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Children, I am sorry truth doesn’t fit to your evolutuionary dogma.

Alphanumeric, all your “claims” are easily refuted by respected creationist sites.
I feel so sad for all of you, but I wish you all the best, may be some day you will gain needed amount of intellect to accept truth.

And now enjoy sitting in your little box of science.

God bless you.

Evans, PhysForum 53 Comments [6/13/2008 7:20:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Max
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agentCDE

"Your claims are easily refuted," and yet he doesn't even provide a tiny scrap of hovind-plagiarism, let alone refutation.

Enjoy sitting in your little box of holier-than-thou stupid, fuckwad.

6/13/2008 7:21:53 AM

TastyHamSandwich

Stop pretending you're us. It won't trick us. We're smarter than your reverse psychomologamy.

6/13/2008 7:22:35 AM

Waiting for God

If it's easily refuted, then it won't take you very long to search for the relevant information - which you think refutes Alphanumeric's claims - and provide a link in your posts.

Lazy douchebag.

6/13/2008 7:28:30 AM

rubber chicken

"respected creationist sites". Oh if only such things existed.

6/13/2008 7:31:49 AM

Amos

I do have to say, this one is unusually well written. Its structure is clear, the grammar's good, and it's got only one spelling error with "evolutuionary". That "God bless you" was used with intentional irony and the whole piece, emotionally, achieved its goals. It's perfectly condescending.

If not for the complete lack of bite behind the bark, I'd give it an A.

6/13/2008 7:34:27 AM

M

Refuted ? Not refuted, rejected. Your faith reject reality.
I don't care about the blessing of your hallucinated god

6/13/2008 7:38:40 AM

Eden

Respected creationist sites

Lets guess, they are respected by creationists, normal people however don´t know of them or laugh at them :D

6/13/2008 8:26:44 AM

werewolf

Name one "respected creationist site."

6/13/2008 8:35:19 AM

J-Hay

This ignorant,deluded, pompous asshole Evans is really starting to make a name for himself here on FSTDT, isn't he?

6/13/2008 8:35:21 AM

Paler_Face

How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'
--- Carl Sagan

"Little box of science" indeed.

6/13/2008 8:36:34 AM

Ambrielle

"respected creationist sites"

Respected by whom?

6/13/2008 9:43:33 AM

Prager

respected creationist sites

A good example of an oxymoron.



6/13/2008 10:06:06 AM

Cabal

Ah the classic "you're all so pathetic and retarded but god bless you anyway" bullshit.

6/13/2008 10:29:22 AM

Darn

respected creationist sites

Now there's an Contradictio in Terminus if I ever saw one.

Edit:Ow damn, Prager beat me to the punch :(

6/13/2008 10:39:12 AM

apYrs

first prove the exoistence of a creator.....


I won't hold my breath

6/13/2008 10:43:29 AM

anevilmeme

"respected creationist sites?" WTF? Fundie get you dumb ass over here and clean the coffee off my screen.

6/13/2008 10:46:54 AM

Alcari

Ambrielle #574027

"respected creationist sites"

Respected by whom?

By creationists of course.
Which leads me to the dreaful question: "Are there creationist site that aren't respected, even by creationists?"

If there are, I suggest we burn them to the ground, salt the remains and seal the area under 10 meters of concrete.

6/13/2008 10:50:18 AM

CeilingCat

Oh, well, respected CREATIONIST sites. Pfft.

6/13/2008 11:08:57 AM

tmr

I like my box of science. It is flexible, it expands, it changes with new information, and it is able to duplicate any claim it makes.

Your fundie box, however, is made of iron and is incapable of adjusting or changing shape or size.

I like my science box much better.

6/13/2008 11:34:48 AM

aaa

Trolls are on the move.

6/13/2008 11:56:44 AM

ThinkingManNeil

Forgive me for being blunt, Evans, but...

You and your tiny, fucking mind.

You know, it's witless unthinking dweebs like you that could almost - ALMOST - make me believe that evolution DOESN'T work since rank stupidity like yours and those of your braindead fundie ilk is supposed to be disadvantageous for an organism's continued survival, but somehow, like crabgrass, cockroaches, wrestling fans, and republicans, your kind just refuse to go extinct - much to mankind's misfortune (especially considering you know-nothings want to turn the clock back to the 13th century for all of us - yeah, THAT'S progress); all the while claiming that you're your god's elect, that snakes talk, that bats are birds, gays are eeee-vil, and virgins give birth to gods. It isn't any meritorious accomplishment on your part, just dumbfuck bloodymindedness...

N.

PS. You just don't rate PhysForum. I'm not being elitist in saying that; anyone who doesn't have Clue One about how science works is in no position to tell those of us who do that we're in the wrong. You're a delusional nitwit. Go back to your bible; stay in your church and please don't come back out; we grown-ups are busy.

6/13/2008 12:15:07 PM

Comicartist

Respected creationist sites? I wasn't aware that such a thing existed.

6/13/2008 12:54:38 PM

boingo

"Respected creationist" is an oxymoron

6/13/2008 1:10:17 PM

RI

"Respected creationist sites."

Now that's some funny shit right there, I don't care who you are.

6/13/2008 1:14:33 PM

Grigadil

The brat refuses to acknowledge his mental deficiencies, and continues to lie his ass off.

6/13/2008 1:16:19 PM
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