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[The number of strawmen, and other logical fallacies in this document should probably be used as a way to teach how "not" to argue.]

The arrogance displayed by the evolutionist class is totally
unwarrented. The facts warrent the violent expulsion of
all evolutionists from civilized society. I am quite serious that their danger to society is so great that, in a sane society, they would be, at a minimum, denied a vote in the administration of the society, as well as any job where they might influence immature humans, e.g., scout, or youth, leader, teacher and, obviously, professor. Oh, by the way… What is the chance evolutionists will vote or teach in the Kingdom of God?

Tom Willis, Newsletter for The Creation Science Association of Mid-America 32 Comments [6/13/2008 12:51:03 PM]
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I'm now planning to EMP your servers.

6/13/2008 12:53:13 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

What is the chance evolutionists will vote or teach in the Kingdom of God?

Nobody would get to vote in the "kingdom of god", because your god is a brutal tyrant.

6/13/2008 1:16:50 PM

Paler_Face

Theocratic tyrrany for Jesus.


6/13/2008 1:28:48 PM

Poisoned Rationality

You know, I wouldn't mind leaving the fundie version of "civilized society". But maybe that's just me. :)

6/13/2008 1:29:16 PM

Bryan65

The chances of evolutionists teaching in Heaven are better then those who lie in the name of Christianity.

So fuck you and your group, too!

6/13/2008 1:41:45 PM

Eden

I am absolutely pro giving the fundies a tiny piece of land (maybe one of the more rural states of the USA) where they can do what they want.
Any import of technology (be it technological devices or just technoilogical knowledge) into this land (lets call it Christistan) is forbidden, as it is science, which is evil.

Upon entry of Christistan therefore every visitor is searched for technology and al technology confiscated (and given back if one leaves the country) unless someone has a special permission (for example behavior scientists who want to study the behavior of christian fundamentalists in the wild and have to bring laptops with them).

The inhabitants of CHrististan are free to make their own laws (including of course witches hunts, stoning of girls who get raped in a city, slave trade and so on) but they only apply to inhabitants of christistan, not to visitors of the outside.
This way, everyone should be happy ;)

6/13/2008 1:48:48 PM

Firthy2002

Jesus would kick your arse if he heard you say that.

6/13/2008 1:52:00 PM

stogoe

I'm now planning to EMP your servers.

Joanna, Fire.

6/13/2008 1:58:25 PM

tmr

Yes, we know fundies want to destroy everyone who believes differently than they do.

Really, the only answer to that is to let you and Muslim fundamentalists battle it out. Hopefully, you'll cull each other's numbers enough to make being a fundie less attractive and life for the rest of society more intelligent.

6/13/2008 2:16:01 PM

Delmania

Evolutionist class are not overpowered. The creationist class is underpowered, and instead of asking to be balanced, they demand the evolutionist class be nerfed to hell.

6/13/2008 2:29:49 PM

Grigadil

From what I understand, large parts of Idaho are white-supremacy enclaves. This may be the new Biblestan...

Apologies to our friends in Canuckistan, you'll need to build a barrier.

6/13/2008 2:49:28 PM

artecnical

@Eden

And they all need to be sterilized.

6/13/2008 2:51:03 PM

CeilingCat

When was this letter written? 1708?

6/13/2008 3:24:47 PM

Illuminatalie

People like this should be under surveillance after openly stating they hate our society for what it is, and want to destroy it. I'd support the extra step of airdropping them on to some island where they can live like the taliban they are, as long as we regularly survey that island and make sure they are not acquiring even the most basic technology.

6/13/2008 3:26:53 PM



Not a good chance, because there is no Kingdom and no God.

Hehehehe.

6/13/2008 3:38:03 PM



@Eden: This is an excellent idea [Kind of reminds me of Israel for some reason]

Or like a cruise ship vacation thing. Giving them actual land might be bad.

6/13/2008 3:39:56 PM

Beeblebrox

The arrogance displayed by the evolutionist class is totally
unwarrented.


So people who subscribe to the theory of evolution are arrogant...but the people who claim to know the innermost thoughts and desires of God Himself are not arrogant. Gotcha.

I am quite serious that their danger to society is so great that, in a sane society, they would be, at a minimum, denied a vote in the administration of the society, as well as any job where they might influence immature humans...

Well, Tom old boy, this hasn't happened in any society anywhere on the planet. So either every society of the planet is insane or you're just a Class A whack-job.

What is the chance evolutionists will vote or teach in the Kingdom of God?

Which Kingdom of God are we talking about here, Tom? Is this the Earthly kingdom Jesus sets up or is this the one up in Heaven? In either kingdom this question still obtains: Since Jehovah (or Jesus) will be our direct ruler and our bodies and minds will be perfect and incorruptible (and therefore our minds will have perfect knowledge) what exactly would someone teach or vote on?


It's well worth reading Tom's entire article. Basically anyone who buys into evolution is the Devil incarnate. We're fingered as the motivating force behind WWI Germany, Soviet Russia, Nazi Germany, fascism in some parts of Europe and socialism in the other parts. Here's just a little sampler from this crack-brained scheme...

Should Evolutionists Be Allowed to Vote?
?? They do not and can not know the purpose for Man. In
fact, all of them believe Man has no purpose.
?? Therefore, they cannot make informed judgments about
how men should behave toward each other, or what would
be "good" or "bad" for any group of men to do, or not do.
?? Thus, they have no sane foundation upon which to base
“laws” or rational for insisting that other men obey the
laws.
?? Thus, the religion they profess to believe renders them incapable
of participating in any decision about what men ought
to do. But, that is the purpose of all law.
?? Therefore, in a sane society, evolutionists should not be allowed
to vote, or influence laws or people in any way!
They should, perhaps, make bricks to earn enough to eat.
Q.E.D. - Quod Erat Demonstrandum
"That which was to be demonstrated."

6/13/2008 3:54:45 PM

Lefty Link

Aww, thanks. I feel all warm and fuzzy.

6/13/2008 4:35:16 PM

Alfred

Totalitarians for Jesus.

The exact system you describe is currently used in North Korea and several other totalitarian countries. The "disloyal entities" are banned from living in or entering the cities, and from voting. They are not allowed to hold any position in government. The only jobs which they are permitted to hold are "manual labor."
Sounds like you admire their system, Tom!

6/13/2008 5:21:48 PM

Ambrielle

"evolutionist class"???

6/13/2008 5:26:00 PM

DoubleJ

"I am quite serious that their danger to society is so great that, in a sane society, they would be, at a minimum, denied a vote in the administration of the society, as well as any job where they might influence immature humans, e.g., scout, or youth, leader, teacher and, obviously, professor."
Okay, so, from what I can tell, for fundies different beliefs means "No rights for you!" Alright.
"What is the chance evolutionists will vote or teach in the Kingdom of God?"
Fairly little, considering the place doesn't exist.

6/13/2008 6:23:51 PM

Old Viking

Hurry up with that jacket, fellahs, he's hysterical again.

6/13/2008 9:18:24 PM



Depends on the god.

6/13/2008 9:31:58 PM

Grim

OVER 9000.

6/13/2008 9:34:57 PM

anon

The arrogance displayed by the creationist/funda-MENTAL-ist class is totally unwarranted. The facts warrant the violent expulsion of
all creationists/funda-MENTAL-ists from civilized society. I am quite serious that their danger to society is so great that, in a sane society, they would be, at a minimum, denied a vote in the administration of the society, as well as any job where they might influence immature humans, e.g., scout, or youth, leader, teacher and, obviously, professor.

Problem solved!

6/13/2008 11:37:01 PM
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