Originally Posted by HisAlways :
It's like my father-in-law put it the other evening..."if Obama is the next president, the Lord will have to intervene soon".
I have to agree.
Do you know what scares me even more? The amount of people who want to vote for him!! I just can't believe they can't see that there is something terribly wrong with this man...
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Yeah, I mean, have you seen his gun policies? Someone needs to whack him upside the head with the Second Amendment.
Oh, wait, that probably isn't what you mean...
"Do you know what scares me even more? The amount of people who want to vote for him!! I just can't believe they can't see that there is something terribly wrong with this man..."
Let me guess, the mark of Cain perhaps?
That cbressler is surprised that there are people who don't share all his opinions speaks volumes. Has he never before realised this? What sort of insular, inward looking, detached from reality, delusion reinforcing community does he exist in?!
Oh, wait, that one. Sorry, forgot.
Yes, the Lord will have to intervene. Meaning a RaptureReady cretin with a high-powered hunting rifle?
These people should all be tracked down and sent to GitMo for the duration of Obama's presidency.
fergus
Well, I'll be looking for direct, verifiable evidence of god's existence within the next year. I can't wait to see how he intervenes in the free will of people, in a democratic society where people choose their leader.
This should be good and I anxiously await intervention.
Grey Wolf: You can almost hear him thinking "Can't you see he is BLACK!"
Yeah, that's pretty much the subtext I get from a lot of the bleating. After that, the connection between black and "ZOMG TERRORIST MUSLIM" is left as an exercise for the student, because as we all know, all Africans and people of African descent are Muslims with terrorist sympathies, even the Christian ones.
It's clear:
-Obama is black
-Black people are from Africa
-Some people in Africa eat people
-Therefore, Obama eats people
How can you not see this!!?? D:
"It's clear:
-Obama is black
-Black people are from Africa
-Some people in Africa eat people
-Therefore, Obama eats people
How can you not see this!!?? D: "
I for one welcome our new cannibal overlord!
(Yep, not getting a government job now..)
Oh my gawd, Obama sounds like Osama! He's a terra-ist!
It's these fucking people who should stay home on voting day.
Some of us consider that, after Bush, his crooked war-profiteer and big oil henchmen, and the likes of you fundie clowns running this country into the ground, Obama's election as President MEANs the Lord has intervened to HELP out this country, you racist asshole.
"Do you know what scares me even more? The amount of people who want to vote for him!! I just can't believe they can't see that there is something terribly wrong with this man... "
I said the same thing during the 2000 Election and the 2004 Election... about the same candidate. Go figure who that candidate was!
"It's like my father-in-law put it the other evening..."if Obama is the next president, the Lord will have to intervene soon"."
I see. So, it's a violation of some sort of cosmic Deity Code of Ethics to invalidate a single person's free will but it's just fine to fuck it up for an entire country just because Gawd didn't want someone to be president. Gotcha.
'I just can't believe they can't see that there is something terribly wrong with this man... '
The same thing could have been said 8 years ago - about George W. Bush & Dick Cheney. Not to mention Tom DeLay, Bill Frist, Tom Coburn, Sam Brownback, Rick Santorscum, Trent Lott, Henry Hyde....did I miss any Rethuglican theocrats?
Hi all!
I'm defending all my posts....kind of a boring day...lol
First, I didn't write the part about father-in-law....that was HisAlways....my fil isn't a Christian...
and second....isn't this the USA? ...can't I don't like Obama? ....and for the second time...just because I don't like Obama...doesn't mean that I'm prejudice!! Thats ridiculous!
Obama is simply a snake oil salesman, he don't stand for anything apart from him climbing the greasy pole and once in power he will be like Bush - does what he is bl##dy well told to do. He simply has not been in the power game long enough to build up enough of his own connections, political debts nor have the dirt on enough people. So he has had to "rent" his connections and for that their is payback or consequences from bouncing the cheque. and payback ain't all about money.
If I was McCain I would go for Condi Rice as VP. Given his age likely she would end up as Prez. I think a Black Lezza would certainly trump a Hetero Homeboy in the game of "Race Cards" :-)
"if Obama is the next president, the Lord will have to intervene soon"
>April 2008
>November 2008
>November 2012
>Romans 13:1-2
>Repubicans in disarray
>Donald Fart
"Do you know what scares me even more?"
>"Top Gear US Road Trip Special": 2007 :
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Be afraid...:
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...be very afraid. >:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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