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(this guy is so AWESOME)


Originally Posted by Split Rock:

This is a very poor answer, dad. Did they corrupt insects? Did they corrupt elephants? More evidence that the creationist position makes no sense, even in the light of its own teachings.


Dad:

Can you prove that Noah was to gather the insects? I thought he did the animals, and birds, not the bees? Back er up.

dad, Christian Forums 20 Comments [6/13/2008 6:30:37 AM]
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Morons...

That's a messed up conversation... But he's right; Noah wasn't commanded to gather insects.

6/13/2008 6:39:42 AM



Just another example of how the bible contradicts itself in modern times. Hey dad, insects are animals. By dad's logic, insects shouldn't exsist to day, or they didn't exsist until afer Noah and the "great flood".

6/13/2008 6:55:43 AM

Pyroclasm

Yeah, because fire ants can survive a global flood.

6/13/2008 7:01:36 AM

Amos

Everybody knows that it wasn't Noah's job to do insects. Prince Namor of Atlantis was commanded to save them in his undersea kingdom. Duh.

6/13/2008 7:45:01 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I'm pretty sure insects can't remain continuously airborne for 40 days and nights with no food.

6/13/2008 8:35:33 AM

Cabal

No, dad is not awesome, he is an annoying waste of screen space.

6/13/2008 10:31:47 AM

Amanda

Putting aside the fact that it's all a fictional story, if he didn't gather up the insects, why are they still here today?

6/13/2008 10:49:19 AM

anevilmeme

Birds and insects are animals dickhead!

6/13/2008 10:50:09 AM

CeilingCat

Dad strikes me as the type who says "Git er done" regularly.

6/13/2008 11:11:27 AM

tmr

Who the hell is the dad and where did he come from? No one on the planet can honestly be that ignorant. No one. At least not anyone who isn't on massive amounts of meds with monitored free time.

6/13/2008 11:32:10 AM

aaa

I can see stupid people.

6/13/2008 11:36:35 AM

Osiris

Birds and bees are animals.

6/13/2008 4:58:12 PM

Alfred

"Can you prove that Noah was to gather the insects?"

Are you interested in proof? You can't actually "prove" that Noah existed to begin with.

6/13/2008 5:03:35 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Eh, just another fundifucktard who hasn't actually bothered to read the bible. The seventh chapter of Genesis says that Noah was commanded to bring onboard "every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth," as well as the "beasts" and "birds of the air," so insects (at least the non-flying ones) got in.


P.S. To those who pointed out that insects are part of the animal kingdom, note that in the fundy dick-shun-ary, the definition of "animal" is limited to non-human mammals.

6/13/2008 5:32:18 PM

Grigadil

Can you prove that Noah was to gather anything?

6/13/2008 5:38:36 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Ceiling Cat,

and " 'Momeback,'momeback"

6/13/2008 6:11:56 PM

vampirehummingbird

If insects were included, the ark would have been infested with 4000 species of termites.

6/13/2008 7:02:21 PM

Old Viking

One more who doesn't read the Bible.

6/13/2008 10:25:30 PM

anon

This 'dad' has proved with several other postings just how blind & fucked-up he is. I feel sorry for his kids - they will be unable to function in the real world with his kind of brainwashing.

6/14/2008 12:01:58 AM

Antichrist

Well he was supposed to take on two (or seven, depending on which part of the story you read) of every clean animal, and two of every unclean animal.

Leviticus 11:21-23
Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth; Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.

So would he not take these clean insects onto the ark? The bible obviously says that insects are animals.

One thing I just noticed. If Moses was the one told what was clean and what wasn't, how the hell did Noah know what was clean? The laws hadn't been created yet.

6/17/2008 4:32:31 AM
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