proof that some people are witless.

6/11/2008 12:48:20 PM

Shann

@ LordJiro: Agreed, and laughing my ass off. :o)

@ 'TheTruth'...the only proof you've presented is that you're a dolt who possesses little to zero understanding of evolution, or the natural world in general.

It would benefit you greatly to study up.

Oh, and stop being fucking stupid. That helps too.

6/11/2008 1:02:36 PM
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