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Originally Posted by HisAlways :
It's like my father-in-law put it the other evening..."if Obama is the next president, the Lord will have to intervene soon".



I have to agree.
Do you know what scares me even more? The amount of people who want to vote for him!! I just can't believe they can't see that there is something terribly wrong with this man...

cbressler1976, RaptureReady 43 Comments [6/13/2008 7:49:43 AM]
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Andy

Yeah, I mean, have you seen his gun policies? Someone needs to whack him upside the head with the Second Amendment.

Oh, wait, that probably isn't what you mean...

6/13/2008 7:50:26 AM

Amos

There's something so... terribly kind about the man. It stings me like angel's breath.

6/13/2008 7:58:25 AM

Grey Wolf

You can almost hear him thinking "Can't you see he is BLACK!"

6/13/2008 8:23:49 AM

Eden

It would scare me more,
if there were a majority of americans who wanted to vote for Huckabee ;)

6/13/2008 8:24:05 AM

werewolf

I know what you mean. Comparatively, he is smarter than the combined intellects of George Bush and his entire administration.


6/13/2008 8:27:03 AM

Jacob

Yeah, he's not a stupid tit like you are.

6/13/2008 8:51:22 AM

Dr. Gus

YEAH, let your god intervene! I'd like to see that!

6/13/2008 8:52:34 AM

David B.

"Do you know what scares me even more? The amount of people who want to vote for him!! I just can't believe they can't see that there is something terribly wrong with this man..."

Let me guess, the mark of Cain perhaps?

That cbressler is surprised that there are people who don't share all his opinions speaks volumes. Has he never before realised this? What sort of insular, inward looking, detached from reality, delusion reinforcing community does he exist in?!

Oh, wait, that one. Sorry, forgot.

6/13/2008 9:33:40 AM

redfergus

Yes, the Lord will have to intervene. Meaning a RaptureReady cretin with a high-powered hunting rifle?

These people should all be tracked down and sent to GitMo for the duration of Obama's presidency.

fergus


6/13/2008 9:34:22 AM

kingoftheheavies

These are the same kind of people that keep the West Memphis 3 in prison.


6/13/2008 11:22:30 AM

tmr

Well, I'll be looking for direct, verifiable evidence of god's existence within the next year. I can't wait to see how he intervenes in the free will of people, in a democratic society where people choose their leader.

This should be good and I anxiously await intervention.

6/13/2008 11:40:53 AM

Mister Spak

Obama being president *is* the lords intervention. Dumbya and his fundies have angered the lord because they couldn't see that there is something terribly wrong with this man. The lord sent Obama to put America back on the right path.

6/13/2008 12:07:34 PM

aaa

Fear of the black man, i see.

6/13/2008 12:21:50 PM

Lucilius

Leaving aside the fact that you're obviously insane - aren't you lot supposed to be hoping FOR divine intervention? Isn't that what you've been waiting 1,975 years or so to see? If you really believe Jebus is in charge and is comin' to také you home ... What are you afraid of?

6/13/2008 12:43:22 PM

Alethe

It's not 'something terribly wrong', it's melanin. Get over it.

6/13/2008 12:56:18 PM

RI

Grey Wolf: You can almost hear him thinking "Can't you see he is BLACK!"

Yeah, that's pretty much the subtext I get from a lot of the bleating. After that, the connection between black and "ZOMG TERRORIST MUSLIM" is left as an exercise for the student, because as we all know, all Africans and people of African descent are Muslims with terrorist sympathies, even the Christian ones.

6/13/2008 1:09:44 PM

Cymro

It's clear:

-Obama is black
-Black people are from Africa
-Some people in Africa eat people
-Therefore, Obama eats people

How can you not see this!!?? D:

6/13/2008 2:04:33 PM

Grigadil

I pray that the Obama administration can accomplish what is necessary. They'll have to address the consequences of eight years of corruption and criminal incompetence.

6/13/2008 2:25:01 PM

Dumbfounded

There is no authority except that which God has ordained. The authorities that exist have been ordained by God. He who rebels against the authority is rebelling against God, and will bring judgement on themselves.

Romans 13:1-2, bitch!

6/13/2008 3:14:22 PM

Blackclaw

"It's clear:

-Obama is black
-Black people are from Africa
-Some people in Africa eat people
-Therefore, Obama eats people

How can you not see this!!?? D: "

I for one welcome our new cannibal overlord!

(Yep, not getting a government job now..)

6/13/2008 3:23:36 PM

Lefty Link

Yeah, why the hell would anyone want a president with an IQ that's not in the negatives?

6/13/2008 4:05:24 PM

ID82

And what is exactly wrong with this man? Just come out and say you hate him because he's black.

6/13/2008 4:08:01 PM

shutterbug

Oh my gawd, Obama sounds like Osama! He's a terra-ist!

It's these fucking people who should stay home on voting day.

6/13/2008 4:10:23 PM

szena

Someone believes every single smear email s/he gets.

6/13/2008 4:11:32 PM

Osiris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg8lCLumByw
I can see why. As long as Barack is in power the Christians aren't going to be able to force their morality on to other people.

6/13/2008 5:04:52 PM
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