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I'm all about preaching to the lost...in fact, a rapture-focused mind (that being, a mind centered on Christ's coming) will be even more vigilant about sharing the good news!

All in all, those watching are a small minority compared to those who either aren't watching or don't even expect Christ to return in our generation.

He is coming though...the end is closer now than it was at the beginning!
MARANATHA!

Ready2Fly08, RaptureReady 31 Comments [6/13/2008 7:52:13 AM]
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Eden

I assume this will remain the thing he will tell his children and grandchildren on his deathbed (that is, if he has any, after all the belief in the incoming rapture doesn´t let it apear wise to have offspring ;) )

6/13/2008 8:12:50 AM

Paler_Face

Fundies keep screaming that Jesus is going to return any minute now, really, cuz the bible says so.
Jesus is supposed to come back any minute now for the last 2000 years, when are they going to learn that he isn't coming back, because he never existed in the first place.

6/13/2008 8:19:32 AM

werewolf

You missed the connection. Jesus, if he existed, came and left 2 thousand years ago.

6/13/2008 8:23:14 AM

IanC

"a mind centered on Christ's coming"

Its sex, sex, sex with these fundies isnt it *wink*

6/13/2008 8:44:16 AM

Betsy Newson

What's this MARANATHA stuff? I seem to have seen thjis before on some similar ravings.

6/13/2008 8:45:03 AM

Frank

Probably a reference to the Marantha Cult.

Either that, or it's like yelling KAHN! Which as an atheist futurist, I am known to do on occasion.

KAHN!

-Frank

6/13/2008 9:00:28 AM

redfergus

"...the end is closer now than it was at the beginning!"

Er, quite. Isn't that always the way?

"All in all, those watching are a small minority compared to those who either aren't watching or don't even expect Christ to return in our generation."

How unwittingly true. They're an insane, feeble-minded minority, too. No wonder they feel persecuted.

fergus



6/13/2008 9:17:47 AM

David B.

"a rapture-focused mind will be even more vigilant about sharing the good news!"

Sadly, this is very true. If only having a 'rapture-focused mind' necessitated a vow of silence, everyone would be happier!

6/13/2008 9:23:25 AM

anevilmeme

Rapture Ready = Heaven's Gate

The only question that remains is what flavor of Kool-Aid they'll use.

6/13/2008 10:36:13 AM

tmr

Whatever. RR is a cesspool of depression, mental illness and ignorance. This Ready2Fly08 fundie is no surprise to me.

6/13/2008 11:44:19 AM

Mister Spak

"the end is closer now than it was at the beginning! "

Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

6/13/2008 12:01:05 PM

aaa

You're a loony.

6/13/2008 12:27:43 PM

Illuminatalie

"the end is closer now than it was at the beginning! "
That would be true if time flowed from the past to the future. Since time runs backwards, you are wrong.

6/13/2008 12:29:13 PM

JonnyTruant

The end is closer now that it was at the beginning?

I nominate that for the "Non-Statement of the Year Award."

6/13/2008 1:49:55 PM

stogoe

KAHN!!!!

6/13/2008 2:34:00 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"...the end is closer now than it was at the beginning!"

Glad you cleared that up! I always thought the end was somewhere in the middle and the beginning came later.

6/13/2008 3:43:58 PM



"the end is closer now than it was at the beginning!"

z - x2 > z - x1 where x2 > x1!!

As you can see, the movement of time proves that the end is near... Or far... Or ... A long ways out... But we know that time is moving!

6/13/2008 3:50:52 PM

Lefty Link

"a mind centered on Christ's coming"

Wow, those people need to get laid.

6/13/2008 4:11:22 PM

Osiris

You know the Jews are also waiting for the Messiah to come.

6/13/2008 5:47:20 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Maranatha? There is a bug killing company near me named Maranatha Exterminators. Squashing god's creatures for Jeezus.

6/13/2008 6:05:00 PM

Feminazi

...or don't even expect Christ to return in our generation.
Thats because christ promised to return for his generation.
Not our. Read the bible.

6/13/2008 6:08:05 PM

Pyroclasm

What the fuck is "Marantha"?

6/13/2008 8:19:57 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"What is maranatha?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maranatha

It means something like "O Lord, come" or "Come, O Lord".

According to Wikipedia, "it is a prayer for the early return of Christ."

6/13/2008 8:24:09 PM

apYrs

translation: I'm a vocal godbother and everybody will know it!!

6/13/2008 9:30:36 PM

Old Viking

"Schizophrenia, doctor?"

"No, doctor, I fear it worse that that. He has rapture-focused mind."

6/13/2008 9:48:57 PM
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