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I know I'm not wrong, because I know that God exists and that the Bible is his word. Sure, you can say, "There's no proof," and you can try to shove your so called "Scientific explanations," at me, but I know I'm right. Once a person has truly accepted the Lord as their savior, you can feel his presence. Some may deny it, but I know it's true from personal experience. I am tired of being laughed at, true enough, but I'll do it all my life rather than change my views and burn in hell. I can be just as stubborn as you are, and I'll never change my views. Keep trying to put me down. You might actually lower me a few centimeters.

Logic is a point of view. Your logic is polluted, and as such will be your destruction.

The laws of physics don't apply to God. What part of omnipotence do you not get?

General_Specific, Taleworlds 39 Comments [6/13/2008 1:04:44 PM]
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#540776
Septic Sceptic

As a great lover of open-minded inquiry, i'd like to find out the date GS got saved, so I can carve a little headstone to commemorate the day his powers of independant thought died.

6/13/2008 1:20:49 PM
#540778
Paler_Face

Unshakable Faith Syndrome. It's an ugly thing, and often, there is no cure.

6/13/2008 1:21:14 PM
#540783
Poisoned Rationality

I thought I felt his presence once. Turns out it was just gas.

6/13/2008 1:25:32 PM
#540790
Bryan65

This is what brainlock sounds like.

6/13/2008 1:28:20 PM
#540793
God of Biscuits

Um... If no amount of evidence will ever change your mind, it's not really a belief. It's a delusion.

Oh, and logic isn't a point of view.

6/13/2008 1:30:58 PM
#540804
John

I know it's true from personal experience.

So did the guy who mistook his wife for a hat (Oliver Peoples, "The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and Other Clinical Tales").

6/13/2008 1:38:03 PM
#540806
Eden

What part of omnipotence do you not get?

The part where omnipotence is unable to defeat a couple of iron chariots ;) (Bible, Judges 1:19 )

6/13/2008 1:38:26 PM
#540807
stogoe

"Oh Noes! People disagree with me and have the audacity to actually say so! This must be exactly what Jesus felt like on the cross..."

6/13/2008 1:39:02 PM
#540844
Chancellor Gorkon

"I am tired of being laughed at..."

Get used to it.

6/13/2008 2:07:41 PM
#540852
tmr

Another fundie who has issues with logic. The core problem with religion. Instead of using their supposedly god given brain, they turn it off, lock it behind an iron door and throw away the key. Nothin' penetrating their minds, no sirree.

6/13/2008 2:11:07 PM
#540859
Grigadil

What part of "supernatural fairy tale" don't you get?

6/13/2008 2:13:47 PM
#540867
Delmania

Appeal to emotion, logical fallacy.

6/13/2008 2:18:01 PM
#540868
James

"Once a person has truly accepted the Lord as their savior, you can feel his presence."

Translation: Once you've convinced yourself that god exists, you can feel his presence.

Funny that. Like when I find a spider in my room and fail to catch it, I keep imagining that it's crawling on me (I'm arachnophobic).

6/13/2008 2:18:47 PM
#540906
Prager

you can feel his presence

That would be your mind playing tricks on you.

What part of omnipotence do you not get?

The part that says he can't defeat iron chariots.

6/13/2008 2:42:52 PM
#540927
Mister Spak

What part of observable reality do you not get?

6/13/2008 2:52:20 PM
#540929
Lectora

Omnipotence...

Can God do anything? (Fundie says yes.)

Can God make a rock so heavy that even God couldn't move it? (Fundie brain explodes.)

6/13/2008 2:52:34 PM
#540935
Illuminatalie

"Logic is a point of view"
You are a spoiled child, with feelings of arrogance and superiority that you picked up from your parents.

"I am tired of being laughed at"
Poor baby.

6/13/2008 2:58:27 PM
#540972
Beeblebrox

Sure, you can say, "There's no proof," and you can try to shove your so called "Scientific explanations," at me, but I know I'm right.

Oh well, argument settled then! Who knew you'd be bringing such iron-clad evidence to the table? Boy is my face red.

I am tired of being laughed at...

Keep on posting awkward and clumsy bulls*** like this and I can guarantee that you'll be positively exhausted by it.

...but I'll do it all my life rather than change my views and burn in hell.

Aww, c'mon! Just burn a little. Please? All the cool kids are burning; don't you want to be cool? (By the way, "Hell" is the proper name of a place and, as such, is capitalized. Loser.)

I can be just as stubborn as you are...

Ohhhh I sincerely doubt that.

Keep trying to put me down.

Your wish is my command, Mr. LoserDouchebagA**holeF***stick. Can I do anything else for you today or can I get back to f***ing your mom, you obnoxious, pimply-faced excuse for a rectal blemish?




6/13/2008 3:23:53 PM
#540981
aaa

Go fuck yourself.

6/13/2008 3:28:23 PM
#540999


No, logic is a set of concepts that describe how the universe works. The Bible is illogical.

6/13/2008 3:33:02 PM
#541091
approximate

The beauty of the internet is that you can increase the number of people who laugh at you in a very short time.

6/13/2008 4:08:45 PM
#541146
Lefty Link

You sound like a 10-year-old when you keep saying, "I know I'm right."

6/13/2008 4:40:04 PM
#541162
Funnyguts

Cool, we can actually affect this guy's height!

6/13/2008 4:50:20 PM
#541210
Thinking Allowed

I find that when someone says "I know I'm not wrong..." usually means they're wrong.

6/13/2008 5:06:00 PM
#541213
God of Biscuits

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
-Euripides

6/13/2008 5:07:52 PM
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