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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sure, I may be dumb compared to them, but I have God on my side. That boosts my sides average IQ to... infinity.

Also, you only seem to be able to fight using mudslinging. I actually put forward proof. Try fighting fire with fire instead of mud...

General_Specific, Taleworlds 73 Comments [6/13/2008 8:09:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Yoshiboy
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Joe

I would like to administer an IQ test. You are free to have God help you.

6/13/2008 8:13:41 PM

Firthy2002

You forgot the "minus" before the "infinity".

6/13/2008 8:15:48 PM

aaa

Where is your god now?

6/13/2008 8:16:41 PM

Alfred

Weren't you the guy ranting about your "personal experiences" with your god? Yeah, what impressive proof...

6/13/2008 8:17:01 PM

Old Viking

We've tried logic and facts with you folks. They don't work.

6/13/2008 8:17:45 PM

Beltaine

Taken literally, fighting fire with mud is actually quite effective.

6/13/2008 8:18:41 PM

kingoftheheavies

I'll just be over here, fighting fire with water.

Oh, and god hates your fucking guts, you pompous ass.

*my dad can beat up your dad*

6/13/2008 8:20:17 PM

emau99

[That boosts my sides average IQ to... infinity]

It sure doesn't look that way from here.

6/13/2008 8:21:50 PM

tracer

"Also, you only seem to be able to fight using mudslinging."


That's because you're a big fat poopy head.
With poop on your head.

6/13/2008 8:24:12 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Try fighting fire with fire

Don't ever join the fire brigade, kid.

6/13/2008 8:27:45 PM

OhHolyHell

Usually when I see someone open a rebuttal to an arguement with "LOLOLOLOLOL" I immediately skip whatever they wrote, thus sparing myself the agonizing pain of actually severing my facial muscles as I contort them into the world's biggest eyeroll of all time.

Alas, I could not resist temptation.

If only someone could give real proof of God. I think atheists hands down have more proof a thousand times over, with everything from science to mathematics to logic to back their arguements against common Christian rhetoric.

When it comes to "their side", their IQ is only similar to infinity in the fact that is an inconceivable, immesurable number. The difference is theirs is unbelievably miniscule, so much so that it can't be tabulated.

They argue mostly with redundant Bible quotes and misinformation, and most are unfamiliar with the majority of the Bible's text and become FURIOUS when you ask them about some less-than-popular decrees and demands God makes of people. I mean, sure, it's easy to hate gays, but what about killing anyone who dares work on a Sunday, or that one uplifting story where God just kills 42 children for no reason? I have taken various Christian's books and read, word for word, Bible passages and even then they had a hard time believing what I was saying. LOLOLOLOLOL indeed.


6/13/2008 8:28:52 PM

Ephraim the Retarded Rabbit

"That boosts my sides average IQ to... infinity."
I think you're looking at it sideways.
"Try fighting fire with fire instead of mud..."
I have never liked the expression "fight fire with fire". Mud would actually be an effective way to stop a fire, provided you have enough mud to smother the fire.

6/13/2008 8:30:58 PM

Xotan

That boosts my sides average IQ to... infinity

- Er, no. It fits you for the looney bin.

6/13/2008 8:36:38 PM

Grigadil

1. IQ points are non-transferable, moron.

2. Mud is super for smothering fires. Fighting fire w/fire only makes a bigger fire, moron.

6/13/2008 8:39:34 PM

Tomby Stone

"That boosts my sides average IQ to..." dammit, what's a number higher than 10 ?? ... Ummm, Twelveteen ?? Threehundredty ?? thousandiffity ?? ... aaah fuck it I'll just put "infinity".

6/13/2008 8:45:08 PM

Blackvoice

Our infinity is bigger than yours.

6/13/2008 8:51:48 PM

Quaffer

Another that needs the "L" and "O" removed from their keyboard.

6/13/2008 8:53:55 PM

John

Sure, I may be dumb compared to them, but I have God on my side.

How does he know? Did God come down in a burning bush and tell him? Or did he read it in some old book by a bunch of anonymous bronze age Arab goat herders and was stupid enough to believe they were speaking for God simply because they said so?

6/13/2008 8:56:44 PM

CeilingCat

"That boosts my sides average IQ to... infinity."

sides=side's

No, it doesn't.

6/13/2008 9:00:33 PM



"That boosts my sides average IQ to... infinity"

Yet God never shows up to these debates.

Which just leaves you, looking like a moron.

"Try fighting fire with fire instead of mud..."

Guess which one actually does shit? Remember, mud is dirt and water, both of which can individually stop a fire.

6/13/2008 9:02:59 PM

Amanda

Maybe you and God should go on Jeopardy.

6/13/2008 9:08:03 PM

Thinking Allowed

Translation...

I know you are but what am I?

6/13/2008 9:12:34 PM

Lucilius

So what's the average of zero and infinity? Still well below human normal, it would appear.

6/13/2008 9:20:08 PM

Mike

And so now as I'm leavin', I'm weary as Hell.
The amazement I'm feelin', mere words could not tell.
How long will it take till you believers will see
If a god is on OUR side, he'll prevent World War Three?

6/13/2008 9:27:01 PM

Horsefeathers

"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

I see I'm dealing with a mental giant here. Best be on my toes.

"Sure, I may be dumb compared to them, but I have God on my side. That boosts my sides average IQ to... infinity."

What are you, five?

"Also, you only seem to be able to fight using mudslinging. I actually put forward proof. Try fighting fire with fire instead of mud..."

The cold water of scientific evidence should be sufficient to quench your particular inferno.

6/13/2008 9:32:16 PM
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