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#540381
Dark_Lord_Prime
I...
Buh...
*headfacedeskpalm*
6/13/2008 6:34:44 AM
#540382
Imroy
Wow, that's pretty nutty.
6/13/2008 6:39:12 AM
#540391
Travelling Hobo
Wait, what?
6/13/2008 6:49:16 AM
#540392
Eden
Even if I am completely wrong - evolution itself points to Jesus as mankind’s savior.
I can assure you, you are completely wrong.
There is no account in your bible that somehow resembles the evolution principles.
6/13/2008 6:52:05 AM
#540396
captain hooker
worst attempt at allegory ever
6/13/2008 6:56:23 AM
#540406
James
I think you're somewhat grasping at straws.
"Even if I am completely wrong - evolution itself points to Jesus as mankind’s savior. We can easily see this by asking the question “from an evolutionary point of view who will transform and “save” mankind?”"
Evolution doesn't work that way.
6/13/2008 7:05:55 AM
#540410
sofia the antichrist
That is the biggest stretch I have ever heard.
6/13/2008 7:09:38 AM
#540424
Waiting for God
"Both Evolution and Christianity are about the transformation of one species into another"
Wow!
Redefining evolution and Christianity at the same time.....
"Finally in evolution the member of a species are not like this new individual becomes “extinct”. This too follows the Christianity in that those who do not accept Jesus are lost"
This is just pure ass-hatery
6/13/2008 7:32:26 AM
#540442
MilkyWay
Oy vey...
But to be honest, he was close to an insight once here.
Even if I am completely wrong...
So, so close but just not quite there...
6/13/2008 7:54:48 AM
#540484
bill
You are being way too closed minded. There are some good points here
6/13/2008 8:30:50 AM
#540491
Brain_In_A_Jar
If your book is to be believed, Jesus never reproduced, which gives him an evolutionary fitness of zero.
6/13/2008 8:37:47 AM
#540492
Paler_Face
Through such convulted reasoning, you could find paralells between the Predator and the care-bears, and conclude that they really the same.
6/13/2008 8:39:29 AM
#540495
werewolf
This is probably great as a conversation starter with hot and erudite chicks at parties. You can spend hours of deep and meaningful conversation as they enlighten you to reality.
Beats dinner and a movie.
Enlightenment, conversion, and acceptance of reality will get you laid 7 times out of 10.
6/13/2008 8:44:33 AM
#540500
IanC
Im starting to think someone needs to force these fundies to sit down and watch a ton of the BBC's Nature documentaries. "Galapagos" features a very good explanation of how Darwin came up with ToE.
6/13/2008 8:50:02 AM
#540533
Nibien
Holy insanity batman.
6/13/2008 9:27:41 AM
#540546
Ambrielle
Behold: Elastoman!
6/13/2008 9:46:44 AM
#540581
anevilmeme
Quotes like this should come with a warning label: Warning do not read while sober!
6/13/2008 10:49:01 AM
#540633
tmr
I am still very much convinced that christianity is simply an idea in some people’s minds and not the reality of the natural world. It is no coincidence that it parallels Roman and Greek mythology so closely - this was where early fundies stole most of their ideas.
6/13/2008 11:33:36 AM
#540643
aaa
*Facepalm*
6/13/2008 11:40:35 AM
#540853
"who will transform and “save” mankind?”"
That's not evolution, that's a Saturday morning cartoon.
6/13/2008 2:11:21 PM
#540978
Poisoned Rationality
"Even if I'm wrong, I'm totally right."
WTF?
6/13/2008 3:27:06 PM
#541061
"I am still very much convinced that Evolution is simply an idea in some people’s minds and not the reality of the natural world. It is no coincidence that it parallels Christianity so closely"
Yeah, Christianity's just an idea. Of course, evolution has evidence.
6/13/2008 3:56:19 PM
#541192
Osiris
Darwin’s scenario begins with one member being different at birth.
No. Individuals cannot evolve because you are stuck with the genes that you are born with. Through mating and natural selection the overall genome of a species will change over long periods of time.
6/13/2008 5:00:31 PM
#541202
Ltap
'this was where Darwin stole most of “his” ideas.'
The quotes around "his" intrigue me. Is he questioning Darwin's humanity/manhood? Or is he just a nutjob? Let's let the jury decide!
6/13/2008 5:04:17 PM
#541214
Vulpin
@#574343 2008-Jun-13 02:11 PM
"who will transform and “save” mankind?”"
That's not evolution, that's a Saturday morning cartoon.
Jesusmon? "Gotta Save 'em all!"
6/13/2008 5:08:58 PM
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